New story of fun!

NTL. · Wed 22/01/2003 03:12:16

Here are the rules:
This is a new chain story. Either be serious about it, or don't write in this thread. I will report anything of nonsense to a mod. This is still for fun so don't take it too seriously.
each person writes only two sentences with the end of the sentence stating, "Meanwhile..."
This is a good way for it and the next person who posts starts the story. The only thing is, you have to use the name, "Jerry" in each post to the story.
It has to be nicely done. Example: Jerry went to the store. Not, "I went to sleep. Jerry."
So have fun. Lets see what we can do with this...

Femme Stab Mode >:D · Wed 22/01/2003 03:49:45

Jerry was just going on his bank robbing spree and got himself loaded with cash and gold. To prevent cops from ever recognising him he got himself some plastic surgery telling the surgeon he was Michael Jackson, Meanwhile...

NTL. · Wed 22/01/2003 04:32:14

Ted, "am man of honour in the police department," was drinking a coke at a soda fountain, when he saw Jerry walk by with a shot gun. Ted couldn't help to arrest him so he did. Meanwhile...

Femme Stab Mode >:D · Wed 22/01/2003 05:16:46

Tod gets killed back at the police station for arresting Jerry because no one can recognise Jerry after his surgery. Jerry goes free and has another round of bank robing and plastic surgery. Meanwhile....

Simple · Wed 22/01/2003 19:33:23

animals are a lot like people only sometimes they poo on the carpet. People are also animals, and this includes Jerry. Meanwhile...

NTL. · Thu 23/01/2003 00:02:32

jerry, "Looking like an animal, turns to his pe dog, and says, "Wuff Wuff!" His dog looked at him like he was foolish, and walked away. Meanwhile...

Squinky · Thu 23/01/2003 00:06:35

The dog, known to his friends as "vertigo", then logged on to internet porn. Jerry was disgusted, yet amused at this wacky turn of events. Meanwhile....

gemen · Thu 23/01/2003 03:03:27

Far away, a mad scientist, who goes by the name of Borkenstein Krakken, is hatching a diabolical scheme. This plan involves Jerry, a dog, and 14 kitchen knives. There is no telling what is in store for poor Jerry this week, but we can bet it isn't god. Meanwhile,.....

Trapezoid · Thu 23/01/2003 03:27:48

Trapezoid was/is confused by the switching from past tense to present tense and back, and also by everything else. He also wondered/wonders why this Jerry fellow was/is so popular around town. Trapezoid then suffered/suffers a fatal heart attack and collapsed/collapses. Meanwhile...

Quickstrike · Thu 23/01/2003 03:29:57

Jerry is bumped into by a overweight prostitute and looses four toes. Meanwhile...

MillsJROSS · Thu 23/01/2003 05:35:11

A clown had, with a horrible act, got booed off the stage. Apparent'y he wasn't Jerry funny. Meanwhile...

DMonkey · Thu 23/01/2003 05:44:11

A man was stuck in a line at McDonald's because the old lady in front of him was paying for her order with pennies. He should've just bought some Ben and Jerry ice cream. Meanwhile...

Femme Stab Mode >:D · Thu 23/01/2003 10:03:16

The 14 kitchen knives from the evil plot go on strike and kill the scientist. Jerry switches from bank robbing to stealing cars and runs over george Bush and John Howard while the police chase him. Meanwhile...

Simple · Tue 28/01/2003 02:34:12

Jerry Jerry was in a hurry. Jerry liked berry very much, Jerry did, Jerry Jerry did Jerry Jerry berry hurry bury pully Jerry poopie commie jerk meanwhile...

Quickstrike · Tue 28/01/2003 02:38:47

Phil Reed messed up the Jerry thread. Meanwhile...

NTL. · Tue 28/01/2003 02:39:56

Jerry gets angry as Guybrush Threepwood is talking to Pegnose Pete in front of him. Jerry takes his handy dandy... Knife blade! Meanwhile...

Matt Brown · Tue 28/01/2003 02:46:07

* Mr.Panda gets confused

meanwhile...

Quickstrike · Tue 28/01/2003 03:00:25

Mr. Panda dosen't fowllow the rules of the thread.

*Jerry attacks with a flamethrower

Meanwhile...

Femme Stab Mode >:D · Tue 28/01/2003 09:23:46

Sasha gets confused at the weird turn of events. Jerry loads his spaceship with tons and tons of tomatoes and creates life on Mars. meanwhile

Simple · Tue 28/01/2003 19:38:22

Mars explodes and Jerry Cherry (for the surname of Jerry is indeed Cherry) is propelled very, very far into the deepest of space where he still doesn't die because Jerry Merry Cherry (for the middle name of Jerry Cherry is indeed Merry hence the situation of Merry snugly in between the surname of Cherry and the affectionate shortening of his christian birthname Jerry) is indestructable.

While floating in netherness Jerry composes a sonnet that begins with the word "meanwhile"...