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#641
OK, I'm fascinated by statistics, so I've compiled some off various sites to see if it can spark any trivial sort of responses from the data gathered. Try to steer away from anything political.

Just to start off with some population data

World 6.4531903 billion

China 1.34 billion
India 1.09 billion
United States of America  294.54 million
Indonesia  221.78 million
Brazil  183.2 million
Pakistan  157 million
Russia  146.74 million
Japan  127.94 million
Germany 82.63 million
France 59.5 million
United Kingdom 59.16 million
Italy 56 million
South Africa 47.56 million
Spain 41.9 million
Poland 38 million
Argentina 37 million
Canada 32 million
Australia 20.23 million
Netherlands 16.36 million
Greece 11.2 million
Portugal 10.4 million
Belgium 10.37 million
Sweden 9 million
Bulgaria 7.9 million
Switzerland 7.43 million
Israel 6.7 million
Denmark 5.41 million
Finland 5.22 million
Norway 4.58 million
Ireland 4.02 million
New Zealand 3.81 million

This population data was gathered from http://www.world-gazetteer.com/home.htm which is fairly up to date (2004)

Largest countries by size

Russia 17,075,400 sq km, (6,592,846 sq miles)
Canada 9,330,970 sq km, (3,602,707 sq miles)
China 9,326,410 sq km, (3,600,947 sq miles)
United States 9.166,600 sq km, (3,539,242 sq miles)
Brazil 8,456,510 sq km, (3,265,075 sq miles)
Australia 7,617,930 sq km, (2,941,283 sq miles)
India 2,973,190 sq km, (1,147,949 sq miles)
Argentina 2,736,690 sq km, (1,056,636 sq miles)
Kazakhstan 2,717,300 sq km, (1,049,150 sq miles)
Sudan 2,376,000 sq km, (917,374 sq miles)


Most people think that Australia is just some little country down under somewhere, population wise they are right, but as far as size goes you'd be surprised.

here are some comparisons that I found:

Australia trying to fit in Asia, well it could fit quite easily.



Europe and Australia are fairly similar in size



The main 48 states of the USA is fairly similar aswell



The USA would actually fit into Africa over 3 times (the pic is not really to scale) and the Asian continent is larger than Africa



This picture is a good indicator of where mass populations of people live, although I think the richer countries have more electricity

for a larger version: http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/wrldnightlightslrg.jpg

Notice that most of the population of Australia live in 3 cities on the lower half of the east coast, most of the continent is desert or deserted. (and also a lot is owned by Aboriginal people, how nice of us to give them this land for free) [sarcasm]

The population of the city of Sydney is 4.3 million which is slightly more than L.A. 3.9 million which would make it the second largest city in the USA behind New York City 8.13 million [note this doesn't include surrounding areas]

There are different ways used to calculate the largest cities in the world, eg. adding the populations of cities with other surrounding areas and cities.

EG. I found that sometimes Seoul Korea was the largest city (I think by not including surrounding area)

Sometimes Tokyo Japan was (I think that included surrounding areas) and in that same way New York was 2nd with about 30 million [this includes the New York-Philadelphia area]

Also Mumbai (Bombay), India, was listed as the most populated city (I think this was the most up to date site, In this list Karâchi, Pakistan came in 4th, Tokyo 16th, New York 17th, London 20th, Beijing 24th, Toronto 30th & Sydney 36th


Hong Kong is the most densely populated city in the world.

Stats can be silly things sometimes cause you can just work out a way to get the stats you want. You can also get the world record for any obscure thing you can think of that noone else would even think about, eg. a lot of the things in the Guinness Book of Records.

I'm probably just boring everyone, your lucky I'm not talking about Cricket, in which Australia just won a best of 3 finals series against India 2-0. Last night they beat them by 208 runs which is one of the largest wins in history and probably against the 2nd best team (it was sad really cause most of the other games were really close) that's One Day cricket, the 4 test 5day match series was tied 1 all.
#642
General Discussion / Re:Don't Copy that Floppy
Mon 09/02/2004 09:42:49
Quote from: timh_009 on Mon 09/02/2004 08:58:42
$99 (thats Australian money) $50 or something for americans.

where have you been hiding, the American dollar isn't really the big currency it used to be, although I'm sure it will make a comeback.

eg. $1 AUD = 0.771 USD = 0.61 Euro = 0.42 British pound =  1.02 CAD = 46.33 Jamaican Dollar = 621.34 Zimbabwe Dollar = 6,521.12 Indonesian Rupiah (conversion rate on 9th Feb 2004)

I can't recall how much games were back in the 80's/early 90's as I never bought any myself, but they still weren't cheap. They weren't nearly as popular as they are now (obviously the quality was better though) so they were probably similar prices, well actually I don't even know how much games cost these days anyway, I still never buy them.

