Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

[2ma2]

What I cannot see
is how religion seem to
stand above logic

Thou shall not kill, no?
Jesus - a genious -
praised the love in us

Love one another,
now this is the essence!
I don't need Jesus

I can love without
Jesus, Allah, Jehova
or another name

Why die for others?
Instead of dying for you?
WHY KILL FOR BELIEFS?!

Selfdefence my ass!
all is politics - all is.
Faith is like God - dead...

I am ahead! - I am
advanced! I'm the first mammal
to wear pants (ah-huh)!

I am in peace (yeah),
with my lusts - I can kill 'cause
in God I trust (yeah)!

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

I bash my head hard
with this heavy red brick
for no  purpose

people die far away
while we all think of war
as a meaningless joke

[NTL.]

you can run away
I won't run away now though
Because I have peace

You need to meet me
Yeah, my name is chocolate bob
because I have peace

howdee howdee yep
hearts of fire yep yep yep
because I have peace

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Heartless, I wait
Peace again ran away
No peace for me here

I do not like haiku
It has too much rules
Yet only one

Seventeen sylables
Squeezing thoughts into
a tiny little space

[Las Naranjas]

I wish I could see
Why Sri Lankans cannot run
run out yet again

It's embarresing
to see them gently loping
to Bales falling.

[NTL.]

I am dying for sweets
I will go get some chocolate
bye bye everyone!

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Enjoy your candy
Hign in caffeine it is
and high in sugar

Soon, it will get
to your intestines and
do it's evil work

Mha ha ha ha ha
Plotting to take over AGS
Soon, I will rule

[Andail]

can a haiku rhyme?
my poems do, all the time
I hope it's no crime

I don't understand
just what makes Haiku so grand
stop it, I demand!

Read some Shakespeare please
look in some anthologies
look in libraries

But wait a second!
Just recently I reckoned
that Haiku beckoned

I'm hooked I tell you
I just want to continue
though it feels askew

my rhyme is no ace
and my poem has no pace
I am a disgrace

[Trapezoid]

Stop it, I mean it!
Anybody want a pea
...nut? uh. um. er... yes.

[Las Naranjas]

Andy you please us
methinks that was fabulous
you will make a fuss

[Goldmund]

angry was Gold's day
he yearned to kick Kikme's dick
when he found this thread

sublime and serene
filled his mind at this moment:
just some forgiveness

remembered the times
when as Fat Lolo fought with
Even, now good friend

good thread it was, zany
but flew away through past's gate -
destiny of all

where are the good games
AGS-made, long ago,
they gave you much joy

now only the words
on LGM's list he made -
this their asylum

now this is the same
with men who end on some lists
of dear deceased

no! memory still
the feelings they gave to you -
does this justify?

cheesy my words are
but I feel good writing them
thank you, bless this thread

and I want to say
that Yak Spit, though foul his name
I hold dear inside

[Las Naranjas]

Obituary
Gold writes one for AGS
whilst I lie weeping

I cry for the lost
I cry for what cannot be
I cry for CJ

I cry in the past
I cry in futures to come
I cry, weep and moan.

[TheYak]

Cry not AGS
A new generation here
to pick up the torch

whether all alone
or in joint projects maybe
new games will appear

I am very sure
that my dedication will
allow me a chance

to realize my dream
of making an adventure
out of my small head

a list of tasks first:
custom-paint a case for a
kid, like Yu-Gi Oh!

clean my damn-ed house
of the filth that the slobs leave.
And publish a book.

Then I hope I can
see my dreams soon brought to life.
but I forget script.

--

My name it is foul
but known by it I am now
can I lose it? no.

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Mha ha ha ha ha
Mha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Mha ha ha ha ha

Lame, I know it is
But forgive me for I am
Bored. Stupid shoe

it is lost. Where
Could it be? In the fridge?
Sasha is scared.

No sign of it still.
It escapes me again.
I'm switching to boots.

[NTL.]

Sashasatan HA!
I only have one shoe pair.
never mind heh heh

[Las Naranjas]

Yakspit fills my heart
with great joy o'er leaping
I embrace the morn

the morrow brings hope
the sun casts expectations
I await the night!

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Day after day I sit
And post things here instead
of making a game

What's the use of this
forum? I waste time
here. I'm tired.

maybe I should
pull myself together.And try
to finish a game.

[NTL.]

sashasatin, you
don't do haiku right u see
5 words for the first

7 words for 2
and 5 words again for 3
do you understand?

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

It's beats, you fool
Not words, oh no, not words, Haiku
will hate you now. Bye

[Las Naranjas]

Since neither of you
follow the rules that you set
I laugh at you both