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from the floor of the tavern

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You must have first robbed the grave and gotten the monicle from the skeleton, along with the rib.  Use the monicle on the greese in the pit, and back on the ground will be the claw, it's a slightly different shade of green.

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It is outside the town, you have to go past the cow and to the right.

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The copper coins are in the old man's house, go around back where you got the axe and enter through the window.  They are on the counter there, if a bit hard to see.  You probably didn't find the bullet on the cow, interact with his corpse, then use the bullet on yourself.  Mix the gunpowder with the pipeweed, and put it in the pipe.

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Throw the rock at the town hall window, then use the glass on the nail/bread and give that to the cow.

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I speak a bit, so I'll do my yearly good deed and give you the gist.  The gist because I'm tired and don't feel like typing that much.

He finds it to be an interesting game, and feels that a lot of effort was probably put into it, but that it's a shame that the art is not only so derivative, but badly derivitive, to boot.  He feels the character art is about average so far as amature games go, but the animation is sketchy.

The plot, he says, is cliche and the characterization thin.  He finds it hard to identify or empathize with the PC.  The writing itself is nice, though, and he does like the interface and dialog trees.  The puzzles, he finds, are mostly either illogical or overly simplistic.

It also refers to the Defenestration of Prague, but the context confused me.

Yeah, innocent.  I bet you robbed Rodekill, too.

* Unilin sacrifices a goat to CJ and prays for victory in his campaign against the mole men.

Let's face it, no one likes marching bands.  Espically ones filled with kids.  They're loud, they sound bad, they're tacky.  The people in them are even bigger dorks than the people in chess club (MillsJRoss).  Heck, even on the off chance a marching band can carry a tune and march at the same time, they're gone by before you can hear the whole song.

My advice to you, let the marching band die like it should have decades ago and find something worthwhile to spend your time and energy on.

Here's my entery.  Be awed.

I shall be there to devour your planets and crush your souls.

Behold my glory.

Did you have a Wombus?

What'll you tell the little one about the Sins of the Father?

Just like the saying goes, braindead girls are easy.

Did you engage in coitus with him?  YOU WHORE!

I think the problem stems from facial hair.  Men have it, women don't.  Mostly.  I mean, there's this one girl in my class who could really use a shave, but that's beside and slightly to the back of the point.  Everyone knows that it's true that a character is better, more sympathetic, easier to identify with and generally just more rock awesome if he has facial hair.  And the more, the better.  Bonus points are awarded for good style, like mutton chops or a handlebar.  When women start growing beards, they'll be better characters.

Reality porn is fat, ugly people taking advantage of other fat, ugly people while drunk.

I disagree, hate is great.  Conflict is the only natural path of humanity, it is inevitable, and when we try to avoid it, we are only avoiding ourselves.  We should embrace our rage, our frustrations at one another.  We should let loose our bottled anger and fill the streets with blood and violence!

I for one would be thrilled to join your company and do lots of work for you.  Do you need my SIN number?  What sort of payment plan are we looking at?  I'll just assume you offer complete medical and dental coverage.