Attention Rumpusers

[kaput]

Come on now.  Let's embrace our inner Dadaist and break free from the confinements of fart-related works.  Make a detailed site about the most NON-FART-RELATED thing you can think of.  Never address the URL.  It will only raise further questions.  It will be talked about.  It will be ART dammit.

Imagine, a biography of Margaret Thatcher's Favourite Hairbrushes all featured on fartomatic.com.

The pioneers of DaDa rejected art, so we're off to a winning start!

But I was thinking... The website should totally have a section called 'fart tales' where the writer writes in detail about situations where they farted and what happened/ how people reacted, or vice versa?

[Baron]

I'm just going to go ahead and throw away my million dollar idea here, but I think the world is ready for this product and I lack the motivation or wherewithal to bring it to market.

You sell Fart Goggles.  Yeah, that's right.  They're like night-vision goggles or, in terms of effectiveness, those goggles that you used to be able to order from the backs of comic books that let you see through women's clothes.  These fart goggles would allow you to answer that age old question of social beings: precisely who had laid that nasty fart anyway!  It would show -or at least claim to show - billowing clouds and wafting tendrils of fart-polluted air, in colours of various intensities depending on the concentration of fart per cubic centimetre (f/cm³).  I'll leave you guys to hash out the product details and marketing techniques, but let me assure you that this idea is a winner and that you would all be fools not to stake your entire financial futures on it right now: get in on the ground floor, Baby!  And with the goggles, Miguel will know who's testicles to remove if things get a little stinky on the ride to the top.

[kconan]

You sell Fart Goggles.  Yeah, that's right.  They're like night-vision goggles or, in terms of effectiveness, those goggles that you used to be able to order from the backs of comic books that let you see through women's clothes. 

Marketing department is already on it:

[Tabata]

                                  

[miguel]

And with the goggles, Miguel will know who's testicles to remove if things get a little stinky on the ride to the top.

Baron,
Congratulations on your fantastic idea, the FartGoogles will become household family objects very soon. No more can daddy blame the dog for that champagne cork fart. And Mrs. Smith, hold those airs when you think you're safe cooking those cabbages!

With that kind of technology I'd become an hero in my country! Heck, I'd be President!

[monkey424]

In Australia, farting is a social expectation. Not only do you get to keep your testicles, but are congratulated with a chummy pat on the bum and invited to share a cold one.

[Construed]

I don't know but I laughed so hard at the businessmen writing with their poop markers i farted lol..

[Ben X]

It could be a site where you enter your location, and it tells you whether or not you are at a considerable travelling distance from Bosnian Serb folk singer SaÅ¡a MatiÃ,,‡.

[KodiakBehr]

It could be a site where you enter your location, and it tells you whether or not you are at a considerable travelling distance from Bosnian Serb folk singer SaÅ¡a MatiÃ,,‡.

+1 to this.

[Tabata]

You also need to have a bit of entertainment on the site

Since "Mister Methane" didn't even make it at the talent shows 

I want recommend two other guys that are doing a really cool fart rap

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[Ghost]

Alternatively you could provide a service where people SEND YOU FARTS and you, in return, make them into GAMES. I can see a market for that!

I did a quick screening and see what my prototype Fart/Game coverter already came up with!

The Secret of who farted on Monkey Island!
Day of the Fartakle!
I Have No Orifice And I Must Fart!
Legend Of Kyrandia II: Fart Of Fate!
I Wonder Why Linus Bruckman Farts When His Eyes Are Closed!
Farts In The Attic!
Heroine's Fart (Girl Farts Smell Like Roses)
Fart Runner: Cow Gas!
My Little Farty The Adventure Game
and the upcoming He Farts!

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Also promising!

The Legend Of Kyrandia 3: Malcom's Revenge (hint- he farts!)
Sam And Max Fart On The Road
The 7th Fart
and the new installment Fartmaster's Quest (with DLC farts)

[DoorKnobHandle]

I Have No Orifice And I Must Fart!

That made me laugh WAY too hard haha.

[selmiak]

I Have No Orifice And I Must Fart!

That made me laugh WAY too hard haha.

me too, I even farted a little while laughing

[kconan]

I Have No Orifice And I Must Fart!

Awesome!  Someone draw up a plan, get a team together, and put it up on Kickfarter.