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Why are short men better lovers?? Are you saying something about my manhood??


(also being a prostitute is legalised in australia)

Ok, its now offical. I got the job. I got a full time position with techworks in Officeworks, South Melbourne. I start around the 23rd.... not alot of time.

I'm moving to Melbourne, and I have to say I feel good... bad news though.

I am moving in with my ex-girlfriend... temporarily.

I need to finalise things with her in some way, she let me keep telling her how much I love her despite her continueing disinterest. Makes me feel kinda dumb. It's all my stupid fault, now I have to move on... she won't be expecting that.

Anyone wanna meet the KANDYMAN in Melbourne???

(sheepish looks around the room)...

Ok, I may not be whore material. I am not sex obsessed for starters...

I guess the concept of money and being wanted by somebody was just very appealing...

Thank you MODS, and I thought that was a very humorous response... and also cut through a lot of shit. thank you.




I just want to be friggen wanted... it would be nice. (I spose its nicer to be wanted by someone you want as well.)

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PS. I emailed a bunch of Male Escorts, so with the limited answers most of them gave I could write a tutorial I guess... mmmm maybe.

yeah it is....

but its a reasonably intelligent way of exploring things that make me upset without having to make them about me...

though this does include a few of the issues i have with my family. None of them know I have been dumped so they continue to treat me like crap as usual, and I don't want them to know I'm single again. My choice...

TRUE... but not all... and there is a market for man whores for women...

identifable because they "don't" come in the pink container

hmmmmmm yesssssss....

i see. all possible, i guess. but male escorts get to advertise themselves how they see fit. And a lot of them tend to advertise themselves for date purposes quite alot. Apparently there is a large enough market for renting a one night partner for a work associated dinner, or just personal evening... who is then payed to pleasure you after.

in a way reminds me of how i was in my last relationship...

NOBODY wants to offer any opinion... AT ALL?

Hey guys,

I've been thinking about it, and I'm curious about the prospect of becoming a male escort. Building up my body, and then hiring it out to women for a night of intellectual and physical intamacy... What do you think??

I think this plan has lots of potential. I have professional photos, that make me look like a ralph lauren model. And I'm reasonably worldly and sophisticated. Also according to my EX I am very good in bed, she always teased that she would hire me out for money. Funny thing is despite the amount of positives she tells me I have, she still dumped me...

Male Escort what do you think... I think its a winner.

But I'd like some opinions.

Love Kandyman...

(I'd 100% be advertising myself as a "hetrosexual" male escort.)

It's a comedy screen play script. This is just a small section, where one character is getting introduced. I don't know which option to go with... and if anyone wants to comment on the style or anything they would add... or cut. Or just anything they like.

I'm putting this in general, because, it isn't related to adventures at all, and I don't think it fits in the critics lounge (I might be wrong).

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That's Deniss, he suffers from fits of uncontrolled aggression, he's currently under going counselling. He's usually pretty good, you'd never know unless you hit one of his triggers. Most of them tend to be territorial... hence the recent break up with his girlfriend. It all stems from his family, which is pretty messed up.

Before last Christmas Deniss' shrink suggested that he give self help gifts to his family members and quietly address to them how they can benefit their lives, and the lives of others around them. It didn't go quite as planned. Christmas rolls around, he turns up at his parents place on Christmas day and dumps a box in his fathers lap. His father opens it to find that it's a penis enlarging pump. His father asks him what the hell is going on, so Deniss tells him it's a "self help gift". He then says he couldn't find anything to cure his father's arrogance, petty small mindedness, lack of imagination, inability to relate to others, or chronic selfishness...

but it might stop his moodiness about having the smallest dick in the family.

but it might help remove his jealousy towards all the males in their family, including his 12 year old son.

but at least this might help him to be able to find his dick without the aid of a mirror, and magnifying glass.

Though apparently it wasn't the most uncomfortable Christmas he had been to.

he seems too meek and nerdy, the face is weaker in the animation than in the sketches...

and I LOVE the sketches...

in the side walk his shoulders are slumped like he has no self esteem... like he is 12 and can't get a date. It doesn't fit. it gives him the i'm drunken jack the 50 year old illiterate inbred prospector kinda look to him... it adds unnecessary age... i think his posture and body shape need editing.

in the diagonal walk cycle, there is no distinction of crotch, the legs don't meet into the centre of the hips correctly and it draws my eye too much. The middle of his legs is set far over on the left... too far to the left.

the face in PROGZ edit is too much like a villian than a hero... even for a western.



