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Hey that's great, my favourite GBA game would have to be the crazy Japanese Rhythm game called Rhythm Tengoku  I swapped my GBA with the mighty Visy as he said if I didn't give the GBA to him that he'd kill me. I didn't think it was much of a deal but after giving it much thought I said "Yes, I'll do what that psychotic man says!" So the next day I pop it in the post and if by magic it arrived at his house. To much surprise he sent me something in return, it was one of those wacky GP2X things, to explain the GP2X it's the handheld console Bruce Springsteen would have made in the 80s if he had the money. Luckily he did have the money and it all happened. But if there was a GBA game that should be a Wii or DS title it would be Rhythm Tengoku.

And remember kids as Knight Rider 2000 says "the more things change the more they stay the same.".

Yes of course I'm alright and I think more than one person made the line break joke, shame on you for not reading the other person's post! As for not using line breaks, that was done purposely in a cruel experiment to see who would strain their eyes to read it inadvertently getting my stocks in specsavers to go up.

Well I thought i'd won this one, but it just wasn't to be. I can understand why their song took longer than 5 minutes to make but still this loss has made me feel depressed. I feel like I failed, I feel like a failure at life. Losing this has just shown me that I should just give up as there's no point anymore. This has even left me wondering if I believe in god anymore, which I didn't in the first place but then didn't care. You know those dreams where you feel like you're falling and you wake up in a cold sweat upright? Well that's what it feels like when I realise this is what life is. No explosions no nothing no? The flavours of life have even started to bore me such as the baseballs and sitting in my chair drinking a cold drink. But when a drink it seems luke warm even if it has a glass full of ice cubes. I guess it all started when I was a child my sister used to be better at everything than me. But then she became stupid and I gained super brains and got a cool chair which made my back feel good except I don't really sit in it properly which hurts my back but I don't really mind. Then I entered some tune contests and even won one due to no one else entering. This made me feel really happy for a whole week, I even bought people presents and skipped along the seafront and shouted about how happy I was. But as I walked to the edge of a cliff I realised life can fall off the cliff into the sea. This scared me as I cannot swim too well, but luckily I can normally avoid water but sitting in my chair. So I almost fell into the sea but luckily an old bearded man saved me, he grabbed my shoulder and spoke to me he said "Watch out you almost fell in there." and I thought to myself Yes I did almost fall in there but then again what was the worst that could have happend? Then I thought it would be dying but now I know it was me losing this goddamn Tune contest but oh no, I'm not bitter not even draught. So I cycled home on my tricycle, I've never been very good at balancing. I guess this balancing problem started when I once tried standing up, it was going well until I decided to spin around 20 times. When I did that and stopped spinning everything would carry on spinning and I'd feel really sick and I'd hear trains in my ears, but there were no trains. I looked and their were no trains, but I learnt this was just some strange reason for it and it wasn't trains I was hearing. It's different when you start hearing voices in your head, voices telling you to do such putrid things that you though you couldn't even imagine but that's the thing it IS your imagination it really is. The delusions makes your family your worst enemy even with all the Risperdal in the world. But I know where all that started, it all started when my dad dragged me on my back over a stoney un-even path just because I did not want to go fishing, my back healed but the inner wounds never did. Another time he tried squashing my head on the floor for not being good. Which reminds me of my sister who is 4 years my elder, she used to constantly pick on me and hit me for no other reason that I was a bit of a bastard. But now I'm not a bastard which is ok I suppose but it still makes me feel a bit miffed by life.  But am I miffed by life? I’m not so sure anymore I’m not so sure about a lot of things. Such as my internet has just cut out for no good reason, I blame this shoddy excuse of a modem.Macgyver could make a better modem out of his willy and a paper clip. I often cry I can’t help it but it happens because my hands often hurt due to the guilt I carry around with me. So all in all i’m disappointed at not winning this tune contest better luck to me next time.

Oh well better luck to me next time

Well First I wake up, contemplate my life. After doing this I take a run and kick the computer, otherwise it won't work. Then I wipe my finger and proceed to push the power buttons three times, it has to be three so it goes On - Off - On then I wait till it starts and I have to press del to bring up the BIOS screen but my bios has a password so I type in are-o-s-e-b-you-d-s and it gives me entry to bios settings.

