The lie thread

[Sane Co.]

Armageddon actually doesn't like apples and nuts but likes "Apple and nut" flavored pop tart kittens.
@Ponch Ha, my ride is so much better than yours.

[Armageddon]

Stop talking about my apples, nuts, and my Stanley Kubrick avatar!

[Babar]

Considering that everybody knows everybody else on these forums personally, they never have to resort or restrict themselves to lies about the previous persons avatar, name and personal text.

Armageddon is training an army of transdimensional rainbow nyancats to take over the land of Oz for the Wicked Witch.

[ThreeOhFour]

Babar is superior to Nyan cat.

[Bulbapuck]

PONYHEAD's idea of taking a cute thing and putting his face on it to use as an avatar is totally original. Never done before.

[Sane Co.]

Bulbapuck is actually a Pa Cub Bulk. Which means that he is the fat of a bear cub who got someone pregnant.

[Ponch]

Sane Co. has Ponyhead in the trunk of his car, which is why he disappeared from the forums.

[Snake]

Ponch is ignorant to the fact that if he is a "cow", then he is therefore... a woman.

[Haggis]

Snake is ignorant to the fact that he is a 'snake' and therefore even his lies cannot be trusted to be lies. 

[Ponch]

Haggis is delicious. But no one outside of Scotland will give him a chance. 

(And Snake is jealous of my milkshakin' skills.)

[Tabata]

Don't take Ponch serious!
       . . .      He is just in intoxication of velocity . . .!!!       "mooooohhhhh  ...!"

[Ponch]

Tabby is just jealous because she knows I'm going to win the race!

                        
With each lap, I pull just a little bit more ahead of them.

This day shall belong to me!

[Tabata]

This day shall belong to me!

... but all the other days will be mine ...

Seems to me, that Ponch forgot about Turbo-Tabby!

        . . . “Yeeeehaaaa!”           
Hä, hä, hä

[Dualnames]

Tabata is actually the nicest person ever.

Yeah, I can't come up with anything insulting for Tabata, she's lovely ^__^.

[Ponch]

Dualnames does not like lesbians. Not at all. 

[Tabata]

Just to let you all know about the new merchandising, Ponch is already secretly selling:


The pic shows the top of a ballpen (and it is lightened, when you are writing with it) 

... and I was the first, who got one!

[Ghost]

I am NOT entering this race. Especially NOT if Ponch creates a Ghost racer. I would also not be flattered by that.

[Sane Co.]

Believe it or not I am not telling the truth about ghost.

[Ponch]

Of course you're not telling the truth about Ghost, Sane Co. But that's only because he's blackmailing you for money. If you don't pay up, he'll tell everyone what you did to poor Ponyhead. (Rumor is you poisoned his oats and threw him off a bridge for the crocodiles to eat).

But at least Ghost was able to by a nice car with all that blood money.

[Tabata]

Don't worry Ponch,
I'm going to tell anyone about our sweet little family outing last night.   

   
Ooops,
this should have become a PM   

Sooooo sorry, Ponchy!