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You guys know there is such a theory as the psycho gene right? Where in which your brain alerts to blah blah blah (research it if you want to know!!!).

The problem with America is that anyone, be it British, American or Belgian (anyone) - you can just simply get a gun from the bank or supermarket. The American gun laws are completely fucked and this whole "right to bare arms" crap is bullshit. Unless you think that the cops can't deal with it; there will be a zombie apocalypse or you want to kill someone in cold blood - why have a gun? Take a look around at the many countries that do not have guns and learn something people of America. Unless you want this kind of thing to keep happening over and over. It's just bullshit to be quite frank with you.

"I need to protect myself" - do you, America? Well then. There is something profoundly wrong with your country that, I'm afraid, guns just cannot fix.

When a simpleton cannot even spell their own name, yet own a gun, we cannot deny the fact that we have a problem.

To stay on topic - I give all my love and prayers for the victims of this heinous crime. Their time was not yet. As far as the killer be concerned and trying to understand their motives... It sounds to me like a broken home with a good-for-nothing douche bag rejected by his perfect family and seeked to wreck revenge and take a few more lives as he made himself feel like god (taking lives).

I wish this scum would have shot himself and saved us all the worry and sadness.

Godbless the teachers and children whom lost their lives.

This looks really nice, loving your cartoony illustration style. I'll be keeping my eye on this one for sure.

10 hours + of gameplay??? We could have ourselves a gem here.

Really enjoyed that, nice work. I thought the art was pretty nice and liked the logic behind using the different elements to complete each puzzle. The use of Motörhead was very fitting  .

The game could have been a bit longer though, I agree. Looking forward to the sequal where hopefully the story will be explored more?

Robots and hell. Sounds good. I'll download it and let you know what I think a bit later on.

I am really interested in what you will finaly produce when you trap and contain all those ideas.

The most epic game of all time I'd imagine. Then who will be laughing.

Give us a demo!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey,

Sexy pic-ture.

Opp, Opp, Opp.

Nice looking game. I like the look of the mechanics (pardon the pun). The trailer got me lookin' forward to giving it a go

Aesthetically, this game looks beyond amazing. Have to say I agree with Fitz though, the sprites could be a teeny-weeny bit bigger.

Looking good, Slasher You're unstoppable.

Given I am an avid Barn Runner fan, I'm giving it a go. Good so far. I refuse to let it beat me!

As for the end, I'm sure whatever you decide will be justified, Ponch. Helluva saga, mate.

Jaffles, that gangnam style tribute is epic! You should put it in your game lol.

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When I played this game (briefly, very briefly) I kinda got reminded of those bands that used to make good music or, those movie producers that used to produce good films that made great movies but now make utter shite and, just because of status expect it to (and probably will do) well. Do not get me wrong, I loved the Ben Jordan series and know this game was a piss take but... Why release it? Why waste your time and take the effort with the backgrounds etc.. It is boring, the comedy is mediocre and overall a waste of several minutes?  I guess that is probably the best review I can give this game. Hey, I am just being honest. Seriously guys.

I like how your 'review' as you call it consists of exactly ONE point: 'the comedy is mediocre' ('it's boring' is not a point, that needs elaboration). Unfortunately, humor is very much a matter of taste and can never really be rated objectively (as seen by the number of posts here by people that enjoyed the humor very much, including me). I think you should either go into much greater detail when criticizing a game so heavily, especially if it's well-liked by the general community or just keep your opinion to yourself.

All right, that is fair enough. Or I can just express my own opinion. Given the track record of the people who worked on this game I was expecting something pretty exceptional on downloading it, but this sadly wasn't the case 'in my opinion'. I honestly was disappointed by this game and if I am not allowed to express that disappointment, then I am very sorry. I am sure they do not really need my criticism of how the graphics are pretty good (which they most definitely are) if I think the game overall doesn't deserve my outstanding appreciation. I'm with the old fashioned opinion that, sometimes, bad critique makes for a wake-up call, or very  least, a tell tail sign that not 'everyone' was satisfied. Especially when better games are out there and not getting half the appreciation they deserve. If the developers of this game really are offended by my comment they can tell me to bugger off, that is also fair enough. For one, this game as far as I am aware was never supposed to be taken seriously, in actual fact, the opposite.

I love that you love the game. Sadly, it is not for me. As I have already hinted, I do not feel that much effort at all has been placed into this game, aside from the graphics, therefore, with great regret and a heavy heart, I cannot share your opinion. I have seen such great story-telling and writing from these people that it just saddens me to see such a game.

