Let's do some insult swordfighting!

[Stupot]

To me, I'm afraid, you come across rather dimly.

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I am a seaman, but you sir are semen.

[Anian]

I am a seaman, but you sir are semen.

Well you won't be mistaken for a human.

Your face is so ugly, you break the mirror while shaving.

[DBoyWheeler]

Your face is so ugly, you break the mirror while shaving.

At least I don't have snakes in my hair headbutting it!

(Sorry, that's the best I could think of.)

Anyway, my turn:

Did you learn your fighting style from cavemen?  It's so primeval!

(Note: You don't HAVE to do a rhyme for the comeback here)

[Eric]

Your insults crash harder than Evel Knievel.

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My sharp wit will leave you with a Heidelberg scar!

[Stupot]

You look like you just came from the Hindenberg's bar.

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I saw one just like you in the local petshop.

[NickyNyce]

I saw one just like you in the local petshop.

It sounds like you're on your last leg when it comes to dating.

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You're so ugly, your parents tied a bone around your neck so the dog would play with you.

[Andail]

Your parents didn't, out of fear even the fleas wouldn't stay with you. 
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You're as fierce as an algae, and only slightly smarter

[Renodox]

You'd be as clever as an algae if you'd only try harder!

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You smell like a pair of armored trousers after the hundred years war!

[Ghost]

You smell like a pair of armored trousers after the hundred years war!

... You fight like a cow!*

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* C'mon, someone HAD to do it!


> Is that a PINK shirt? Or just an EGA palette?

[Armageddon]

At least it's better than your VGA mullet.

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Is that chapstick in your shorts? (chapstick is short, he has small... I'm not good at this.)

[Ryan Timothy B]

Is that chapstick in your shorts?

Is that a Tic Tac in your shorts or did you just swim in cold water?

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You'll never be the man your mother is!

[Stupot]

At least my mum puts out for me.

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You're less courageous than Indy in a snake pit.

[Eric]

So...I get to do it with 1981 Karen Allen? With whom did you make it?

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I've been up against sea slugs with more backbone than you!

[Adeel]

I've been up against sea slugs with more backbone than you!

Are you as slimy as sea slug already? Or do you bath in oil? 

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I've seen fly washings its hands, so much better than you!

[miguel]

I've seen fly washings it hands, so much better than you!

I'll wash my hands with the blood of your entrails!

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> My penis is twice as long as your sword!

[Eric]

My what? My sw-- Oh! This is actually a thumb tack from the bulletin board.

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There's no known defense for my witty riposte!

[Renodox]

It's so pathetic it's gone unnoticed.

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You must've fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

[Stupot]

Your father could be any one of the drunkards in town.

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You clear every bar with the stench of your pits.

[Adeel]

You clear every bar with the stench of your pits.

    Pity it was too smelly. You got attracted !

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> You are like ZERO "0". No matter how much I help you, yet you remain the same.

[Ryan Timothy B]

Side-note (literally): You must've fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! Your father could be any one of the drunkards in town. That isn't a counter response Stupot, it's a completely new insult that doesn't relate to the insult given.