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My Final Year Project is finally finished! Finally Final Superduper Final! Please watch it, I'll be your friend if you watch it, honest! I will. Now I will include the link to said film http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxyTypWIbQ0 <--- There it is! 

Part VI

Why do musical playing software have cross fade mixers when songs change from track to track? IT confuses me because the music wasn't meant to be heard like that. It's like if I was listening to music and put the news on the TV at the same time. But I don't have a TV connected up to receive broadcast. Because I don't need no TV it's no good anyway I'd only end up watching Cops but I can't even watch Cops anymore because I don't think the Cops channel even exists which is a shame really. A better setting to have would be the "Tape Player is running out of batteries" setting, relive the days where your tape player ran out of batteries and the singing got slowly slower and slower.

Another thing that is wrong is that Lawrence Fishburne has to age, if there was one man I don't want to age it would be Lawrence fishmonger. He should be left alone to lot get pudgy with age, which happens to us all. Unless you have high matabilism. But I know I sure don't, which is a shame because if I did it'd make my life a lot easier. I'd eat loads of doughnuts and not even care it would be amazing, they'd be filled with jam and I'd walk down to the local bakery and say "Hello, I'm here for the usual" and then they'd give me 10 doughnuts. You have to get them from the bakery, you could get them at the supermarket but the ones there are no good. It's like they don't even care about me there. The ones from the bakery are much better. None of those small doughnuts those are a con. The only people to become cooler from age is Clint Eastwood and DeForest Kelley.

Why was there never a buddy cop movie featuring Eastwood and Kelley? it would have been amazing. Kelley in the end would kick Eastwood's arse I am sure. Maybe eastwood could have directed it but I don't see much place for boxing or old ford cars to be in the film. It is not well known but DeForest Kelley put an end to WWII. I'm not sure what car they would drive, or who the police chief would be, but he'd have to be black. I think saying that isn't racist it's just needed.  Putting two hard boiled cops together would make them super hard boiled and unstoppable. there'd be the part where they meet for the first time and hate each other but then get used to each other and then near the middle they'd split up and hate each other and just right near the end join forces once again in a thrilling conclusion where they get the murderer/drug lord and then make a snide comment at the end. Maybe they could both say the snide comment. Or both have different snide comments to make and say them at the same time. Like they shot the guys car and it exploded killing him and his six kids. DeForrest could say "Half a dozen eggs seems just about right to me" and Eastwood could say "I wouldn't know, I don't know how to cook." or he could say "I wouldn't know, I only work in the metric scale" which wouldn't make any sense. But maybe just maybe that's why he'd say it? Maybe as the credits roll it has a montage of kelley teaching eastwood how to bake a cake and it'd be funny because flour would get on their faces! Because obviously DeForrest would be a cop who is also partial to baking a cake or two.

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It all started so long ago, the Dal jones was at an all time high and Regan was back in office starting operation Star Wars II and Haddas and Pablo rang me on Skype. This started a chain reaction I could not stop. Not even John Mclane could possibly stop it and I hear he has been in at least some movies or something I'm not a movie critic but if I was I'd be quite good at it. We were talking about life, the arts and shit like that when we started to discuss game ideas that were too out there for the fat cats in office and in wall street, I've wall street but I saw that film with Charlie Sheen and that old guy who married that Welsh woman.

Then it hit me like a shit tonne of bricks hitting a tsunami of shit filled bricks hitting the fan full of shit. I had to make a game, it'd been 10 years since I had last used AGS or maybe it had been longer, I don't have a Calendar. I started making highly detailed graphics for this masterpiece artfully superior thought provokingly marvellously amazingly flaming child filled idea of a game. After 2 minutes of creating the graphics, I had completed all the graphics I needed for my game which would be super great and be on websites and things.

I installed AGS version somethingdy something from the internet and I went to go and run in but low and behold it wouldn't bloody run! I tried everything I already had the dotnet framework installed so I slumped my head in shame as I was unable to run AGS which makes me very sad. But then I remembered something but then I forgot it again. Never mind I blame Swansea, the damn place doesn't any sense.