I'll have to check out the video to see what all the fuss is about

#643
Well, we'd just get Brain Provinciano to reverse engineer it for us, so then it would be released in 2040, followed by SCIVGA in 2048, and Gilbot would still be working out ways to use DOS, meanwhile CJ will re-emerge from hiding (after acquiring Sierra & LA) and Sue everyone for breach of copyright including Brian, before realising that all the copyrights were expired. Then FOY will be released included with Kinky Island (finally finished by m0ds junior II)
#644
General Discussion / Re:Bush Dilemma
Mon 09/02/2004 06:04:44
It seems inevitable that this would become a political debate, mention Bush in any form and it seems to stir people up.

So I won't continue as I've stated my thoughts in other threads and am pretty sick of it all. So I'll just mention things common in any world election.

As far as the US elections go I can't really comment cause I have no Idea of the candidates. But I agree with DM about how polititions put each other down rather than telling what they would actually do.

But I can also see why they do it, in reality they have no idea what they will do, and if they do they don't want the public to know about it, cause it won't help them in.

If they told us their policies rather than what the other guy did wrong, wonder if it would help that person, It would make me more interested in what they had to say. wonder if this has ever been done, sure they announce some little boring things they'd do, but to predominantly do it, would be interesting, mature and intelligent (the opposite of a politician)

It's interesting that when it comes round to an election, a topic out of the blue is the thing most focussed upon by both sides, usually something that takes the focus off all the other important things, yet gets blown out of proportion, and then when the election is over, you don't even hear about it.

They really think that everyone else is so beneath them, to think they can trick us with these dodgey campaigns, well they're right really cause the common public fall for it everytime. Most peoples votes are already decided by the way they were brought up anyway, there needs to be more swinging voters, people with a brain in their own head to make their own decisions.


The Scarey thing is with the way the economy is in the USA, is that Australia is trying to follow in it's footsteps by privatising everthing, selling off all their major assets to private companies.

Once these things are sold there's no going back and it makes it seem like (temporarily) the government has wiped out the debt, but in reality they have just gotten rid of solid assets that could've establish the future. but now if a new govt. gets in, they have no assets to sell if they get into a bit of debt. It's just really misleading, but I'm sure it will be used in elections further down the track.

Also the thing that gets me so angry is that the govt is following the US in terms of college education fees. All these politicians had a free/cheap education to get where they are, they could buy nice houses on the water affordably and had not much fighting for places at uni. They had it fucking easy (they still may have worked hard, but only a handful get the chance now)

Now they expect the kids of today to have it tough, except the people that can afford it, their kids are more important, they must be smarter.

It's all down hill from now on and if you look into the future you can see it fail, but not in the rich's eyes, cause all they see is more money for them and their families.

and fuck Paris Hilton is an Ugly Bitch, a bad lay too
#645
That's no excuse not to enter, I don't think anyone enters to win???? It's all about having fun creating a game to fit the rules. And just remember, for 20 people that say they'll enter, there is usually 3 people that actually do. Don't be put off, just give it a go.
#646
General Discussion / Re:Bush Dilemma
Sun 08/02/2004 16:37:54
Yes Squinky, you're right, I think most people would do the same if they had any morals, even if they're someone you don't like. As long as you're not putting yourself in as much danger as them in the first place.

Assess the danger to yourself first before proceeding any rescue, it's common sense and the way professionals work anyway. just remember DRABC
#647
Great work Zor, if you're 13 like your profile says, even better. It was fairly easy, but still enjoyable, you seem to be cranking out these short games, good luck with them all.

Spoiler
The only things I noticed, were after you kill the guy in the gun shop, you were off a walkable area, I thought I was stuck but I could click on the door to exit the room.

also If you try to walk left on the bridge after you shoot the guy, it gives you a message but when you click off the message it keeps coming up cause you pass the left screen edge
[close]
#648
General Discussion / Re:Bush Dilemma
Sun 08/02/2004 12:11:37
I'd use colour cause it's cheaper.

and for the hypothetical situation I just had to answer:

Seriously, I'd pretend I was going to save him so he would seem all happy, I'd put out my hand to grab him, then put my camera in his hand and laugh as he floated away. Also if possible I'd watch and make sure he actually drowned. It would be more risk to this world to save his life.

