A new engine is out!!

[jannar85]

It's as good as AGS, but has these nice features which CJ won't bother to add. Check out the homepage, and those nifty games. Download the new engine today! I have already made the switch, and I hope you do too!

Here it is, btw...
The waaay better game engine

C'mon! Check it!

[AJA]

Lol... That's great...

[Scummbuddy]

Haha, for a second there, I thought you really were putting down Chris's engine...

Now I get to pull a prank on my girlfriends site....  

[Archangel (aka SoupDragon)]

Lol the site changes every time you refresh it

[Eggie]

*adds a new site to his "favourites list"

[m0ds]

Larry "Dirk Diggler" Asslicks II

Great!


m0ds

[GWNox]

lol

(ie. what squirts when the player clicks on various things)
See motherfucks made with AGS
It is not designed to make cocksucks, straight RPG's, or any other type of game
Multiple player cocksucks, such as in Maniac "The-Champ" Mansion and Day of the thrusting Tentacle, are possible too.

[Scummbuddy]

... and Day of the thrusting Tentacle, are possible too.

They made that into a game?!?   It was a good movie, but wow, im surprised.

<Runs off to his local game shop ready to buy 2 copies>

[edmundito]

LOL:
"NOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more advanced parts of a game, such as cutscenes, you will need to be gangbanged to learn the fisting sucking language."

And check out this rip in the space-time continuum.

Edit. heh, after going through my link 5 times (by clicking on the link, and then click on the link on my pornolized link... get it?) I get this extremely modified:
"NOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more screwed bangs of a fisting fomping spanking game, such as balls, you will need to be jerked to learn the unclefucking farting wad spanking language."

[Archangel (aka SoupDragon)]

Rofl, I don't remember saying this: "Lol the site fucks every time you refresh it "

[Mikko]

"The screwing game interface is fully customizable, although the classic Sierra and Lucasarts interfaces are motherfucked by default."
"Download "Fuck me for a Buck" Now!"
"Point-and-click fucking..."
"Have up to 150 sucks deep throating your world..."
"Pleurghburg: Dark Bangs"

Some of the best I got. Simply hilarious...

[Evil]

Someparts didnt change...

"NOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more advanced parts of a game, such as wanks, you will need to be cocksucked to learn the deep throating titty fucking language."

[Bob The Hun]

Hehe..

"Have up to 150 characters roaming your world - they each have their own inventory and can be smoothly cocksucked and lit in different areas. 4 and 8-directional walking wad pulls are wad pulled."
"All the standard fingerfucks you would expect"
"So, how much does it cost? Screwing. "
"You need no fingering experience to make a thrusting game using AGS - setting most game dripps is just a unclefucking matter of point-and-click!"

[Helm]

Permanent "Up the Arse" Daylight

That sounds painful.

NOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more dripped fomps of a game, such as gamahuches, you will need to be prepared to learn the fucking scripting language.

You tell them!

[Adamski]

you will need to be prepared to learn the fucking scripting language.

Ooh, can that be turned into a permanent change on the website?

[Barcik]

That's so great! You just gotta read the forums that way!

[Bob The Hun]

Ooh! The whole site is redone!
"Larry "Hard-on" Screws II: Dead "Cock Sucker" Fucks are Easy (by Phil "Son of a whore" Reed)"

[Barcik]

Bob, you are "Bob the Jerking Hun" in the pornified version of the forums!

[Bob The Hun]

I prefer "Bob the fistfucking Hun", which is what i got.

[Ghormak]

My favourite excerpts:

What is Adventure "Superdick" Game Studio?

Download "Cock Sucker" Now!

Add in a few interactions (ie. what happens when the player screws on various things) and you're done.

You might also want to check out the fomping AGS Documentation page to get fingerfucked

And finally some good news:

You need no felching experience to make a game using AGS