Newly discovered on the Cutting Floor of Ridley Scott's Space Office, it's the Blade Runner Sitcom Replicans and Replicants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQE_BFdWGmM

The internet found me a cool text adventurey game, it's called Don't Shit your Pants. It's pretty damn cool, I suggest people play it right away. If you too would like to play it here is the url. http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants

Here it is
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GBVw1KG7oMw

Any tips and help would be great, I think some of the perspective is off I dunno 

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This is my Christmas Game for Christmas. Please play Christmas game.
Also discuss Christmas Game


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This is the link for people confused with descriptive links

http://www.mediafire.com/?mtzzttdwjxb

Please have a good Christmas. Even you!

What is a Photoshop Photontorpedoday?

Photoshopping isn't drawing a completely new image -- It's editing images to create a new image, such as editing one image or combining several images. The contest usually lasts for a million years when dinosaurs roam the earth. Also, you don't have to specifically use Photoshop -- Paint Shop Pro, MSPaint, Piestation Genesis or any other programs can be used even Killotronic 5. Please make sure your image doesn't exceed the width of the screen or it will fall off. And remember No Slacking!

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   Cereal That never was!

Do you like cereal? Yes of course you do, that's a rhetorical question, no need to answer.

Ever wondered what Cereal you could come up with?

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!

Gay Flakes
Chocolate Pie Cereal
Shitabix (Please don't do shitabix)
Larry Vale-Os

Anything is possible with the power of your mind and Photoshop!
So go ahead and make some entries

The Winner gets the chance of their cereal idea being made into a real cereal with thanks to Kelloggs.

So what are you waiting for? Nothing, you are correct there.

And Remember There's more to pies than pie.

What is a Photoshop Phonday?

Photoshopping isn't drawing a completely new image -- It's editing images to create a new image, such as editing one image or combining several images. The contest usually lasts for a million years. Also, you don't have to specifically use Photoshop -- Paint Shop Pro, MSPaint, Piestation Genesis or any other programs can be used. Please make sure your image doesn't exceed the width of the screen or the screen will fall off.

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This week's fun cool Competition topic is:
Genre Swap!
What do I mean by this? I mean nothing.

Take your favourite movie poster and transform the genre of the movie into something 100% better. Like to see the Titanic as a post-apocalyptic war time drama? You can do it with the power of photoshop.

If you're still having problems understanding this great topic here's an example:

Let's take 2004's documentary Super Size me


and transform it into a monster movie:


BOOM there you go, now go and make your own.

And remember, no slacking!

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What is a Photoshop Phriday? 

Photoshopping isn't drawing a completely new image -- It's editing images to create a new image, such as editing one image or combining several images. The contest usually lasts for a fortnight. Also, you don't have to specifically use Photoshop -- Paint Shop Pro, MSPaint, or any other programs can be used. Please make sure your image doesn't exceed the width of the screen.

See this link:
http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop/

And for other examples, see here:
http://www.worth1000.com/

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This weeks task: The different careers of Mr Lionel Richie

What if Lionel had been taking too many of them damn crazy pills and couldn't sing any more? He'd have to get a new job! Lionel Richie the bin man? His job prospects are endless for such a multi talented man. It's your task to bring the new careers of Lionel Richie to life through the medium of Photoshoppery.

Good luck and here are some pictures of Lionel to spur you on!

Using a unique set of algorithms I was able to compress the whole of Star Trek: The Next Generation into 4 pictures.




And finally

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So as some of you may remember I made an animation for part of my College course, it turned out to be
Berty Bee. So for the end of year project I decided to make a small demo game.

So I present to you Berty Bee the Adventure Game now known as BBAG. I intend to turn the demo into some kind of more rounded fuller fatter game in the future.

