Let's do some insult swordfighting!

[Stupot]

We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.[/b]

Your insults are about as harmful as porridge.

Next > Even your right arm rejects your advances.

[miguel]

Even your right arm rejects your advances.

That's because my third leg performs so well!

[Crimson Wizard]

We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.[/b]

Your insults are about as harmful as porridge.

It's door hinge! Argh!

[Phemar]

It's door hinge! Argh!

Depends on your accent! Some Americans say 'orange' with an 'o' like 'door', other people say 'orange' with an 'o' like 'box'.

[Crimson Wizard]

What? Blasphemy! That's against pirate code!

[Stupot]

What? Blasphemy! That's against pirate code!

Get on with the game, you landlubbin' toad.

I make it Miguel's turn to set the next one.

[miguel]

Sorry about that!

>Is that the smell of poop or is it your natural odour?

[Eric]

That's your Game of Thrones cologne, I think, Eau du Hodor.

I hold a Master of Arts in insulting!

[CaptainD]

I hold a Master of Arts in insulting!

Strange... I thought you were a Master of being revolting!

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I hear you like to wear stockings and suspenders when sword-fighting you practice...

[miguel]

I hear you like to wear stockings and suspenders when sword-fighting you practice...

Well, I hear...Wait, I actually never heard of you!

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> You have the athletic build of a legless turtle!

[CaptainD]

> You have the athletic build of a legless turtle!

Whereas you have the build of a 24-stone woman I know called Myrtle...

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I've never seen someone prance around as idiotically as you...

[miguel]

I've never seen someone prance around as idiotically as you...

You do not recognize finesse even if I'd spell it for you!

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I have defeated practice dummies more worthy than you!

[Stupot]

I'm surprised you had the lung capacity to inflate her.

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The only place you've pillaged was your mother's pantry.

[Renodox]

And you were always caught with your hand in the cookie jar!
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Your orations lack percipience that indicate your incognizance of your quandary.

[Eric]

Congratulations on purchasing your first thesaurus!

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Were you born this way, or were you dropped as a child?

[Stupot]

That's rich, from a man so intensely reviled.

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Your eyepatch was sewn from your mother's moustache.

[miguel]

Your eyepatch was sewn from your mother's moustache.

At least I know my mother, ya salty bastard! ARrrrrh!

> Could you please stop talking? Your breath is like napalm in the morning!

[geork]

> Could you please stop talking? Your breath is like napalm in the morning!

Why sir, YOURS warrants a 3 mile warning!

> Your stupidity is as sharp as your wit dull!

[Eric]

And your insults are as empty as your cowardice full!

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Would you like to take a break? You look tired and perplexed.

[Ghost]

Would you like to take a break? You look tired and perplexed.

Nah, fighting you just has me relaxed.

-> To avoid rhyming counter, my last word is "chimney"!