Return of the BANished!!

CaptainD · Wed 13/07/2016 20:22:56

So, it seems that Snarky meant what he said in the Ban Thread.

It's been a strange 24 hours... I have survived, but it has been a bitter tale of grief and woe. Never again.

Stupot · Wed 13/07/2016 22:25:09

I managed to get a fair but of reading done. But that might also be due to the fact that I forgot to take my phone out with me yesterday.

selmiak · Wed 13/07/2016 22:36:51

the goggles! They do nothing!!!

Snarky · Thu 14/07/2016 10:33:04

Longer than you think!

CaptainD · Thu 14/07/2016 10:40:49

Quote from: Snarky on Thu 14/07/2016 10:33:04
Longer than you think!

It was a long wait just to check you would keep your word and dish out the bans!

Danvzare · Thu 14/07/2016 10:53:33

Well that's what you all get for pressing the big red banning button.
Snarky did warn you all.

Personally though, when I first saw that thread I thought it was one of those forum games where you come up with ridiculous reasons for why the previous poster should be banned.

Stupot · Thu 14/07/2016 11:08:00

I panicked a bit this morning as my ban revocation didn't kick in until about three minutes after the time it was supposed to.
At least that's what I thought. It might have been a cache/cookie thing though because eventually it started after I closed Safari and started it again.

CaptainD · Thu 14/07/2016 13:14:59

Quote from: Danvzare on Thu 14/07/2016 10:53:33
Well that's what you all get for pressing the big red banning button.
Snarky did warn you all.

But was it a learning exercise for us, or a chance for Snarky to release his inner megalomaniac?

Or both?

Retro Wolf · Thu 14/07/2016 20:16:43

After being banned, strange things began. As I walked down the street, I could feel someone watching me, but when I turnedâ€¦ no one. At night I could not sleep, upon hearing a faint humming sound, I went to the window. The moon was red like blood.

Arriving at work I would greet my co-workers, but they would not acknowledge me. Not simply being ignorant, it was as if they could not hear my voice. When looking into a reflective surface, my visage was distorted.

I tried to email Snarky, to beg him to reverse the ban, but when I switched on my laptop, rather than booting up Windows 8.1, it was Windows Vista! I ran away screaming as my ears and nose bled profusely...

selmiak · Fri 15/07/2016 19:53:58

RE!

what happend now? The whole forum was banned?

CaptainD · Fri 15/07/2016 20:48:30

ALL YOUR BANS ARE BELONG TO SNARKY

Snarky · Fri 15/07/2016 20:56:31

I was toying with forces I did not comprehend. Opening that gate to the netherworld at a whim, never asking whether I would be able to close it, should something try to pass through...

Danvzare · Sat 16/07/2016 10:20:09

Quote from: Retro Wolf on Thu 14/07/2016 20:16:43
I tried to email Snarky, to beg him to reverse the ban, but when I switched on my laptop, rather than booting up Windows 8.1, it was Windows Vista!

But Windows Vista is better than Windows 8!
Although only by a smidgen.

Retro Wolf · Sat 16/07/2016 14:26:54

I'll admit after a couple of service packs, Vista is pretty good.

Baron · Tue 19/07/2016 23:13:52

This is the Halfway House Thread, right? I need to reintegrate with society by rooming with a bunch of hardened criminals that have no clue how to behave on the outside.

I'm just back from my second bit in the joint, and things got a little hairy when Ponch dropped the soap. Do you guys do counselling or anything like that?

Danvzare · Wed 20/07/2016 11:07:19

Quote from: Baron on Tue 19/07/2016 23:13:52
Do you guys do counselling or anything like that?

We had a counselor, but he was the one who saw Ponch drop the soap. So I don't think you want to see him.

Ryan Timothy B · Thu 21/07/2016 21:11:25

Quote from: Baron on Tue 19/07/2016 23:13:52
[..] things got a little hairy when Ponch dropped the soap.

Jeez Ponch, you really should consider manscaping the crack just a bit. Not good. It does muffle the farts a bit though, so that's a benefit.

Ponch · Fri 22/07/2016 01:25:33

Manscaping is for non-manly men.

Mouth for war · Fri 22/07/2016 10:55:06

My sentence was longer than 12 hours. Whyyyyy?!?! I didn't shank that guy in the shower.. I kind of swear and junk. I also was innocent of everything else

Snarky · Fri 22/07/2016 16:43:01

Quote from: Mouth for war on Fri 22/07/2016 10:55:06
My sentence was longer than 12 hours. Whyyyyy?!?!

Because a day consists of 24 hours?

Baron · Sat 23/07/2016 02:35:48

Whaaat?!? No wonder I don't have any free time any more.

Mouth for war · Sat 23/07/2016 08:16:26

Sorry I meant 24 but it was longer than 24...probably 26-28 or something like that. Yeah that's right i checked several times. 12 34 was supposed to be my release but noooo

i figured it got extended for some stuff...which i believe no evidence was ever found

gameboy · Sat 23/07/2016 22:56:35

I came back a man.

Frodo · Sun 24/07/2016 10:09:45

*rocks back & forth on the floor, wimpering softly*

The Ring betrayed me! The Ring... LIED!

Oh, the horror I have seen, in that rat-infested torture chamber, Snarky calls jail.
I have seen things I can never un-see.

Baron · Tue 26/07/2016 01:53:43

Rejoice, friends!

The despot has fallen into his own cage! No more bannings, no more tyranny! We're free! FREE!!!1!

Danvzare · Tue 26/07/2016 09:57:07

Quote from: Baron on Tue 26/07/2016 01:53:43
Rejoice, friends!

The despot has fallen into his own cage! No more bannings, no more tyranny! We're free! FREE!!!1!

Shhh, be quiet! Otherwise he might hear you when he eventually escapes.

CaptainD · Tue 26/07/2016 13:56:22

Snarky has caught himself in his own trap, not realising that only he ON THE OUTSIDE is able to release people. So with him on the INSIDE... we won't be seeing him again. Trapped in a device of his own making... twisted justice in that.

Learn your lessons, people. POWER CORRUPTS and POWER TO BAN results in PERMANENT BANISHMENT.

Baron · Tue 26/07/2016 14:32:42

Wait, what's this? The ban thread has returned! A sinister bank of clouds rolls in across the sunny sky. Bird song ceases! Street dancing trails off awkwardly! Cue evil music! The tyrant has returned!