Losing a camera for a good deed, the memory would be more priceless than any sort of fame.
#649
Yeah, I'm quite aware not all sites link to games, there are a few that lead to personal or business sites, personal art or comics, tutorials etc.

My idea was just to give links to AGSers sites to see what they're up to. originally I intended to just have sites that lead to games but as I compiled it all I didn't want to leave anybody out.

In the end most of the sites are adventure related in some way so I figured this was the most relevant forum to post in.

If any body doesn't want their links on the list, just make me aware and I'll remove it
#650
There are no dead ends in the game, even when you are confronted in the swamp, if you don't have the items needed thay are available to you then. you can defeat the wearwolf in the swamp. you may need to make a weapon, notice the reeds near the water & possibly the water itself
#651
I've updated the list, and I realised that I haven't updated my site for about a year either
#652
You -> SHOW US YOUR TITS .
NICOLE -> WOW THAT'S HOT .
You -> DO YOU SHAVE .
NICOLE -> EVERY NIGHT .
You -> WHERE .
NICOLE -> HERE .
You -> WHERE'S HERE .
NICOLE -> MY HOUSE .
You -> YOUR HOUSE .
NICOLE -> ARE YOU A GIRL .
You -> NO .
NICOLE -> ARE YOU A LESBIAN .
You -> I WISH .
NICOLE -> YOU LIKE THE COCK .
You -> NO .
NICOLE -> WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY .
You -> I LIKE PUSSY .
NICOLE -> ME TOO .
You -> SWEET .
NICOLE -> LETS HAVE SEX .
You -> SLUT .
NICOLE -> YOU ARE .
You -> YOU ARE TOO .
NICOLE -> THANKS .
You -> YOU'RE WELCOME .
NICOLE -> YOU ARE CRAZY .
You -> YES .
NICOLE -> ARE YOU CUMMING .
You -> NOT YET .
NICOLE -> WHY NOT .
You -> LOOK AT YOURSELF .
NICOLE -> FUCK YOU .
You -> BITCH .
NICOLE -> ASS .
You -> CUNT .
NICOLE -> ASS .
You -> ASS .
NICOLE -> FAG .
You -> LESBO .
NICOLE -> FUCK HEAD .
You -> FUCK CUNT .
NICOLE -> I NEED A GIRL TO DO A CHORUS .
You -> CAN I DO HER INSTEAD .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

take 2:
You -> HOW DO YOU LIKE IT .
NICOLE -> YES I DO SAY SO .
You -> SAY WHAT .
NICOLE -> MANTASTIC .
You -> SPASTIC .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
#653
General Discussion / Re:george_mamadou
Sat 07/02/2004 09:25:47
I got this silly one

Spoiler
It`s fabulous!
fanaticism heckle lanes rapturous Zionist
I took the only one pill of Cial1s and that was such a GREAT weekend!
All the girls at the party were just punch-drunk with my potential!!!
forging thieves Osborn suggest creases
I have f*cked all of them THREE times but my d*ck WAS able to do some more!
excising inserted Lubell fencer Gilbertson
lowland diagnostic vivid Kirchoff decedent
C1alis - it`s COOL!!! The best weekend stuff I've ever tried!
Amazons precise sterile puddle tingled
Haven`t you tried yet?
DO IT NOW!
resistible monogamy relate murder Clyde
[close]

some of the lines were in white so I had to highlight, you'll know which ones as they are just random words.

I have no idea for the reason for the invisible part????
#654
I was updating my links so I've compiled this list for easy links to get games and find out about developments. Not all the links lead to games, but I tried to include most people.

If your site is not there:
a: you don't have a site
b: you never link to your site
c: you're fairly new and I haven't noticed it yet
d: your site sux
e: I don't like you
f: I don't know you
g: your site had fuck all in it
h: your site expired
i: It was in a strange language and wasn't sure if it was relevant
j: I just plain missed it
k: you have too many sites so I just added 1

If it's not there, or the link is wrong or outdated just add it to this thread.