(( But then again i released "Little Jonny Evil" with Jonny walking same arm as leg and I didn't notice till someone pointed it out to me.... so what the hell do I know. ))

I know what you mean DG but I don't want it to end this way...

I still talk to her alot, and flirt with her over the phone but I feel all drained when I tell her I love her and miss her and care about her and all I get is dead air on the opposite end of the phone...

ie, New Years Eve just passed.

And she will continue to let me insinuate "naughty" things to her, and she tells me it affects her. I guess I am clutching at ways to get her to still react with real sentiment towards me.

I know this is kinda behavious on my behalf. But the way its currently structered I don't know how to stop it. And I still want her back. And she seems to make it clear she wants parts of me, but that is only temporary and when it suits her.

All through this relationship I gave alot more than I got, and I really pampered her. Cause I loved to do it, and I think she would just continue to let me do that after we had ended and only stop when she saw that it was draining me...

She doesn't know how to end things, she never ended her past relationships properly... which is why they were sooooo fucked up and why they upset me so much. I've just realised that I have to stop, because she is my first, I am following the lead. I always told her what she was doing with her exes was majorly unhealthy.

I could end up like them.

I told my teacher what I was like with her, and he said that I was good for her. I then told him that I found things that distressed me about the type of emotional attachment she still had with and for her exes, but I told him i purposely never did anything because I should never have been looking (I was snooping because I was highly suspicious and paranoid, and I found out things I didn't wanna know). He then told me I wasn't good for her in that regard, because despite the fact I shouldn't have been looking, I should have made it clear (with evidence) that she was doing the wrong thing and it needed changing.

I would bring the general topic up with her... but I would always get shot down. She was a much better arguer than me... she and quite a few boyfriends to practise on.


HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE :S...

Hi Guys... things are changing...

My girlfriend is now saying she wouldn't mind living with me in Melbourne. (But I know she ISN'T in love with me it would simply be a facade of a relationship...) she knows I still love her and I now believe from the way she keeps talking about certain things that she expects that I will support her and continue to give to her, and give things to her despite the fact she has told me she no longer has romantic feelings for me...

If i tell her I love her or I miss her... all i get is silence down the phone till I say something else.

I confessed it all to my singing teacher today, who is a good mate of mine... he told me to "stuff the whole thing and consider moving to England". He knows it wouldn't be possible for me to stay in Mackay... for sanity reasons. And he knows I can get my English passport. So he suggested I forget the whole thing, and change countries, he thinks moving in with her wouldn't be good for me... He even told me he has somewhere I could stay for free for a few weeks, and he thinks he could even line up a job to get me started...

Its confusing, I'm concidering it.

And my job application for Melbourne just got faxed today...

Thank you. Its nice to get some compassionate sympathy guys, that makes me feel better. I haven't told any of my family yet, I purposely don't want them to know. Until I leave town I am temporarily living with my parents. Hell its only for three weeks, even still I can't stand my father. The man is impossible to live with... but one screaming match later I think I am ok. And things will be calm enough until I go.

Rode: some of what you say is possibly true, but I have to say I was keen on settling down. I was also keen on straightning her out and supporting her. It was her that was very career focussed, she felt she had wasted time to make up for. A bit sad really... plus baggage from arsehole exboyfriends. (makes me very angry to be honest, I've never hated anyone in my life, except one of her exes)

I am currently surfing the classifieds in the herald sun to check out accomodation for share housing... I can't afford to live on my own.

My pay has gone up... if I get only my bare minimum wage it will be aproximately 390 after tax... not much. But I will also have centrelink payments... but i don't know how much that will be.

mmmm more things to think about...

applied for job today.

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Hi let me start by saying, Hi. My name is KANDYMAN (creator of "little jonny evil" cousin of RhubarbCelestial who is currently dating Yahtzee.) and I currently live in Mackay up in queensland. But in 3 weeks I will be living in Melbourne. I have started to scare the shit out of myself, so let me continue by saying....

fuck fuck fuck FUCK omigod omigod omigod..... shit shit shit shit, ARSE!!!

