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==Lionel Richie==

It is well known that Obi loves Lionel Richie more than any other person on the face of the Earth has ever loved any other person ever. It is because of this that it came into question regarding Obi's true identity. Today there is wide public debate over whether Obi is in fact Lionel Richie himself. The two factions (known as the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ob-La-Di,_Ob-La-Da#The_Beatles_version Obi-La-Di] and the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ob-La-Di,_Ob-La-Da#Marmalade_version Obi-La-Da]) have ferociously defended their positions against each other, neither willing to relent until the whole world has converted to their position of believing. We tried to ask Obi himself but he was unavailable for questioning. Thus the mystery remains. Is Obi really Lionel Richie? For now, only Obi, Lionel Richie, and CJ know. Except not really CJ.