Insult competition, Babar versus Stupot! Vote now!

[Andail]

Check this thread for info:
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=49139.0

BABAR VS STUPOT

Let the insulting begin.
Babar is first out to deliver his post-o-insultiveness!!

[Babar]

Oh...errr.....emmmmmm

Stupot? MORE LIKE EWWWWW POT!

[Stupot]

Well at least I don't have tooth rot*
Anyway, Babar? More like GAY-bar!



^{(Rhymes AND is a Monkey Island reference. Bam!)}

[Babar]

Hey, at least I exercise enough to keep control of my flubber!

So, how's life at the insane asylum?


(Just got in in the nick of time, although I've no idea if you're even fat )

[Stupot]

Great, thanks. But you're a stain, a pie crumb.
Your pants have more skid marks than Silverstone.

[Babar]

I don't know this "Silverstone". Did she get a look at your face as well?
You should offer your services to constipated people!

(I'm giving up the rhyming, and combining my lining )

[Stupot]

Well, at least I'd be able to work something out by myself.

Have you finished reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar yet?  My 3-year-old niece wants it back.

( Silverstone is a motor racing circuit )

[Babar]

It really is sad how you're passing on your obsession for overeating to the rest of your family.

Still, better joining you than inside you!

(Still have no idea if you're even fat )

[Stupot]

Join me you will not. I can't abide you.

You even got rejected by the cheapest hooker in town.

(hehe, well, I fluctuate weight-wise.  But I am definitely outside the upper edge of my recommended BMI)

[Babar]

So you keep a record of the hookers in town?
So are you in the business, or just a really poor guy?


(was a little late, dunno if this counts)

[Adeel]

Among all the other insult threads, I'm highly enjoying this one! Nice work Babar and Stupot+.

[Stupot]

Keep your nose out of my business. And talking of your nose, was it bitten by a horse fly?

The only thing you can draw is the curtains*

(i can't see that you were late, as I'm on my mobile. Let's just keep going anyway. It's fun insulting you :-P )

*I am aware of the hypocracy of this allegation

Also, cheers Adeel. It's fun being mean.

[Babar]

I feel bad for insulting you, because the only thing YOU've ever drawn are bad cards.
Still, with that face, you probably deserve it!

(I'm really late this time, I don't disagree if I'm disqualified...even 24 hours seems to be giving me issues)