Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

TheYak · Tue 16/12/2003 04:51:13

Evenwolf once spoke
He said thread should be retained
To save the wisdom

remixor · Tue 16/12/2003 08:25:24

Ah, that's good to know.
Haiku aficionado:
does this describe Wolf?

TheYak · Tue 16/12/2003 08:40:52

Evenwolf needs more
We need more than that label
He is a Texan!

remixor · Tue 16/12/2003 09:53:34

I am at a loss.
How 'bout "The Guy Who Makes Films"?
Not catchy enough...

evenwolf · Tue 16/12/2003 10:04:40

If it helps any
I like how William Shatner
Was renamed 'Chairman'

Gemmalah · Tue 16/12/2003 13:02:19

this is strange
do you read all the posts
of the longest thread

North wind doth blow
Are we adding random
such as the lilies

I make no sence do I?

TheYak · Tue 16/12/2003 13:10:46

New to this you are
Your mind haiku will soon free
Like Yoda I speak

SSH · Tue 16/12/2003 13:36:55

Now I shall begin
My dissociated press
Who can understand?

***

Since to scream,
Until the heard of crack
Some forgiveness

Their minds of envy,
Hearts ridden with tight
straps keeping me believer.

"*Haiku*" said James Bond.
The girl with tight
straps keeping me bound.

I also noticed
It seems like a monkey
Out of space

This thread is quite fun
Except if you decide.
Play and builds up like a hurricane
then just cool biker *haiku*s
cannot be less gloomy?
This one made me saddam
Said "Get up, it's time forums,
but now I give in.

remixor · Thu 18/12/2003 19:54:30

SSH, Gemm'lah!
You are doing it all wrong!
Learn how to haiku!

Five syllables here!
Now seven right on this line!
And now, five again!

Now you can do it
No more mistakes for you guys!
I like cheddar cheese.

WanderLady · Tue 06/01/2004 18:08:43

Doors open, doors close;
Doors slam - Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma'am.
Door number two, please.

TheYak · Wed 07/01/2004 09:46:04

My mind is a fog
Could be a lack of caffeine
I don't comprehend

WanderLady does
Often post in the spirit
of haiku at least

BruisedWeasel · Mon 29/03/2004 08:34:34

peanut butter, no jam
The dog's tail wags hungrily
Tubesteak for dinner

*edit*Forgive me
Pollution of this great thread
bad, naughty weasel

evenwolf · Mon 29/03/2004 09:12:34

the five syllables
in your first poem portrayed
actually six

To correct problem
You could use the following:
"P.B. and no J"

remixor · Mon 29/03/2004 11:47:01

Ah, this thread is back
It has been so many months
but it's still the champ

Nacho · Mon 29/03/2004 12:04:21

Just my oppinion
This thread sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks
Just my oppinion...

(I think this doesn't suck that much, but I needed 7 syllabes...

)

Timosity · Mon 29/03/2004 12:08:18

One, two, three, four, five,
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, twelve.
Eleven, thirteen.

Farlander, If you
Want to add a comment, please
Haiku it, silly.

Peter Thomas · Mon 29/03/2004 12:28:29

This thread means trouble.
Why do we have to Haiku?
It is so silly!

Why is it awake?
We should let this thread sleep now.
So long, disturbed posts....

YOke · Mon 29/03/2004 12:52:23

Adventuregames are hard
to create for the first time
I tear my hair out

Sorry, can't help it
I had to post a haiku
My brain was in pain

Thread is kept alive
For narscisistic reasons
By a f***ing n00b

Peter Thomas · Mon 29/03/2004 13:03:46

Lots of lolz @ Yoke.
I don't want to promote thread.
But damn - I sure am.

Why do I post this?
Am I a friggin noob?
I guess I must be...

No - it shall not be.
I am more than a noob....

I am the chosen...

DragonRose · Mon 29/03/2004 13:10:40

I am all confused
BruisedWeasel is no newbie
Yet she brought this back

Bah! I am too tired
To work on my essay now
I will write haiku