Listed in something similar to Alphabetical:

2ma2 - Intoxicated Little Bunny -  http://ilb.notrix.net/

AGA - Adventure Game Aficionado - http://www.agagames.com/

AGD2 - AGDInteractive - http://www.agdinteractive.com/

AJA & Co - Dima Software - http://koti.mbnet.fi/dima/

Akumayo - http://blackdragon223.tripod.com/caveoftheblackdragon/id5.html

Amaranth - Amaranth Productions - http://www.amaranthia.com/

Andail - Andail Entertainment - http://w1.522.telia.com/~u52207918/

Aussie - Aussiesoft - http://www.freewebs.com/aussiesoft/

Babloyi - http://www.geocities.com/babarkemal/

BaRoN - Hatter's Guild Productions - http://www.freewebs.com/madhatter13/

Ben - Synthetic Mind - http://smindent.tripod.com/

Best Willis - http://www.freewebs.com/bestwillis/

BobtheHun - http://www.freewebs.com/vp8/

BruisedWeasel - http://members.lycos.co.uk/meliak/

Chrille - Gaspop software - http://www.gaspop.com/

Ciro Durán - http://www.ldc.usb.ve/~ciro/

CMonkey - http://www.geocities.com/lollygobbleblisbombs/CMonkey/index.htm

Custard - http://www.btinternet.com/~ctswin/ctsmeow/

Danny - Wizkid.co games - http://wizkid.adventuredevelopers.com/

Darth Mandarb - Twin Design - http://www.twin-design.com/

Dave Gilbert - http://www.davelgil.com/games.htm

deltamatrix - http://uk.geocities.com/deltamatrix/

DGMacphee - DGMacphee designs - http://www.sylpher.com/DGMacphee/

Dorcan - Digital Mind Studio - http://www.digitalmindstudio.ch

Dragonrose - Artsie*Engineer - http://artsieengineer.keenspace.com/

Dr. Jekyll?~MR. HYDE! - South Of Heaven - http://www.geocities.com/bodyart_7/south_of_heaven.html

Duzz - Wintermute Studios - http://www.wintermutestudios.tk/

Eggie - http://eggheadcheesybird.deviantart.com/

Eigen - Al Pond Site - http://www.hot.ee/alpond/

Erwin_Br - http://www.badtiming.emptyhouse.cjb.net/

Esseb - http://www.esseb.com/

Evenwolf - Evenwolf Entertainment - http://www.sylpher.com/evenwolf/

Evil - http://www.fbc-bettendorf.com/evil/index.html

Evilspacefart - Blue Fin Interactive - http://www.geocities.com/evilspacefart/

Farlander - Ciclism in Benidorm - http://www.ctv.es/USERS/jayala/ciclisme/plapers.htm

FenderQ - FenderQ Adventures - http://www.fenderq.com/games/

Fidodido - Long Life Software - http://www.geocities.com/longlifesoftware/index.htm

Foz - http://www.freewebs.com/fozbee/

GAC - http://atticwindow.adventuredevelopers.com/

Geoffkhan & big brother - Herculean Effort Productions - http://herculeaneffort.adventuredevelopers.com/

Ghormak - Achtung FRANZ - http://www.agagames.com/ghormak/franz/archive.php

Gilbert Cheung - http://dfg.the-underdogs.org/hosted/gich/

Goldmund - TERMINUS games - http://www.geocities.com/hermann_rottweiler/TERMINUS_games.html

