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That's what I did, but now I'm up in the air, and don't what to do next. I tried everything up there, and haven't a clue what to do.

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Reminds me of that Simpsons joke; they go caroling, when that lawyer happens to be in one of the houses, and says that all of those songs are copyrighted! So true!

Professional: Zork: Grand Inquisitor

AGS: Da New Guys!

Some males take these pills called TransFemme, which make you grow breasts and reshape your body like a female. Disgusting! I wouldn't touch those pills with a "25 and a half foot pole!" dadadadaDAda! dadadadaDAdah!
*Grinch TV Special Song*

Really amazing artwork. We need artists like you for our games.

Pretty pretty good. 

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How do I make hot air balloon with paracute in lava pit?

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Thanks for the tip, and by the way, you should make a sequel, or a game just like this one. It was hilarious what you did with Novice (I actually clicked a couple of times to see if I had done something wrong!).

EDIT: The comment didn't bother me, I was just saying. Also I need some more help;

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How do you make the balloon with the parachute? I've gotten all items, all treasures, and all deaths, but I need to know how to make a balloon so I can finish the game.

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Universal was being a bitch. The whole reason that they did this was because they lost rights to HL2 publishing, because they were stealing profits from Valve. I say let the game continue, just don't call it King's Quest. Then, those fancy suits back at Universal won't be able to do a damn thing about it.

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I know this sucks, but what the hell.

Next: Guy with eyepatch smoking dope.

I think porn music sounds pretty interesting. You ever see The Simpsons episode Valentine's Day, where they accidentally give Maggie that sexy song? I'd like to hear what a real one would sound like. And no, "Give It Away" doesn't count, because that is rap krap.

Very fun to play. Possibly the shortest adventure game made with AGS I've played (with the exception of Crypt; that took me two whole minutes to get though it all, not skipping anything!) Very entertaining while it lasts. You should make a game where you have to take her through a whole day of school, without slipping up once. Also, you should make more funny jokes. I had a chuckle or two from these witty puns. Keep up the good work!

This one hint will get you through the whole game:

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French people are from France. It's a crucial fact that you remember that, no matter how silly it may sound.

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How do I get past the quicksand?

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I don't know why you had to put the compass comment in the spoiler text. I don't think that fact would spoil the game at all!

I've never actually given myself a proper introduction...
Hi all, I'm TheCheese33. I like adventure games to the point that some of the tunes stick in my head wherever I go, and for some strange reason, an inventory bar appears in my dreams sometimes. I like to help others out, and I like a good game. Unfortunately, I am horrible at creating. I will play any game that gives me interest. That's all I really have to say about myself.
-TheCheese33

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How do you get past the quicksand?

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Thanks for all the help. And misterskidoo, I really enjoy your game. I'ts the most interesting adventure I've played in my two years here! Thanks again.

I really like your work, IceBox. You are amazing! I was thinking; after you graduate from college, you could make your own commercial company, and make a deal with Steam, so they would sell and distribute your games for you! I really think your games are THAT good!

Checked it out. Pretty cool. I've been on Abandonia before, origionally to get some text adventures.

By the way, that Da New Guys article got me thinking...is Icebox Games finished with their sequel yet? Looks promising.

Yeah, I have the camera. I used it to take the picture of that Spider Cave to get that nerd away from the Vampire Butterfly. I took his tools. By the way, I have 12 out of 13 grim points so far.