Why waste your time and take the effort with the backgrounds etc.. It is boring, the comedy is mediocre and overall a waste of several minutes?  I guess that is probably the best review I can give this game. Hey, I am just being honest. Seriously guys.

Probably because they don't share your views on what warrants a good use of their time.

This game was really charming.  Thanks for the laughs guys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc8oobYVeY0

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When I played this game (briefly, very briefly) I kinda got reminded of those bands that used to make good music or, those movie producers that used to produce good films that made great movies but now make not so good stuff and, just because of status expect it to (and probably will do) well. Do not get me wrong, I loved the Ben Jordan series and know this game was a piss take but... Why release it? Why waste your time and take the effort with the backgrounds etc.. It is boring, the comedy is mediocre and overall a waste of several minutes?  I guess that is probably the best review I can give this game. Hey, I am just being honest. Seriously guys.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my followers for their very kind words. I'd also like to take this time to tell the people that choose to argue in a thread based on bullshit, to get a grip and look at the bigger picture. I love you guys, tbh, so don't do that. If you want to let off some steam and find a resolution I will be here (on weekends...  wonder why, right?).  At the end of the day, Aqälä, dislikes Paul Thomas Anderson and Armageddon, loves PTA's work. I'd say we put it down to a who gives a fuck? Seeing as you are both right.


In other news,  got an anonymous letter, quite troubling, though I would share it with you (to bring perspective to your own lives,)


Dear Onker

I hate curry but my fiancé loves it. So from time to time, I make it and smother it in cheese for myself as cheese makes it more palatable. I really hate curry in general and coriander in particular. I actually think that hell is a coriander field. Anyway, today, I made curry that had no curry in it: meat marinaded in onions, garlic, chilli and soy sauce, tomato purée, coconut cream and creamed coconut. I also added some pepper and thilly. I love all the ingredients but together they taste like a curry (ie disgusting). Is it ok to give it to my fiancé (he loves it) and have a cheesy toast myself?

yours
cilantro hater.


Hi Cilantroi,

Congratulations and, I also do not know what the fuck cilantro is. Sounds like something I would want to get down on or avoid like the fuckin plague... Nevermind... In any case if you hate curries and are actually making curries for that son-of-a-bitch then you must really love him. Hell, I know if my partner asked me to eat bullshit I would stare at her blankly and say get to fuck, bitch. As for coriander - have you been to see a psychologist? If not, I am not surprised. Seeing as you are asking me this shit. Curry, on the other hand, is something that strikes me as being simply veg chopped up with a bunch of chillies and shit that turns out quite creamy. Sounds to me like you done the job. It's all down to personal choice, a curry could be a shmurry and get the same results - it doesn't matter what you shove in that thing. As for the cheese? People who hate cheese are either stupid or lactose intolerant. I really sympathise with you. Just tell your asshole partner that that cheese is the main ingredient - I bet he won't even be arsed to question or check and eat it anyway.

[Disc one: The end]

This is probably the album I will play and drink to at the end of the world. I'll admit, I got a bit lazy toward the end.

Disc one: The end

1. Korn - It's On!
2. The Prodigy - Omen
3. Fatboy Slim - Right Here Right Now
4. REM - It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
5. Bon Jovi - Livin' On A Prayer
6. Blue Öyster Cult - Don't Fear the Reaper
7. The doors - Break On Through (To the Other Side)
8. AC/DC - Highway to Hell
9. Slipknot - Liberate
10. COF - From The Cradle To Enslave
11. Radiohead - idioteque
12. Clint Mansell â€" Lux Aeterna
13. Richard Wagner - Ride of the Walkyries


Bonus disk: Post apocalypse (The bonus being that we all survive).


1. Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts IV - 28
2. XTC - Dear God
3. The Pixies - Monkey Gone To Heaven
4. Modest Mouse - Float On
5. David Bowie - Ashes to Ashes
6. Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive
7. Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
8. John Cage - "4'33"
9. Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun (This has to be the ultimate end of the world song).

Congrats on the release Slasher!

Having had the opportunity to test the game out and finally play it all the way through, I'd say this game is definitely worth a download.

Go and give it a go, folks!

I'll probably find myself in a similar situation. We should all throw an Armageddon party and go completely mental with Ride of the Valkyries on repeat! That would be pretty cool. In fact, I think here would be a pretty good place to post your own soundtrack to the end of the world to be played at the party. That could get interesting...