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and then this happened

[THE END]

and then this happened

THE END

put the president into the hospital as he was dying. The president started to speak on his death bed "Do not Grieve...soon I shall be one with the matrix." He turned his head to his friend and said "Ultra Magnus it is to you old friend, I shall pass the matrix of leadership as it was passed to me." His friend replied "But President, I'm... I'm just a soldier... I'm not worthy." The president looked up at his friend and grasped on to his friend's hand for dear life and said "Nor was I, but one day a president will rise from our ranks and use the power of the matrix to light our darkest hour." The president very weak by this time started to open his chest, a most beautiful shiny object was inside glowing with amazingness. He started to take it out and began to speak once more. "Until that day, till all are one..." as he spoke he dropped the magnificent item towards the ground in weakness, his friend was able to pick it up and put it inside his chest. Not soon after this the beepy life support thing went out and the light slowly faded out of the president's eyes as he slowly turned to grey.

The End

Edit: I just found this awesome link: http://www.leanmeanfightingmachine.co.uk/hello/

        One of my favourite Interactive Fiction game thing would have to be the Time Quest. It has all that whizzy non-linear stuff the kids go on about these days and it has a time machine which is all you could really ask for in a game. Even though it's a text adventure or Interactive fiction whatever you want to call it today it has pictures which is good for people who can't read so good, much like myself.

      Another added bonus is that it has the bestest cover art seen ever. see, it looks as if it should be the start for a BBC programme in the 80's secretly teaching kids about history when they're home ill from school. The game even has Sir Winston Churchill he was a pretty cool fat guy from what I hear, and I hear alot I'm always using my ears. It's a shame Abraham Lincoln isn't in the game because he was known to be honest and a friendly man. Not like that Nixon ooh no he wasn't nice at all.

   Also I would recommend A Mind Forever Voyaging where you play as a computer robot man or something like that. It's pretty hard to get into as there aren't any pretty pictures to look at, it's them times when there were no pictures you see. Like that monochrome laptop my dad used to have, oh my dad and his monochrome laptop what good times we had.

And lastly but also firstly check out the Amiga classic It came from the desert. Now there's a game, it has all that non-linear stuff that people like and it has really big ants which I've been a fan of for a long time. This game has really pretty pictures see? man Cinemaware were the best their games are so good, I wish they'd make more of them.

And remember The more things change, the more they stay the same.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCXYWpkQ9NQ

As the winner of the last p3n15 award, I'd like to see it's comeback. As long as people don't go voting for Al emoo and the thingy majig again.

http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgkbm6ch_27hkz6pnc9

[Optimus Prime]

I was happy to see Lionel in so many different professions, they all enlightened me into seeing what Mr Richie could do if he put his mind to it. People with song related puns earn extra points, which is good because everyone likes points, especially Lionel Richie. If Lionel were here he'd have the money to turn everyone into winners, but unfortunately he couldn't be here this evening so I can only choose one winner.

Though Domino is incorrect Progz doesn't win but he came pretty darn close as Lionel looks quite happy as a train. But this time I pass the baton of hope fuelled love of Lionel Richie based photoshop contests onto Optimus Prime I mean Ultra Magnus congratulations! You now have the task of setting the next photoshop contest, but be warned, you must choose the topic wisely or face the consequences.

And for everyone Lionel Richie youtube based goodness at the world yoyo championships http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_zm4rwR3lRc

[Photoshop Phriday?]

What is a Photoshop Phriday? 

Photoshopping isn't drawing a completely new image -- It's editing images to create a new image, such as editing one image or combining several images. The contest usually lasts for a fortnight. Also, you don't have to specifically use Photoshop -- Paint Shop Pro, MSPaint, or any other programs can be used. Please make sure your image doesn't exceed the width of the screen.

See this link:
http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop/

And for other examples, see here:
http://www.worth1000.com/

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This weeks task: The different careers of Mr Lionel Richie

What if Lionel had been taking too many of them damn crazy pills and couldn't sing any more? He'd have to get a new job! Lionel Richie the bin man? His job prospects are endless for such a multi talented man. It's your task to bring the new careers of Lionel Richie to life through the medium of Photoshoppery.

Good luck and here are some pictures of Lionel to spur you on!

So you don't like Stickam, or indeed Stickam threads. We all know that, I get upset by people who take a dislike to Stickam or Stickam threads because I love them so much. You see I wake up in the morning and the first thing I need to know is where the Stickam room is, and now that it's in the Popular threads board I couldn't be happier! As for saying there would be a password is ludicrous! We in the Stickam room welcome all, even you if you'd like to come join in the mass debates we have sometimes. And also young Chevy Chase is always joking around. see!

Using a unique set of algorithms I was able to compress the whole of Star Trek: The Next Generation into 4 pictures.




And finally

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAaWebdey5E

  but I put on George Carlin's Playin With Your Head while driving today and it made me laugh once again.

The Spanish part isn't really all that important, its use for college is done with now. But I guess having real Spanish in the game wouldn't be a bad idea so any help with that would be greatly appreciated! My English isn't perfect either, unfortunately it's the only language I can speak.

As for if/when the full game is going to be completed...

I was thinking for some kind of episodic idea so each game could be a little story of it's own but would link up to make a really big robot.
If I do take on that idea I'd work on the demo more to make it the first episode adding some content animation puzzles etc I wanted to put in initially but couldn't due to those crazy time constraints of college work.

[screenshots]

So as some of you may remember I made an animation for part of my College course, it turned out to be
Berty Bee. So for the end of year project I decided to make a small demo game.

So I present to you Berty Bee the Adventure Game now known as BBAG. I intend to turn the demo into some kind of more rounded fuller fatter game in the future.

So the link to the demo is here: www.laserfrog.co.uk/bertybeedemo.zip
Be warned prepare for some good ol' babelfished spanish

Now for the screenshots

You  leave the pony out of this mister

I have a pony he is called Dimitri I love him very much. If I didn't have a pony I would buy a horse instead. This is him
this is another photo of him from another angle

Thanks! Now it works like a charm, you just saved my hide!