Attention Rumpusers

[kconan]

  So I've got a bunch of domains, maybe around 60ish, and a small handful I've turned into humble little web-sites.  But now, mainly for shits n' gigs, I am the proud owner of...fartomatic.com!  Well, assuming Godaddy transfers it to me without incident.  The domain has been around since 2001 in some form or another, at least according to Wayback Machine.

  Anyway...Tell me, fair rumpusites, what do I do with fartomatic.com?  What is fartomatic.com?   

  EDIT: Most absurdly funny and weird idea gets implemented if its within my realm of capabilities.
 

[Adeel]

Create a daily or weekly webcomic about Shit and his adventures in the Fartomatic World.

[Ponch]

Sound board!

[selmiak]

fartbuttons?

[Stupot]

What a coup!

How about a travel blog chronicling your exploits as you circumnavigate the globe search of record-breaking farts in far-flung tribal villages and urban curry-houses.

[Ponch]

Scratch n' Sniff! Revolutionize touch screen technology! DO IT!

[kconan]

We're on to something people!

[Ghost]

Deliverance of professional navel-contemplating, with side-dishes of farts... IN SPACE!

[Frodo]

The Adventures of Bobby the Lonely Balloon, after his owner so cruelly discards him 

[Babar]

An excellent place to put all your f-art, fart comics, fart animations, fart beatboxing and fart programs and games. You also need to have a big red butt on the top corner that farts when you click it. If you allow for f(an)art submissions, I might deliver a little doodie as well!

[HanaIndiana]

^ Absolutely need the big red butt(on) that sounds off a giant fart.

I would also assume that fartomatic.com would have diagrams of some sort, illustrating how ANYBODY could "become" a fartomatic.
For example, the eating of brussel sprouts as been mentioned before. Carbonated beverages are also a nice choice. Perhaps different choices create different 'versions' of farts. The combinations are endless.

[miguel]

FARTS IS THE SMELLINGS OF THE WINDS ON ARSES

Do you know what people get over in Portugal when they joke about farts?
That's right, you guessed it right!
They get their testicles removed!

Farting is a serious thing guys.

[Mouth for war]

Carl of doodie comic!!!! A little gaming reference as well ;-)

[kconan]

How's about audio submissions for a monthly prize?

Cool, fart beatboxing is pretty original!  And yes, the giant red butt-button is a must.

[waheela]

Red button? C'mon guys, keep it classy.

My two cents:

A site cataloging the different kinds of farts that issue forth from the buttocks.

• The question fart
• The trumpeting fart
• The snake hiss fart
• The wet fart

...and of course, the most illusive, silent-but-deadly fart.

[kaput]

What about a fart of the day? People could submit their farts and the best one gets featured. Although, something like that would probably work better on a monthly basis.

[selmiak]

PICTURES of farts maybe!

[miguel]

PICTURES of farts maybe!

But no naked farts please.

[NickyNyce]

When I hear Fartomatic, I'm instantly thinking about a fart machine. A web page loaded with buttons that make fart sounds, moans and groans, some bathroom banter.

There's a web site that's called Soundboards.com, which has all kinds of celebrities and stuff, great for prank phone calls.


http://soundboards.com/

[KodiakBehr]

Come on now.  Let's embrace our inner Dadaist and break free from the confinements of fart-related works.  Make a detailed site about the most NON-FART-RELATED thing you can think of.  Never address the URL.  It will only raise further questions.  It will be talked about.  It will be ART dammit.

Imagine, a biography of Margaret Thatcher's Favourite Hairbrushes all featured on fartomatic.com.