Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

[DragonRose]

Eep! Haiku returned!
I thought it lost forever
Rejoice with metre.

[Pumaman]

You can't keep good threads
in the gutter - they bounce back
and stay forever

[Timosity]

Forgot what rain was,
Now it has rained all week long,
We are still in drought.

It rains on the coast,
Never where we need it though,
El Nino control.

[Czar]

Oh my god eighteen,
pages that is,
and back i am-haiku ruiner

[remixor]

The Matrix is dumb
Matrix Reloaded sucks more
The third one will blow

The concept is old
The CGI is cheesy
The acting appalls

I incite teh flames
People say "TEH MATRIX RULES"
But I disagree

Haiku is teh fun
This line's seven syllables
And this one has five

[Trapezoid]

Hey! I just noticed...
Dragonrose's sig quotes me.
How long's that been there?

[remixor]

I just noticed this:
I have Sam and Max disco;
Says: "By Trapezoid"

Got it from Kazaa,
but first heard it years ago.
Are you the artist?

If it's so, good job.
If not, forget about you.
I like cheese and beef.

[Squinky]

I have sam and max
But I can't get sound, so crap
So I'm missing out

[Trapezoid]

Sam and Max Disco?
Yes sir, that's my handywork.
Amazed you have it.

[remixor]

When did you make it?
I first heard it long ago.
It has many quotes.

[Pumaman]

Dissing the Matrix
Seems to be fad of the month
But it's not that bad

At least, I hope not
Or I will be wasting cash
If I go and watch

[remixor]

Good luck then, CJ.
Hope you get your money's worth,
but I sure didn't.

[Trapezoid]

I made the Disco...
way back in year 2000.
I need a real life.

[Creed Malay]

This thread is pleasing.
Haikus sooth me pleasantly.
Five-Seven-Five. Aaah.

[Flippy_D]

Can I haiku now?
I severly doubt it.
Ah well, I can hope.

[Pumaman]

A valiant try
Flippy you've almost got it
One short on line two

[Flippy_D]

Hmm. Severly
has four complete syllables
according to me

Maybe I should stop
speaking in a southern drawl
it's detrimental

[Pumaman]

Interesting point
I hadn't considered that
I'll let you off then

[Flippy_D]

What does this mean then?
Can I have - in IRC -
Use of Roger back?

I know it was you.
it's all a plot, isn't it?
Trying to kill me!

Well, so maybe not
I have my theories though!
But I will keep quiet.

[Eero]

I never did haiku
I don't know if I know how
But worthwhile a try