Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

[Helm]

The elder gods lurk
Awating constellations
Squiggly tentacles

[12431]

I bet every person who read this topic's doing the "haiku-fingercount".

am I right?

haiku-fingercount
easy to use for stupid people
bright ones don't need to

[Timosity]

You should have used your,
Fingers dude, you smart arse twat
keep it together.

Don't comment above
Your Haiku, be clever and
Haiku it, o.k.

[Flippy_Unplugged]

Much Hostility!
Keep it calm in this long thread.
It's legendary.

[12431]

I agree flippy
we don't need hostility
just many haiku's

[Trapezoid]

You don't need fingers.
The numbers on the keyboard
go up to 0.

[remixor]

I must be stupid.
Trap's last makes no sense to me.
What's with the numbers?


This thread's surprising;
It brings out poets in all.
We are teh clevar.


When I think "haiku"
I think of Broken Sword 2.
There's a guy named that.

He's a crap actor
Who gets to play a pirate,
But George shows him up

Climbs up the pillar,
Finds treasure of Captain Ketch,
Treats us to cut-scene.

That game is quite good,
Not as good as BS1.
BS3 will rule.

I've got off-topic.
But then, in this thread, who cares?
This haiku is done.

[Creed Malay]

Of Haikus in games;
I used one in "Gatitos".
So what about you?

[Timosity]

This Thread has ups and
Downs Flippy, I was making
a point with humor.

It's just hard to get
The right tone unless you're
In My Head, full stop.

I've lived through the whole
Thread and participated
on many a page.

Calm I am even
When I seem hostile, rarely
ever am I cruel.

[Trapezoid]

Re: my keyboard point
Why use your fingers to count
When you have these THINGS?

1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   0

The last time I checked
(about five seconds ago)
Fingers aren't numbered

[remixor]

Trap: my suggestion:
Follow your number system,
and check your third line.

[Trapezoid]

The Edit button...
Affects other people's posts...
Turns them obsolete.

[remixor]

Damn you, Trapezoid!
You make me look like a fool!
My post makes no sense.

[Timosity]

Last night was a blast
Cricket Presentation night
I got so Hammered

Picked up best bowler
For my team, trophy I got
Many drinks drunk I

Though I got a big
SURPRIZE, most unexpected.
More drunk drinks did

PLAYER OF THE YEAR
For the Whole Club, Large Trophy
Free drunks drinkededed

I Was Stunned, Shocked, Stoked,
Over the moon, Looney Tune,
Pissed as a maggot.

Unbelievable,
Moments like these are so rare,
Has not sunk in yet.

[Flippy_D]

Congratulations!
That is indeed an honour.
Very well done, mate.

As for other point,
I did not detect the tone.
I apologise.

[Timosity]

Thank you Flippy D,
Someone noticed one of my
Greatest Achievements.

[Squinky]

Hosamov, kikme....
you are back sadly, I see
and you don't like me...


Boobly doo, I cry
why did I rhyme that stuff?
hell if I know man

[WanderLady]

Quicksand overwhelms-
And all the ropes being thrown
Are just out of reach

[veryweirdguy]

Wanderlady's new
She brings back old topics that
Had finished in June

[Flippy_D]

She's been here awhile.
But she very rarely posts.
Following advice?