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The Time Online only started being recorded from when the forums changed from Yabb Se to SMF so it has no bearing on when you registered, just how long you've spent online since it changed.

I sort of put that one in to stop any chance of the game continuing.

I made sure by seaching in google and not being able to find it.

it's pretty obscure, and you'd only have a chance of getting it if you are Australian

It's a quote from a song "Where am I now?" from one of my favourite 90's bands "The Sharp"


Here's an easier one

"Who said That !?"

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Jean Rasczak: Starship Troopers

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Next: " My tongue I sometimes use to plug the lover I abuse"

With my job I go in and out of peoples yards all day (without needing permission) and every now and then there are dogs and I survived over a year without being bitten until last week.

now you think you'd get bitten while in someone's yard, but the other day I was just walking along the street, and dog comes up to me, I figure it's just going to have a sniff around as they usually do but this one just jumped up on my leg and bit me twice.

It was some little Benji type dog, the one you don't suspect. The guy walking it (without a leash) said he'd never seen him do that before, and it wasn't his dog.

I said, "it Fucken bit me, cunt"  and showed him the wounds with blood pissing out

He said "you'll be right" and walked off

I just let him go, I found out where he lives though from a nice neighbour incase anything happens. The bite's aren't bad or anything it didn't stop me working, but I was more worried about the bacteria, lucky we don't have rabies here.

here's a couple of snaps, the left bite is on my calf, and the right on my thigh


here's a closeup macro shot


this is just me being silly

(Un)fortunately this hasn't been viewed for a while so has been deleted

This was the last time we did this on this forum but I only have an avatar size one left

Don't know about NSW, but my guess is it's a similar situation in Sydney since the drug trade is similar (if not heavier) there.

I don't know about the hot water in the bathrooms, I haven't noticed it where I've been but that's pretty full on.

As I'm sure with every city there's different pubs and clubs with different scenes. and Sydney is fairly diverse, but you'll find most sub groups all take the same drugs, but the trendy thing is for the last few years for clubs is E's.

An interesting study I've heard (but have no evidence to back up) is that australians mix drugs more than other countries.

Eg. Smoke some pot, (not feeling up enough to go out) take some speed or coke, while in the same night someone offer's you an E, so you take that too, and of course alcohol is always involved, then get back home, smoke some more pot. and that's just a tipical night  for some.

what ever happened to LSD, it's just not cool anymore since E's came around.

you'll find more of the younger age group (usually uni students 17-23) are more into the party drugs.

My local pub isn't cheap, about 3.30 for a schooner of standard tap sludge, but in the city you'll pay 4 to 5 bucks for these silly things called schmiddies, which are inbetween a schooner(425ml) and a middy(250ml)

If you ever go to Sydney it's always good to go to The Rocks, which is probably the oldest part of the city, with a huge variety of pubs, and people from everywhere (well mainly the UK and Germany) just keep pub crawling till you find one you like, and maybe a pub you like too. It's expensive to drink in the city though.

RSL's are always good for cheaper than average drinks, but they should be even cheaper with all those damned pokies

I cant really get out of Sydney, I have one week off every 3 months, and that's it, my last day off this quarter is tomorrow. haven't even noticed I've had a break with easter in there.

I just think Sydney sucks I hate that place.

Please, that coming from a Brisbanite

In all seriousness though, it doesn't seem like any of the aussies who frequent here have the time to organise this properly.

I'd say it would be easier for people who live nearby to organise meetings with each other (and not just australians)

Byron would have been really nice, but obviously no one had the time to organise it or someone would have stuck their hand up, which is sad, but understandable as I have no time either (or relative with an available cottage).

have fun if anyone gets together, and have a beer for me

Yes the real reason, Happy Birthday Easter Bunny

Current Legal collection:

Broken Sword 1,2,3
Gabriel Knight 1,2,3
Leisure Suit Larry collection (1,1vga,2,3,5,6)
Leisure Suit Larry 7
Space Quest collection (1,1vga,2,3,4,5)
Space Quest 6
Police Quest Collection (1,1vga,2,3,4)
Monkey Island 1,2,3,4
Grim Fandango
Sam & Max
Day of the Tentacle
Hero's Quest
Quest for Glory 1vga,2,3,4,5
The Colonel's Bequest (5.25 floppies but no 5.25 drive these days)
Dagger of Amon Ra
The Longest Journey
The Last Express
Full Throttle
The Dig
Indiana Jones & the Fate of Atlantis

LSL3 global = 4567

dumping just the text scripts and pasting them into an open office doc = 523 pages @ 52 lines per page = 27,196 lines

I may just get motivated to finishing it some time.

game size = 48.2MB
compressed size inno setup= 2.87MB
compressed zip = 4MB


average steps I walk per day for work = 33,000

look! it's dizzy!