Now thats out of the way I shall continue. I have been planning to move to Melbourne for a little while now. I haven't, in all honesty thought it ALL the way through. I was originally invited to move there by two VERY close female friends of mine, whom sadly are now no longer as close. And in all honesty one is now not even a friend. I have accepted this and still kept my plan to move anyway.

I then met and fell in love witha very beautiful woman, I am twenty she is thirty. We have been together for a year and a quater, and living together for at least 11 months of that. I was delighted when it turned out that she also had plans for Melbourne. Actually I have to say the last 11 months are the stablest I've been... messy on occasion but very stable. Which is why it crushes me now that we shall NOT be moving together... she has dumped me.

Not for another person, not for bad behaviour, and not because I am a bad boyfriend... (according to her I am the PERFECT boyfriend)... it is because i haven't decided what I want out of life. I asked her why she couldn't take my age into consideration on that, she said my age was the exact reason she couldn't take it into consideration. (if anyone could better explain that i would appreciate it).

So now I am alone. Without emotion support, or stability. I am lost, and I am moving and time is ticking down. I have talked to work about transfering, they have found me a new position, with the same hours, but more money in the EXACT spot I wanted to move to. I also have some family that I can stay with breifly until I find somewhere of my own to live.

I now just lack a clear head on the whole damn thing.

So could people please tell me if they would be interested in meeting up, and answering my questions here online.

Some about accomodation that is available, like share housing? If that particular option is safe? How much etc etc...

And then anyone who would like to know about my past relationship that thinks they could help tetangle some of the crap that went on...

Faithfully yours.... John, the KANDYMAN

Things Kandyman does for fun:...

Sings.
Drinks copeous amounts of Beer. Flips people offs.
Draws cartoons.
Writes game and story dialogue.
His girlfriend.
Attempts to get into MAJOUR australian acting schools.
Makes webpages...

...and hopes for the day that money will fall from the Sky like rain.

I was pretty sure that the place had heaps. Might have to have some sort of big get together when i get there.  Have some sort of mini MELBOURNE mittens.

I would love to stay... I am just pulling my head out of a very stressful year...

I am seriously worrying about the long termidness of my current relationship... and the fact we are about to move together is making me rather on edge... but I'm back ... want to stay back and am here to meet people and field questions

i'm thoroughly looking forward to Melbourne... and hope i can meet lots of people

BTW the raining thing... not a problem... used to live in Goteburg in Sweden... some fabulously shite weather loved every minute of it... Andail can vouch for it... everyone thought me mad


Im looking at St Kilda because that is the location of my chosen acting school...

awwwwwwwwwww..... come on someone reply i'm looking to find friends in my NEW home city... someone reply...

Hi Guys which AGSers live in Melbourne???... I'd check but my bloody computer won't show AGS MAP JesusChristMonkeyFucker.

And as the heading suggests I am about to move to Melbourne in late December... goodbye tropics hello rainyness...

I desperately want to get the best emotional responses out of the characters possible to create an iffinity between the audience and them. I'm going to be using voice overs. i have an ample supply of actors up here... or in a pinch my girlfriend and i can just supply all the voices...

principles that i should talk to my lecturers about to get approval... i want to either read discussions on... or have discussions on interface design... and audience interaction... interactive and noninteractive objects... how real does it need to be to keep an audience entertained... etc etc... as much stuff as possible

ok yay, i'm over the food poisoning... hooooooooraaaayyyyy


but i come back to find that noone has posted anything...

i've decided to write a 10 room game in the attempt to explore the concepts of
audience imersment,
audience interaction,
audience empathy and relationship to/with the character,
and in some ways orginality and playing with old ideas and principles...

i think the interface will be aÃ,  two pronged gui, something like the loom staff with the ability to cast spells for some puzzles... and point and click.... mmmmm maybe leaning toward general lucas arts but cut back slightly...

what happened to the 50 design tips that were posted on adventure developers years ago....

the game will be fantasy about a faerie called pippette who, during the corination service electing the new ruler, is attacked and trown out of the ethereal city by her brother. who like pippette is in line for the thrown but unlike pippette so is desperate to claim claim it that he was banished and took dark magic. And the flute/pipe of (need name) of power basically. pippette lands in the forest unable to fly, with the pipe/flute must learn to use it, and through helping people on the ground learn responsibility and get back to the city to free her people. and possibley help her brother...