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In the middle, it started to sound worse than how I pronounce it (and I talk English with an "I'll be back 8) " accent ) After that, it got unpronouncable. Thank god for that just being a joke

You're an odd fella. Now you sound like you'd want to use an episode of Candy Candy or Mabletown as story. That in a text adventure :

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That's a granny's head, laying down.
Next: Cyprus

You are standing in the living room. On the tv is a video clip from some creepy metal band, in which a giant lion and tiger are fighting a horde of giant bears in a city, crushing the buildings while they're at it.
On the table is a bottle of ketchup.

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First person game, and completely immersing the player into the game? Sounds like you'd want to go for a text adventure. I bet that's a challenge with AGS

Otherwise, try NAGI to run it. It should work like a charm under Windows

Used to play it, but only got boring quests. "Make bread. Fetch me my sword. Fetch me my shield. etc" Not to mention that some quests required some odd stats to be raised. To solve one, you'd have to kill a crapload of cows and work their hides, or chop down so many trees Greenpeace'd be on your back, then just burn them.

Besides that, the people there were just horrible. You're lvl. 3 and need to mine some clay, which's worthless if you're a wee bit higher than lvl. 3. There're alot of players with lvl. 100 and up there, with the best tools for mining one could have. What do they do? They rush after each rock you go after, no matter if it's clay or something else, mine it faster due to their superiour tools, leaving you to waste your time, not getting any training in mining, nor getting what you wanted to mine. Only thing in return, is insults from them.

Third of all, there's no real purpose to it. In some MMORPGs, you can work yourself up to be a huge trader, or get in a guild and help out those that're starting out in it, or anything else. Look at Anarchy Online (it's got free accounts till summer of 2006) and you'll see what I mean. Runescape, on the contrary, has no such thing. The economy there's so that if you make something you'd otherwise buy for 1000, you can sell for 10 at most. You don't even have costs of tools and resources back for that. There's no possibility to join other people into a team or form guilds either. It's everybody for themselves in there, everybody just doing brainless, purposeless statraising.

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For the battery, you need the hockey mask and chainsaw. If you have both, use them on the tree next to the toilet to cut it down, then again to get a stump. Once you have that, just try to take the batteries.

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I'm stuck on the other part too.
Edit: Figured the other one out too.

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Interact with the coin return tray of the first machine (Damn! We're all screwed), then use the dime on the coin slot of the gum dispenser machine

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As for the balls... I don't know which ones you got, so I'll list all places where one is.

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1) In the toilet
2) In the trashcan near Killer Clown
3) Upstairs of the haunted house
4) Stuck somewhere in the Duck Hunt machine

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that AGS Team Challenge?

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Thought of getting some gum, but can't find a dime for the bubblegum machine, nor a way to open it without a dime. I also tried scraping the rag off of the shelf in the toolshed, hoping to use some of its stickiness on the ruler, but that's waaaay off

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I'm rather stuck on this game... got the ruler, but don't know how to repair it. Could anybody point me to how to solve this? Thanks