Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

[boozed]

squeek squeeky squeeky
squeekah-squee squeeky grunt squeek
oil that goddamn gate!

[remixor]

Consider it done.
That old gate will squeak no more!
*squeek squeek squeek.*  Ah, shit!

[BOYD1981]

the gate it torments,
never will it be happy,
oil? use napalm!

[WanderLady]

Just clowns passing by-
Make-up fails to cover the
sadness in their eyes

Play a trick for me,
Play a trick for me, O Clown,
Won't you play a trick?

Everybody's fool,
But you've got everybody
fooled - Who are you, Clown?

Getting up; falling
down; Oh! Is there nothing else?
Stay down, Clown, stay down.

[remixor]

w00t, this thread is bumped!
Similar to a zombie,
it keeps coming back.

[Ghormak]

OMFG
Is this thread still going strong?
I had no idea.

(Read out acronym,
read it out loud for yourself
and it will make sense.)

[remixor]

Hey, you!  Yeah, Ghormak!
Last line of your first poem:
I think it's too long.

"I'd no idea"
That might be a better choice.
"Idea" has 3.

[Ghormak]

I see what you mean
But I still am not convinced
that I was not right.

Difficult indeed,
It is not always easy
to hear syllables.

Aye-dee-ah is one,
Aye-dea is the other way.
Which one is correct?

(Do remember that
I am not native English
before you mock me.

I hope the response
to my haiku is not this:
STFU NOOB!)

[remixor]

Your point is well made.
Clearly, there are two options,
dialect dictates.

Now, a parting phrase...
Before you go, heed this well:
STFU N00B!!

[Bluke4x4]

holy friggin' crap
look at how long this post is
dang that's long I think

how did I miss this
I am so ignoranty.
I see the blue cow.

I broke my bat on
Billy's dumb stupid fathead
Some crap loser snitched.

[remixor]

Hey Bluke 4 x 4:
Your last post didn't make sense.
STFU N00B.

[TheYak]

I have heard of crack
Some users may act insane
Oh, hello to bluke

[remixor]

YakSpit has a flag!
"Violence is our anti-drug"
(pronounce it vie-lence)

Don't say vie-o-lence;
If you do, my haiku's wrong
and I'll fuck you up.

Yeah, that was a threat,
But this is the internet,
so it's meaningless.

[TheYak]

The flag is a bit
tongue-in-cheek but only for
those that saw the ads

To elaborate
I am able to skip drugs
instead I cause pain

[Bob The Hun]

Whoah, Look at this thread:
Started in January
Holy Crap, that's old

When we think it dead
We think it's gone and buried
Then BAM! It is there

So why does it live?
What is it with the haikus?
I now eat my foot.

[remixor]

Was your foot tasty?
Never mind, don't answer that.
Forget about it.

[evenwolf]

Someone woke Saddam
Said "Get up, it's time for school!"
He hugged his blanket.


So yak won't look dumb
Smart for me to make aware
Change my post I did

[TheYak]

Of which words speak ye?
Those words that are very wise?
The eater of feet?

[remixor]

Look at his last post!
It bears news of an edit,
so he must mean that.

Now what did it say?
I certainly do not know.
It's a mystery!

[Nellie]

"It's a Mystery"
A song by Toyah Wilcox
Just so you know, guys.