It's God's retribution for who you voted for last year. Didn't you know that God is a Democrat? 
There's still another six weeks left of hurricane season, too and they're already onto greek letters, having run out of Roman alphabet. You really need to start worrying when they get on to Hurricane Tav, though...

There's still another six weeks left of hurricane season, too and they're already onto greek letters, having run out of Roman alphabet. You really need to start worrying when they get on to Hurricane Tav, though...