My Girlfriend...

[Slasher]

Looking in a lingerie shop window my girlfriend said "I could really use that bra."
"Use it! You could flipping well live in it." I replied

My girlfriend is the best lay in the country. You ask Fisons....

My girlfriend says she has not got a big bum. I said: "Oh yeh? You must have a couple of frigging big dimples then!"

Have you a 'Girlfriend' joke?

[Ali]

Have you got a girlfriend?

EDIT: I'm feeling guilty about being mean, sorry. I just don't like misogynistic humour.

[Slasher]

Lighten up Ali...

You are too young to remember the 'Greats' 

Listen, i was married for 20 years...

[Stupot]

I've really let my girlfriend down.
Now I have to fork out for a puncture repair kit

[Babar]

Not mine, but it conveniently showed up on my facebook wall just before I saw this thread, so I figured it might be the best place for a slightly disturbing, semi-rapey joke:

Girl: "I wana give you the best blowjob of all time!"
Boy: "really?!"
Girl: "April fogwrhbrfv..."

[Ponch]

Girl: "I wana give you the best blowjob of all time!"
Boy: "really?!"
Girl: "April fogwrhbrfv..."

Does it make me a bad person that when I read this on my lunch break, I laughed loud enough to draw the attention of everyone sitting around me on the patio of Taco Cabana? 

[Ghost]

Does it make me a bad person that when I read this on my lunch break, I laughed loud enough to draw the attention of everyone sitting around me on the patio of Taco Cabana? 

If you' done it at a Tim Horton's, though