So the link to the demo is here: www.laserfrog.co.uk/bertybeedemo.zip
Be warned prepare for some good ol' babelfished spanish

Now for the screenshots

I have a pony he is called Dimitri I love him very much. If I didn't have a pony I would buy a horse instead. This is him
this is another photo of him from another angle

Snowman IN THE SNOW!

I thought I'd share a short animation I made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIePxflKdsc

Here you go.

Work this out, answers on a postcard please.

I just got a funny shaped wotsit, I only noticed it after I had consumed it. But i'll tell you this, it was right cheesy. Have you ever had a funny shaped crisp or crisp like food stuff? If so was it shaped in the shape of a small robot?

What is Obi's Greato-vision Song Contest? It's a song contest where you must compose, write and sing a song. If you don't then you won't win.

This week's Rule: A Country and Western Style Song or an 1980s pop style song. And Remember I'm here to Transform your day into an adventure!

Make it as long or as short as you want to. Country and Western OR 1980s pop are great themes!

Well I thought i'd won this one, but it just wasn't to be. I can understand why their song took longer than 5 minutes to make but still this loss has made me feel depressed. I feel like I failed, I feel like a failure at life. Losing this has just shown me that I should just give up as there's no point anymore. This has even left me wondering if I believe in god anymore, which I didn't in the first place but then didn't care. You know those dreams where you feel like you're falling and you wake up in a cold sweat upright? Well that's what it feels like when I realise this is what life is. No explosions no nothing no? The flavours of life have even started to bore me such as the baseballs and sitting in my chair drinking a cold drink. But when a drink it seems luke warm even if it has a glass full of ice cubes. I guess it all started when I was a child my sister used to be better at everything than me. But then she became stupid and I gained super brains and got a cool chair which made my back feel good except I don't really sit in it properly which hurts my back but I don't really mind. Then I entered some tune contests and even won one due to no one else entering. This made me feel really happy for a whole week, I even bought people presents and skipped along the seafront and shouted about how happy I was. But as I walked to the edge of a cliff I realised life can fall off the cliff into the sea. This scared me as I cannot swim too well, but luckily I can normally avoid water but sitting in my chair. So I almost fell into the sea but luckily an old bearded man saved me, he grabbed my shoulder and spoke to me he said "Watch out you almost fell in there." and I thought to myself Yes I did almost fall in there but then again what was the worst that could have happend? Then I thought it would be dying but now I know it was me losing this goddamn Tune contest but oh no, I'm not bitter not even draught. So I cycled home on my tricycle, I've never been very good at balancing. I guess this balancing problem started when I once tried standing up, it was going well until I decided to spin around 20 times. When I did that and stopped spinning everything would carry on spinning and I'd feel really sick and I'd hear trains in my ears, but there were no trains. I looked and their were no trains, but I learnt this was just some strange reason for it and it wasn't trains I was hearing. It's different when you start hearing voices in your head, voices telling you to do such putrid things that you though you couldn't even imagine but that's the thing it IS your imagination it really is. The delusions makes your family your worst enemy even with all the Risperdal in the world. But I know where all that started, it all started when my dad dragged me on my back over a stoney un-even path just because I did not want to go fishing, my back healed but the inner wounds never did. Another time he tried squashing my head on the floor for not being good. Which reminds me of my sister who is 4 years my elder, she used to constantly pick on me and hit me for no other reason that I was a bit of a bastard. But now I'm not a bastard which is ok I suppose but it still makes me feel a bit miffed by life.  But am I miffed by life? I’m not so sure anymore I’m not so sure about a lot of things. Such as my internet has just cut out for no good reason, I blame this shoddy excuse of a modem.Macgyver could make a better modem out of his willy and a paper clip. I often cry I can’t help it but it happens because my hands often hurt due to the guilt I carry around with me. So all in all i’m disappointed at not winning this tune contest better luck to me next time.

I would like critique for my stories of thrilling consequences of good.
http://rapidshare.com/files/52341405/billy.pdf