The funniest things said in adventure games.

[Haddas]

What's the funniest thing said in an adventure game? I know one of my favourite is Japnca.
"First I littrealy give my brother the shits by slipping him an industrial strength laxative and then I drop a dead spider on my sister. Everyone should have a brother like me." Made me laugh...  
...But I guess I'm just easily amused

[Trapezoid]

I always loved the simple punchline to the soup-rat scene in MI2.
Bartender: "Here's your soup."
After hearing him going on in the next room about how disgusting the soup is... and then he just walks back and gives it to you. Hilarious.

[Privateer Puddin']

"I'm selling these fine leather jackets"

[Nellie]

Moue: Freeze, Monseiur!
George: I'm innocent!  I'm an American!
Moue: Can't make up your mind, huh?

from Broken Sword 1.

[PeaceMan]

The part of Simon the Sorcerer 2 when you make the beach comber fall down a hole and you kick his trolley down after him.

[Eggie]

"Somehow, I always knew there'd be mushrooms in Hell!"

Or somthing like that...I wish I hadn't lost my copy of MI-1/2... :'(

[WanderLady]

In Monkey Island II, when Guybrush asks Wally about Big Whoop:

Wally replies:  "What do YOU know about it?"

Guybrush:   "I know I'm looking for it, and that's about it"

Choosing that option gives a smile.

[Red_Armadillo]

In Monkey Island where Fester Shinetop always messes up Guybrush's name.

[Hobbes]

"Never pay more than 20 dollars for a computer game."

Back then, it made me laugh.

Now, it makes me laugh because of This Little Thing Called Irony.

[Red_Armadillo]

Yeah, I know...

I went to get FS2004, $50, can you believe it? It used to be $10 for a top notch game now we're screwed.

[TheDude]

It used to be $10 for a top notch game

It used to be £2.99 from John Menzies actually!

[Vel]

"You pick up the ladder and cerfully place it in your
pocket.

Ouch!"

Space Quest 3

[Red_Armadillo]

Damn Europeans!

It's always cheaper over there!!!! Screw America, I'm going to Britain!

[Matt Brown]

robin hood: Horse, can you speak?
Horse: Nay
Robin hood: I thought not

this was funny when I was little, but whever I play that game, I still laugh

[Trapezoid]

Also, don't forget just about EVERY LINE OF DIALOGUE in Sam and Max.

[Matt Brown]

my fav. line in sam and max...


where can we put this bomb so it wont hurt anybody we love or care about?

out the window max. out the window. its nobody but stangers out there

[Nellie]

Ooh, ooh, ooh...

SAM: We'd better get out of here, pronto.
MAX: Okay, Sam.  Mind if I drive?
SAM: Not if you don't mind me clawing at the dash and shrieking like a cheerleader.
MAX: Sam...  is 'pronto' a real word?

A great joke enveloped in another great joke.

[Barcik]

From Butcher's ("COME BACK!") Inferno. "Inferno, son of a bitch." You have to see it to appreciate it.

Also, I liked "Getting ahead in navigation" from MI a lot.

[m0ds]

I can't recall lines, but the only game I've laughed out loud playing was Teen Agent. It had some funny lines too.

m0ds

[plasticman]

to me, the funniest dialogs have always been those of hoagie. his discussion with cousin ted is pure gold.