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Wow! Super double plus commendations?! Thank you ever so much. I'm still quite amazed I managed to finish it.

Flibble the music is Girl from Ipanema, I've seen Look around you but I can't say it directly influenced it, perhaps it was at the back of my mind all this time.

I think my research was quite sound!

My Final Year Project is finally finished! Finally Final Superduper Final! Please watch it, I'll be your friend if you watch it, honest! I will. Now I will include the link to said film http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxyTypWIbQ0 <--- There it is! 

Eddy got on the aeroplane and pondered his own existence. He thought to himself "hmmm I wonder if anyone will notice if I do a little dance while on the plane?" And then he did the world's most amazing dance, it was so amazing that the man sitting in seat 5c started to cry. This was a feat in itself as the fellow in seat 5c had no eyes and therefore lacked the visual requisite to see the amazing dance which had yet to be described to him by the fellow passengers especially the fat woman sitting to the right of him in seat 5b. Barron Von Smythe had lost the use of his eyes and indeed the eye balls in a nuclear test that had gone horribly wrong in the underground testing laboratory in Alameda, that's in California if you didn't know. The American's had deemed him important after the second world war and allowed him to live in America to have a chance at the American dream.

But it had gone all horribly wrong, he still felt the phantom eye balls in his eyeball sockets, 20 years on. This was the real reason he was crying even though he couldn't cry because he had no eyes. He hadn't seen the dance, nor heard it as Eddy, the amazing dancer was known as a silent dancer. Eddy had the ability to dance silently, he was the only person in the whole world who could do it. This feat had made him quite the superstar in Europe and Asia BUT NOT IN AMERICA. He'd mastered this ability not out of want but out of need. His annoying wife always complained that he had danced too loudly as she tried to sleep. She seemed to sleep all the time these days, this was because she constantly drank alcohol as she hated her marriage. What a bitch! But Eddy had soldiered on and made the marriage work by learning how to dance completely silently. This skill he thought to himself would make him perfect for the Movies in America Land. Eddy had never been to America, the idea of American's made him feel physically sick, but the doctor had given him some pills to make that sickness go away. Eddy knew this was his chance to make it big and earn lots of money. He needed the money as his wife was also addicted to gambling. What a bitch! Eddy had made it big in Asia by performing his silent dancing on the radio, which all the Asian populations had loved as it kept them calm.

Eddy suddenly remembered that he was fearful of flying and exclaimed "Oh no! I'm fearful of flying!" the kindly old lady sitting next to him in seat h4 looked him in the eye (even though he had two eyes, not like Barron Von Smythe who had no eyes.) and said "Don't worry dear, it'll be fine I've been on a thousand aeroplanes in my time!" This didn't make Eddy feel any better because he had an aversion to conversing with the elderly. Eddy quickly scanned around his personal area for a sick bag to throw up in. In the nick of time he spotted one picked it up and preceded to vomit into the bag, you'd think this action would have been noisy but Eddy being Eddy managed to vomit completely silently. He just wish his wife had the same trait. Eddy decided to take some sleeping pills and drifted to sleep.

Awesome thanks for the post!

Thanks! He helped me get a 1st.

I made an artsy film too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZvbXRRoyIk

Changing the topic of a thread after 3 pages is what's wrong with the world.

[This thread is what's wrong with the world.]

This thread is what's wrong with the world.

Part VI

Why do musical playing software have cross fade mixers when songs change from track to track? IT confuses me because the music wasn't meant to be heard like that. It's like if I was listening to music and put the news on the TV at the same time. But I don't have a TV connected up to receive broadcast. Because I don't need no TV it's no good anyway I'd only end up watching Cops but I can't even watch Cops anymore because I don't think the Cops channel even exists which is a shame really. A better setting to have would be the "Tape Player is running out of batteries" setting, relive the days where your tape player ran out of batteries and the singing got slowly slower and slower.