Gonzo - Gonzo Games - http://www.sylpher.com/gonzo/

Grundislav - http://www.agagames.com/grundislav/

Harvester - Adventix Software - http://a-janjic.freewebspace.com/

HillBilly -HillBillyWorm - http://www.hillbillyworm.com

RogerHinders - http://www.geocities.com/questforwhiskey/

Hobbes - Unosar Entertainment - http://www.unosar.com/

Hotspot/HotShot - Maddtrix Entertainment - http://www.freewebs.com/maddtrix/

Igor - http://www.bugbrain.com/igor/index.htm

inFERNo - Jesterdaze Productions - http://www.jesterdazeproductions.de.vu/

Inkoddi - http://nordicags.proboards25.com/

Ionias - Socko Entertainment - http://socko-entertainment.com/

james_isaac - http://members.lycos.co.uk/yyyjday/

jannar85 - Runestone Entertainment - http://runestone.adventuredevelopers.com/

JetXL - The Makers - http://the-makers.tripod.com/

Jimi - Dan Industries - http://www.freewebs.com/danindustries/

Jodo Kast - Blue Fugu Games - http://geocities.com/lbcbr2004/

Josh Roberts - Chapter 11 Studios - http://www.chapter11studios.com/

JRP - http://www.otropunto.com/jrp/index/

Juncmodule - http://www.juncmodule.com/

Kairus - System Error - http://syserror.8bit.co.uk/

Khaveen - http://sq3vga.by.ru/

Kikme - Duke Entertainment - http://dukeentertainmentilf.isgreat.tv/

Kinoko - The Katt's Lair - http://www.anime.com.au/Katt/

Las Naranjas - http://www.sylpher.com/novomestro

LilGryphMaster - The LilGryphMaster Gallery - http://www.fbc-bettendorf.com/lgm/

loominous - http://www.krupa.cjb.net/

Lucasfan - The National Inquisitor - http://www25.brinkster.com/lucasfangames/

m0ds - Screen 7 Entertainment - http://screen7.adventuredevelopers.com/

Mad_Reizka - http://personal.inet.fi/koti/arska.huuskonen/

Magintz - Planet Magintz - http://magintz.realbadidea.com/

Makri - http://makris.worth1000.com/

Mats Berglinn - Humorous Games - http://cjpthatsme.tripod.com/games.html

mattgoble - http://www.mattgoble.com/

Miez - Nexus - http://www.xs4all.nl/~omnia/

MillsJROSS - Mills Entertainment - http://www.geocities.com/millsjross/home.html

Minimi - Solidus Software - http://www.solidussoft.tk/

MonkeySpank - Spank Entertainment - http://monkeyspank.cjb.net/

MrColossal - Kafka's Koffee - http://www.sylpher.com/kafka/

Mr_Frisby - http://www.geocities.com/monkey8myface/monkeys8myface.html

Necro - http://www.shadowreality.co.uk/

netmonkey - MonkeyGames Entertainment - http://netmonkey.cellosoft.com/

Nixxon (IbeX) - http://ibex.adventuredevelopers.com/

Oliver - Extime - http://www.hot.ee/extime/

Panda - Look Out Ladies Productions - http://www.freewebs.com/stinkysoft/

Pau - http://www.paused.tk/

PeaceMan - Stormware Studios - http://www.freewebs.com/peacemans/

Pestilence - http://www.sylpher.com/froghaslipstick/

Petteri - Petteri Presents - http://www.petteri-presents.tk/

Phil Reed - http://www.phil-reed.com/games.html

petaglair - http://petaglair.sexheroes.com/

piraatlife4me - http://razorsinthenight.4t.com/

Punch - Badgerthwart - http://www.badgerthwart.com/

ratracer - http://www.freewebs.com/ratracer

Ravenfusion - F1Revolution - http://f1revolution.spike-domain.net/

redruM - Skimbleshanks - http://www.freewebs.com/skimbleshanks/

remixor - http://www.remixor.net/ags

Relight - Relight Productions - http://www.sylpher.com/relight/

RickJ - BlueSoft - http://www.gaia-spa.com/blusoft/

Rincewind - Old Grimsdyke - http://www.oldgrimsdyke.tk/

Robert Eric - http://members.fortunecity.com/rainday/

Rodekill - http://www.rodekill.com/

Roy Lazarovich - http://www.geocities.com/roylazarovich/

Sasha - ITkid - http://itkid.com/

ScottDoom - RajEntertainment - http://raj.fragism.com/

Scummbuddy - LucasStyle Entertainment Company - http://www.freewebs.com/lucasstyle/

sergiocornaga - Pink Paperclip Productions - http://www.pinkpaperclip.tk/

Snake - Snake Pit Entertainment - http://www.geocities.com/snake_pit_entertainment/

Sockmonkey - http://www.sockmonkeygame.com/

Squinky - Squinky Productions - http://www.sylpher.com/squinkyproductions/

SSH - SuperScottishHero Productions - http://www.angelfire.com/space/little_flower/ags.html