Hardly, you looked more like him before

Happy B'day Eggie, I can't believe you're only 16

Have a great one

~Tim

I'm not sure if this does what you want but check this one out if you haven't already

http://www.anvilstudio.com/

Water is good, I drink a lot but I also walk about 25km a day.

I drink too much Coke, Vanilla Coke and Pepsi, but I guess it's my caffeine fix as I'm not a big fan of Coffee or Tea. It's a shame they took the coke out of coke, I often wonder what the best selling product is that doesn't contain any sort of drug.

My Home Brew, Coopers, Leffe, Guinness and other assorted beers are a great treat.

You were thinking of something to do with sex.
Is it white? You said Unknown, I say No.
Does it squirm? You said Yes, I say No.
Do you make something with it? You said Probably, I say No.
Does a basketball player use it? You said Probably, I say No.


It also told me to get my mind out of the gutter.

so I went a bit clinical changed body parts and it didn't get it



You were thinking of a urethra.
You said it is classified as Animal, I say Other.
Does it sweat? You said No, I say Yes.
Can you put something into it? You said Yes, I say No.
Can you make sounds with it ? You said Yes, I say No.
Does it make sound? You said Yes, I say No.
Do you open and close it? You said Yes, I say No.
Does it smell bad? You said Probably, I say No

It has been here before, but it's probably slipped off the board

I was thinking 'Soft Drink' it eventually got it after 28 goes so I won
well it did come up with soda-pop but I guess that's just a US name for it.

You were thinking of soda-pop.
Does it help accomplish tasks? You said Maybe, I say No. [some have caffeine, that can help]
Does it come from a plant? You said Yes, I say No. [some have plant materials in them]
Does it get really hot? You said Sometimes, I say No. [I left some in my car the other day and it got really hot]
Could it be found in a classroom? You said Sometimes, I say No. [I used to have it in classrooms all the time]
Does it come from trees? You said Sometimes, I say No. [trees, plants yeah sometimes]
Would you eat its fruit? You said Sometimes, I say No. [well I've eaten oranges]



I also tried "Pen" and I won

You were thinking of a pen.
Is it shiny? You said Sometimes, I say No. [I've seen shiny pens]
Can it be washed? You said Probably, I say No. [it might not work after but you can wash them]
Is it a metal? You said Partly, I say No. [most are partly metal]
Does it get wet? You said Sometimes, I say No. [depends how you think about it, the ink is wet, or you could just put it in water]
Can it be painted? You said Yes, I say No. [sure, you can paint a pen]
Does it have a hole in it? You said Yes, I say No. [well then, how does the ink come out]
Can you open it? You said Probably, I say No. [how do you replace the ink]
Does it go inside other things? You said Sometimes, I say No. [I once had a pencil case]
Can you see through it? You said Sometimes, I say No. [I have a clear one right infront of me]
Does it burn? You said Sometimes, I say No. [anything burns if you get the temperature right]
Does it shine? You said Sometimes, I say No. [of course some shine]



It's more fun making fun of it, you'd think the AI would have learnt some basic objects by now.

here' the vga version

That's not cool.

Although I'm undecided about whether or not Oral Sex is good or not! I mean, undeniably the FEELING is great but.....

This next part contains descriptions that may make you want to vomit... you WERE warned.


I know a couple of guys who went out with girls, Gave them head, SWALLOWED!! and then wanted to KISS them straight afterwards. That grossed the guys out completely. So MY verdict is:

If a girl gives you head, it's fine, as long as she doesn't want to kiss afterwards. Then, when she gets cancer, just laugh and say THAT'S YOUR FAULT FOR WANTING TO BE ALL GROSS AND STUFF!!


problem solved. unless you're gay.....

in which case you should be posting in another thread

We all saw this cumming, see, you've been planning this thread for almost a year according to this above quoted post.

Welcome back

Yeah, not much of a year to remember as far as films go for me.

I think I've only seen Kill Bill Vol2, Team America: World Police, & Sideways

And Sideways ended perfectly,

I thought it wasn't sublte enough, didn't leave you with enough possibilities in the after thought.

Spoiler

I was hoping for it to be much crueler.
On another point, I'm surprised it got passed the sensorships over here with the amount of drink driving, with no hint of it being illegal or even frowned upon, totally irresponsible. A decent movie, but hardly oscar material, I guess it's just a lean year.

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