Another thing that is wrong is that Lawrence Fishburne has to age, if there was one man I don't want to age it would be Lawrence fishmonger. He should be left alone to lot get pudgy with age, which happens to us all. Unless you have high matabilism. But I know I sure don't, which is a shame because if I did it'd make my life a lot easier. I'd eat loads of doughnuts and not even care it would be amazing, they'd be filled with jam and I'd walk down to the local bakery and say "Hello, I'm here for the usual" and then they'd give me 10 doughnuts. You have to get them from the bakery, you could get them at the supermarket but the ones there are no good. It's like they don't even care about me there. The ones from the bakery are much better. None of those small doughnuts those are a con. The only people to become cooler from age is Clint Eastwood and DeForest Kelley.

Why was there never a buddy cop movie featuring Eastwood and Kelley? it would have been amazing. Kelley in the end would kick Eastwood's arse I am sure. Maybe eastwood could have directed it but I don't see much place for boxing or old ford cars to be in the film. It is not well known but DeForest Kelley put an end to WWII. I'm not sure what car they would drive, or who the police chief would be, but he'd have to be black. I think saying that isn't racist it's just needed.  Putting two hard boiled cops together would make them super hard boiled and unstoppable. there'd be the part where they meet for the first time and hate each other but then get used to each other and then near the middle they'd split up and hate each other and just right near the end join forces once again in a thrilling conclusion where they get the murderer/drug lord and then make a snide comment at the end. Maybe they could both say the snide comment. Or both have different snide comments to make and say them at the same time. Like they shot the guys car and it exploded killing him and his six kids. DeForrest could say "Half a dozen eggs seems just about right to me" and Eastwood could say "I wouldn't know, I don't know how to cook." or he could say "I wouldn't know, I only work in the metric scale" which wouldn't make any sense. But maybe just maybe that's why he'd say it? Maybe as the credits roll it has a montage of kelley teaching eastwood how to bake a cake and it'd be funny because flour would get on their faces! Because obviously DeForrest would be a cop who is also partial to baking a cake or two.

I can't donate blood either! I like mentioning this a lot and do so at any chance possible. This greatly annoys friends and close ones, but it makes me feel happy to have something to complain about. I had a blood transfusion and let me tell you, having someone else's blood flow through your veigns is a terrific feeling. Don't let those neighsaysers tell you otherwise (such as the jehovahs).

THANKS MEDICAL SCIENCE! 

The Ess game http://www.mediafire.com/file/uldunnzmojm/sgame.rar

New Episode Up!

I don't smoke it makes me cough.

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It all started so long ago, the Dal jones was at an all time high and Regan was back in office starting operation Star Wars II and Haddas and Pablo rang me on Skype. This started a chain reaction I could not stop. Not even John Mclane could possibly stop it and I hear he has been in at least some movies or something I'm not a movie critic but if I was I'd be quite good at it. We were talking about life, the arts and shit like that when we started to discuss game ideas that were too out there for the fat cats in office and in wall street, I've wall street but I saw that film with Charlie Sheen and that old guy who married that Welsh woman.

Then it hit me like a shit tonne of bricks hitting a tsunami of shit filled bricks hitting the fan full of shit. I had to make a game, it'd been 10 years since I had last used AGS or maybe it had been longer, I don't have a Calendar. I started making highly detailed graphics for this masterpiece artfully superior thought provokingly marvellously amazingly flaming child filled idea of a game. After 2 minutes of creating the graphics, I had completed all the graphics I needed for my game which would be super great and be on websites and things.

I installed AGS version somethingdy something from the internet and I went to go and run in but low and behold it wouldn't bloody run! I tried everything I already had the dotnet framework installed so I slumped my head in shame as I was unable to run AGS which makes me very sad. But then I remembered something but then I forgot it again. Never mind I blame Swansea, the damn place doesn't any sense.

I prefer pixelween har har har! Oh wait no one will get that one! 

I work on the moon, it is good pay.

http://www.videocopilot.net/tutorial/3d_light_casting/

Newly discovered on the Cutting Floor of Ridley Scott's Space Office, it's the Blade Runner Sitcom Replicans and Replicants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQE_BFdWGmM

If youhad stopped taking the crystal meth everything would have been fine!

This will help with the loss http://johnhaller.com/jh/useful_stuff/billy_mays_caps_lock/