Sylpher - http://www.sylpher.com/

Synthetique - HP Games - http://www11.brinkster.com/synthetique/

Tarantula - Funky Duck Productions - http://www.funkyduck.tk/

TerranRich - Harbinger Software - http://harbinger.2ya.com/

timh_009 - AU-mnp Entertainment - http://www.geocities.com/umnp/

Timosity - Timosity Productions - http://timosity.dyn.ro/

Tomus - Chmelnica - http://chmelnica.bonusweb.cz/

Trapezoid - here's one of em - http://www.eviltrailmix.com/

The Ultimo - tdrDESIGN - http://tdrdesign.cjb.net/

Vargtass/MachineElf - The Cyber Asylum - http://thecyberasylum.cjb.net/

Volcan - http://membres.lycos.fr/agisite/agisite.htm

Vel - Veliarts Entertainment - http://www.geocities.com/veliarts/index.html

Xadhoom - http://xadhoom.deviantart.com/

YakSpit - http://ersatzyak.deviantart.com/

Yufster - http://www.livejournal.com/users/yufster/

Zor - ZorTech - http://www.zp.eds.saix.net/
#655
Quote from: YakSpit on Thu 05/02/2004 10:38:35
Quote from: Timosity on Thu 05/02/2004 06:40:42
Yak: what was that picture from, sorry I didn't get it, but yes I know he's holding Janets ninja nipple star.

Ya don't recognize a scene from Krull?  You really ought to be flogged.

Get out your Cat O Nine Tails cause I've never heard of Krud Krull

After a bit of googling, I know all about it and I don't know how I've never heard of it, must be to do with marketing in the 80's, at least over here

I even tried to view a trailer but the imdb link went to Dungeons & Dragons, I'll see if I can find it elsewhere
#656
Very interesting Andail,

I've never been to India, but I know it's an interesting place to visit, I've got a few Indian friends (most only lived there when very young but have visited a few times) and have heard stories from them.

They keep their cultural herritage at home and become more westernised in general life. When I go round It's great to get a real Indian Meal, not a restaurant one .

I guess in parts of India they don't eat quite aswell as others, lots of poverty. I guess they have some of the most extreme classes of people from extremely rich, to the starving on the poverty line, And I guess you probably saw that on your travels, something that most people know about but haven't witnessed.

As Las mentioned about Cricket, I'm sure you must have seen people, kids playing cricket on the streets. It really is Amazing apparently how many people are into it.

The Indian Cricket Team are out here at the moment, I went to a game the other day with over 40,000 people and it seemed like there were more Indians in the crowd (even though these people are Australian, they still support their mother country fanatically)

The Indian Cricket team are treated like royalty in India (although some are from really wealthy families probably close to royalty anyway) Even the Australian team has more fans in India than Australia (although the populations are slightly disproportioned ie 20 million compared to a Billion)

Good to see you exploring the lesser known wildernesses in this world, I've always had an inkling to explore Africa and South America, but everywhere else too especially Sweden you lucky man. Sometime when I get my life and money sorted out, well the money anyway cause travelling sorts out life (well let's you escape it & live it at the same time) I'll make it to the places I want to go.
#657
American's like to portray that they are all innocent and Christian and all that but it's all really a result of the older generation still trying to hide from their parents what they believe, or got up to in youth. Seriously everyone should just grow up.

Where does most of the worlds porn come from? and even kids movies show tits eg. American Pie.

The Janet Jackson thing is still going to plan, it's typical of these things to occur, then appologise. that gets it out of the news quick, but that was all in the plan anyway, it's later on that the brilliant sceme works when they sell records. Even if there's a fine or something, the money they make from the publicity is worth paying a fine for, that's why these things will keep happening.

and yes, she probably should have kept that saggy tit inside, I guess the clothes she was wearing didn't help.

but yes she looks too much like her brother to be sexy

and yes SNAKE I read your post

Yak: what was that picture from, sorry I didn't get it, but yes I know he's holding Janets ninja nipple star.
#658
Quote from: Gankkizz on Wed 04/02/2004 19:37:43
Are there ANY sites that have atleast 50 MB space, no filesize limit and servers that are faster then a stone?

http://www.tripod.lycos.co.uk/

has what you want in the above quote, but they also have ads and sometimes popups, they also have PHP & MySQL, It's the best free one out there considering what you get with it.

but over all there is no such thing as a good free server
#659
General Discussion / Re:Music & related Videos
Wed 04/02/2004 16:45:29
I don't follow much music round here lately, I prefer seeing small bands at live shows.

the music culture in Australia is quite large though and influenced heavily with a good distribution from Europe & America.

