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Wow, I'm number 8.

Well, you were one of the first I thought about putting in. You weren't introduced in the first episode though, but hopefully if this goes onto be an actual series you, along with others that I plan to make regulars are introduced in the second episode.

Does anyone have anyplace that I can upload the first draft of the script to. It's an RTF file, which can be opened with Wordpad.

Cast for pilot includes: terranRICH, m0ds, CJ, Rodekill, Alkaline, LGM, Yufster, Phil and also two roles for terranRICH's girlfriend who leaves him and a guy who throws him out of the office where he works, but that one will probably be cut from the final draft.

The way I had it in my head was that there were ten seats at the bar. 2 on the left side, 6 in front and then 2 on the right side, and then CJ behind the bar.  Now, marking them from 1 to 10, left to right, I have the seating arrangements at the moment as:

1- ??
2- terranRICH
3- Alkaline
4- remixor
5- ??
6- Helm
7- Rodekill
8- Scummbuddy
9- m0ds
10- ??

I don't know who will go in 1, 5 or 10 at the moment, so if anyone wants those seats, just ask and I'll put you there.

This is very nice. But I have to agree with what has been said. The patterns of the wall and floor are very distracting, especially the wall patterns. They look too uniform compared to the furniture.

If the character is a playboy, I don't think he would even have walls like that, with an ugly wallpaper (trust me, I know ).

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Only one more... ooh, it's like christmas!!!

I was gonna have Kikme as the owner of a rival bar that nobody ever goes to. Oh and Alkaline is definately going to be in it. Since he was the host of the AGTV talk show, he can continue that role, but coming into Blue Cup after the show, talking about how it went.

Anyway, I think I have some stuff now for the script. I'll write a small one up tonight, and post it here tomorrow. It'll be in the form of a movie script, and most likely PDF file or also a plain text one.

If anyone would need help with understanding the terms in the script, just ask and I'll write down some info about what everything is.

Oh yeah, and for the bar in 3D, you should cel-shade it so that it has a 2D style feel to it.

Uh, yeah. That'll do.

[Plot:]

Okay, heres a brief outline for what I will put into the script of a first episode:

(Subject to change)

Plot:
Okay, the episode starts off with terranRICH walking around blind drunk throughout a city (don't know which yet). He has just recently lost his job, his girlfriend and his dog also got ran over. He is feeling like crap, and stumbles across a bar during his drunken stupor called Blue Cup. He recognises the name from somewhere (hmmm) and heads inside to discover that regulars from the AGS forums are there... why? I have no idea, but CJ is sitting behind the bar, dispensing drinks to the "regulars", and that is pretty much the basic plotline so far...

Characters:
CJ - Owns the bar, and is the bartender until a few episodes down when he gets some new help.
m0ds - At the moment, i'm going to make him Blue Cups version of Norm. Everyone here knows mods, so why not have him as Norm.
terranRICH - He stumbles into the bar, and is somewhat the main character of the first episode. In later episodes, he becomes one of the regulars, whose life constantly gets crappier and crappier.
LGM - The fat idiotic Cliff Claven style character that is annoying.
Yufster - I guess she could be some sort of pyscho lady that lives upstairs to the bar, and comes down every now and then to freak people out.
Rodekill - He stops by for a drink now and then, can't think of much more than that at the moment.

Ummm, I can't really think of much more at the moment. Maybe if people posted if they wanted to be in it, and what kinda character they would want.

Okay, so does someone want me to write a short script based on this idea? Having a few AGS guys in this bar, establishing why the hell they are even in a bar and how they got it?

Oh, and who owns the bar? I think mods or CJ for this, or maybe Andail.

I could probably do this in a few hours, seeing as being in bars is a rather extensive hobby of mine.

The best meat pie i've ever eaten are the ones that they have at the footy... mmmmmmm... they are brilliant!

In my opinion, the best kebab shop i've been to, is the one in Penrith, just around the corner from Spotlight. But what do I know, it was the night of State of Origin 2 and I was blind drunk!!!

So, just a Seinfeld ripoff, by the leads are AGSers... who are the main characters? Sub-characters and settings?

I would say, CJ in the Seinfeld role, m0ds in the Kramer style role... but who could George and Elaine be?

Oh, and LGM as Newman!

Well, heres hoping that a future Mittens is somewhere near Australia... or Australia, and then everyone can drink... mmm...

I only ever remember playing the old Master System game of Last Crusade, and that sucked... is that the version you are talking about?

I'll write a script over the next week and post it here, if anyone likes it, they can use it for a basis if they seriously want to make a show.

Any ideas what it should be about?

I started work on a show called the Drunken Adventures of Ben and Jeff, chronicling the well, drunken adventure me and a friend have.

Most of the stupid shit that was going to be in it was based on some real event, like the swarms of midgets (in real life, I was at a shopping mall and ran into at least 50 to 70 midgets in under 10 minutes), the towns local internet cafe with a rastafarian who you could barely understand, and the place only had old computers, a few being 486's (it was an indian guy and the computers were Pentium 1's) and other such crazy events.

Unfortunately, it has had to stop, because the computer it was on is kinda stuffed... thank god I have it on a CD though. The first episode is about 10 minutes (all I got done from an original half hour script), but it is very basic with everything not completely done yet, with some graphics missing, voice work missing and also more sound effects.

My favourites in no order:

Hellraiser I, II and Inferno
Halloween
Friday the 13th
Poltergeist
Evil Dead I & II
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Nightmare on Elm Street I & III
The Hills Have Eyes
It (shit, I hate clowns... :'()
ET. The Extra Terrestrial (come on, who when they were little didn't get freaked out when the kids found him and he freaked out going OWOOAOAOW!!!!!11)
American Pyscho (not a real horror, but the shit Patrick Bateman did, and ending up getting away with it... oh man!)
Ringu & Ringu 2
Battlefield Earth (OH MY GOD!!!!!11 ARRGGGHHHHH!!)

Well, if you are going to add an extra chapter to the game, call it the Extended Edition or something like that.

Well frank (yes, i know... i'm lame), you could try going on www.astalavista.com and doing a search for flash 4, or even search on KaZaA if you have it. I'm pretty sure someone on there would have the program and also a crack for it.

If that doesn't work, and you have no luck it would be best to get a newer version of the program and getting the crack for it.

Mmmm... Larry on a 30 Inch screen... mmmm... tasty!

I know about the Han and Greebo editing, but what's up with the glass and the cobra?

Well, you don't really think they would have a big name star like Harrison Ford and a Cobra about a foot and a half away from each other if there wasn't some protection.

I'm 18 and thank god I live in Australia so that I can get totally hammered whenever I want legally...

...aww, who am I kidding, i'd be drinking no matter what. I'm sad.