Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

[WanderLady]

Why, when the heart breaks,
does no one care to hear it?
...deaf to each other.

[Scummbuddy]

For Anatomy
and Physiology class
Exam on Monday

Know bones in body
All crests, facets, foramen
Notches memorized.
Cause each one has name
to be that more annoying
for aspiring
Doctors. and of course
know the lame disorders too.
Oh man, I LOVE THIS.

[Czar]

The hip bone's connected
to the rib bone and the rib bone's connected
to the arm bone....

[Scummbuddy]

A lame commercial
with that  song playing on it
was on right outside my
classroom right after
class, and now im going to
study with that song.  

[Trapezoid]

Silly old Cahzar
Got the poem format all wrong
You suck at this game

[Snugglecakes]

La dee da dee da
La dee da dee da dee da.
Oh, I am amused.

[Goldmund]

Have you noticed, oh
AGS haiku masters
Who make this thread bloom...

How ignorant ones
Enraged by beauty of verse
Publish bullshit here?

Their minds of envy,
Hearts ridden with monkeyrie
Their pens do babble.

[TheYak]

It would appear now
that it is a newcomer
let us be more lax

[Goldmund]

My stern YakSpit friend,
your heart needs not be heavy;
half-serious was I.

[Trapezoid]

Well, joke poems are still
better than seventeen syll-
able sentences

[TheYak]

Maybe you are right
Long sentences are quite lame
bastardized haiku
--

I did some paint work
I was still stuck in haiku
so I left a sign

hang your coats on this?
Not a good notion - Wet Paint
A Wet Paint Haiku

[remixor]

This thread is quite long
I am new to this forum
You guys are insane

[Scummbuddy]

Sorry to bother
You all and your Haiku club
I'll write what I want

[Dmitri]

Yakspits avatar
is greatly disturbing me
the moving eyeball

I will endeavor
to write something half decent
with the haiku rules

[Squinky]

Conan O'brian
Has Robots that crap and stuff
It should be mentioned....

[Soft, Gooey, Delicious.]

I contemplate
Understanding Kyuss I
like the Fauves

doing bad things
to popstar churls why do
I hate their bands?

[Jimi]

I like laxatives,
I suck on them all day long,
CRAP! I need the loo!  

[Scummbuddy]

So, comes the ending.
The once loved Haiku thread dies.
Time to move on?  Nooooo.

[Goldmund]

Hey, sweet little lamb
You have strayed from your green field
This way, to page One.

[Dmitri]

It is a pity
But we know all good things end
I will post here more