There's a very large dance scene, a very sad commercial scene with world Idol types & R&B, A large alternative scene (which is commercial anyway these days)

The American influences are getting bigger with the younger generation and there is growing 'hip hop' & 'rap' scene, I'm not really into it but there is a really funny song that I'm sure the lyrics will be entertaining enough to read.

It makes me laugh everytime I hear it, I've seen the clip and the guys are really young:

EVERY TIME
(Eddie Jacobson / Olly Thomas / Dave Crane / Damien Green)
Butterfingers


Every time I clean my room I make another mess
Every time I miss the bus I’m late for a test
Every time I’m reincarnated it’s in the lowest form
I leave my window open every time there is a storm
Every time I have a hang over I have to go to work
Every time I masturbate dry it tends to hurt
Every time I pat a dog he bites me on the hand
Every time I talk to aliens they don’t understand
Every time I skate I get another bruise
Every time I get drunk I vomit on my shoes
Every time I scratch the needle jumps
Every time I drink milk it comes out in lumps
Every time I freestyle I just talk shit
Every time I catch the bus there’s nowhere to sit
Every time I catch the train I’m hassled for a ticket
Every time I bat in cricket first ball takes a wicket
Every time I’m drunk at a party in a toga
I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga
Every time I eat I get a pain in my chest
Every time I think it’s heartburn it’s cardiac arrest
Every time I make a phone call waiting interrupts
Every time I dump a load at someone’s house it won’t flush
Every time it won’t flush it stains the ceramic
If you ever see me happy it’s because I’m manic

(Chorus)
Born to fail
Born to fail

Every time I give advice it comes out wrong
Every time I get raided my lips are on the bong
Every time I score I get shitty leaf
I was living with another hobo until he heard me dis his chief
But every time we smoke a joint I end up with the roach
Every time I skip sport I get drilled by the coach
Every time I play footy I get tackled in the dirt
And I crack another rib and it really fucking hurts
Every time I brush my teeth I find another cavity
Every time I try to fly I discover gravity
Every time I have a craving of we’re out of food
Every time we spin the bottle I’m the one who ends up nude
Every time I give a girl an orgasm she fakes
Every time I jam it in the condom breaks
Every time I gamble I lose all my chips
And every time I eat all bran I get the shits
But every time I shit it takes about an hour
And there’s never any paper so I have to have a shower
But every time I shower the towel’s already wet
And it’s not wet with water but wet with cum and sweat
Every time I pluck my pubic hairs to make my self attractive
My dick gets sore and I fuck like a spastic
Every time I write a song radio stations ban it
Because when you play my records in reverse they’re satanic
Worship Satan
Worship Satan
Worship Satan
Worship Satan
Worship Satan
Worship Satan
Worship Satan
Worship Satan
Every time I make a joke people take me serious
Every time I go down on a girl she’s on her periods
Every time I drive a car a cop will pull me over
But I say that I’m someone else and that I’m sober
Every blind date turns out to be blind
My looks are all I have and that is why I mind
Every time I have the dream where I’m at the school dance
Every one is looking at me cos I don’t have any pants
Every time we play piggy in the middle I’m the pig
Every time we play tiggy I’m the one who’s it
Every time I lick a toad I get worts on my tongue
And every time I see a killer bee it’s when I’m getting stung
Every time I play scrabble I make the word “AT”
Every wet fart leaves a stain where I sat
Every time I fuck your mum she wants it in the bum
And every time I’m done it’s not because I’ve cum
Every time I crack onto a chick I pull my sack out
Every time I try to suck my dick I put my back out
Every time I catch a wave I hit a coral reef
And every time I order vegetarian I get beef

(Chorus) x2
Born to fail (I get paid)
Born to fail (a chick is not a vegetable)
#660
It must be pretty boring in the world for that to get such 'coverage' it seems it's got more press than the game itself which was pretty good I heard.

Interesting point about the viagra commercial, also kids these days with all the email spam must be pretty used to seeing breasts.

They can show bombs blowing up and killing people but a breast is wrong. How did we get all mixed up this way, a breast is much more natural than a bomb.

that little gadget thingy around the nipple was pretty cool, looked like a ninja star.

It'll all blow over in a few days, it was just a publicity stunt, might have also been to take a little bit of attention off her brother too.

I just wonder what the next stunt will be and who it will involve, might make a good photoshop phriday
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