I check the temperature of my PC and at what rpm the fans are running at. After finding out that everything is ok and working I quit from the bios and let the Computer Start. Once it has booted Windows I have to choose my login details and input my password. So I input I-L-I-K-E-G-U-N-S then it logs in. Then I must invoke the internet using the provided icon on my desktop, to start it I have to double click on the Icon and then input my internet password which is J-A-I-O-S-E-N-S then I'm on the internet.

Next I want to start firefox so I make my mouse pointer go around the Firefox Icons 3 Times clockwise then 3 times anti-clockwise then click on it, but if the mouse pointer accidentally touches the icon before the 6 turns are done I have to start again.

If I'm going to start playing a game I have to check behind me and ensure all windows and doors near me are closed to ensure that no one can get in and stab me while I am playing a game.

Here is my entry

http://www.box.net/shared/9k8qj1r42h

Thanks Haddas, thanks. They should rename the Critics Lounge to the look how great I am lounge and give everyone free chocolate.

WHAT?! Do you think this is the critics lounge or something how dare you! Well I'm keeping them in an unedited form until I have enough of them to create my anthology of stupid, makes no sense stories.

Well you see I write these stories when I'm half asleep, so this is why I am unable to check the spelling. It being an art form the spelling mistakes make the story feel richer and more in depth.

Here is another of my amazing stories http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgkbm6ch_3cswwpm

It's not an addiction IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.

I would like critique for my stories of thrilling consequences of good.
http://rapidshare.com/files/52341405/billy.pdf

I like windmills, they are very useful for making sure grain is nicely ground up. I have been to several Windmills in this fair land and have marveled at them all. Some of the windmills had ceased operation but a few were still going. So next time you need something, look up into the sky and say "thanks windmill, thanks.".

A large portion of the entries didn't even resemble the original. I'm not angry I'm just dissapointed

But mine sounded just like it! The amount of time I spent on it and the amount of time this competition was open for I expected some more in depth reviews of the entries. It's disappointing that you feel you couldn't give the time to give some constructed criticism. Well poo on you!

My current hobby seems to be not being able to get to sleep, it's been happening for the past three days. I think it has out stayed it's welcome as I really do want to go to sleep. I have slept only short periods during these 3 days, for about 2 hours each day which is strange.

So at the moment I'm drinking horlicks and listening to some natural sleep mp3, but it doesn't seem to be helping much. Damn

I write, in fact I'm writing right now! Hahaha!

But seriously for a moment, I write these weird RPG things on this weird RPG forum. However no one normally replies so it turns into just some weird Story.

Here take a look at them AT YOUR OWN RISK


Elvis the RPG


Star Trek: In Thy Eyes


Power of the Puma


I also am working on a movie script and a short story. Yay!

I forgot to mention that I also wrote the scripts for
Billy & Jenklin the Audio Drama
Now they take a long time to write.

I will but only if I make a tidy profit out of it.

No, I read real books. Real books comprised from Audio, so in a way Audio books. They are a convenient way to enjoy books, it's like your Dad reading you a bedtime story but instead it's some homeless man you've never met before.

On my continuing Non Review of Audio books, I last listened to Richard Matheson's "I am Legend" a science fiction/ horror novel about the Last Man thought to be alive on earth and his struggle with personal loss and the wide spread problem of Vampires. If I were allowed to review this Audio Books I would surely give it 4.7 pies out of 5. A thrilling Story, but the man gets angry a lot which gets a bit annoying at times

Another Audio book I listened to recently was George Orwell's famous novel Nineteen Eighty-Four. It's set in the near future of 1984, where Oceanianana is ran by English Socialism and a whole lot of crazyness ensues. A very good book, but I'm sure people know that already. If I were to review it I would give it 5 out of 5 pies. But if I were to make it even better, it needed some lasers and more explosions.     

[1. Selfishnes]

Greetings,

I have been making a series of Audio dramas for kids, to teach them useful skills later in life. Such as how to greet a Robot and How to send an SOS message to a blind man.

But the first one is

1. Selfishnes

http://www.box.net/shared/72r4mif7jb

2. How to Greet a Robot

http://www.box.net/shared/v94d2h4zk8

Please Listen

Yay.

I think I'm gonna win.

Here's my entry
http://www.box.net/shared/l8i9bd8y23

Yay! bebabedodobebabedo Heavy Man