A presidental Story:

The Almighty Metroid · Sat 11/10/2008 22:36:35

ok you get to make a thread about WHATEVER as long as it sticks to the topic of:
One day the president got bored and he...

I will end this tread with a big:
...and thats what the president got bored!

NOTHING inappropiate please?

BOYD1981 · Sat 11/10/2008 22:44:45

One day the president got bored and he... decided to start a stupid thread in gengen.

Matti · Sun 12/10/2008 00:02:05

... soon the people were devided in stupid-thread-lovers and those fundamentalists, who draw a straight line between stupid and silly. As usual it all ended up in a new civil war...

DanielH · Sun 12/10/2008 00:50:59

... trolling and flaming took over, devastating any threads the civil war touched...

Lionmonkey · Sun 12/10/2008 01:02:28

...and the worst thing was that both sides were so busy with eliminating each other, that they had no time left to spend in making games...

TwinMoon · Sun 12/10/2008 11:55:03

...but from this rubble emerged a saviour: Captain Jones! and she...

monkey0506 · Sun 12/10/2008 11:58:58

...exclaimed, "My word, it's the damned Internet"...

Eggie · Sun 12/10/2008 12:00:59

She then took up the mighty Blue Cup, the liquid from which grants SUPER MOD POWERS, and with the grace of a thousand angel cheerleaders in a human pyramid, brought about a mighty flood. After the devastation was suitably devastating...

TwinMoon · Sun 12/10/2008 12:40:58

...annoyed, since people were paying more attention to the whole flood and civil war thing...

DanielH · Sun 12/10/2008 12:55:02

...but the few who were listening were strict protestants living in the bible belt, who soon formed a lynch mob...

Eggie · Sun 12/10/2008 13:28:20

A David Lynch mob, to be exact, the rituals of which involve saying everything backwards and doing three hours of ritual radiator-staring every morning. David Lynch mobs are not very dangerous.

DanielH · Sun 12/10/2008 14:08:32

...Now knowing their weakness, the rabble of angry christians settled down to their porches with a glasss of lemonade. Meanwhile, on the internet...

Matti · Sun 12/10/2008 15:24:13

... the stupid threads enjoyed the greatest popularity ever, which caused...

Lionmonkey · Sun 12/10/2008 15:26:22

...people to start making documentaries about the Trolls V.S. Fundamentalists war, still not spending a minute in making games...

Ryan Timothy B · Sun 12/10/2008 15:31:21

...Games that would change the life of adventure gaming--but that damn president ruined it...

TwinMoon · Sun 12/10/2008 15:33:57

... by shouting: "Respect my gayness!" and banning every documentary that wasn't about him being gay...

InCreator · Sun 12/10/2008 15:52:48

...so the Great Observers from another galaxy decided that this little experiment has gone too far and prepared to step in...

Paper Carnival · Sun 12/10/2008 16:10:22

...in the guise of a forum member known as the notorious Paper Carnival, who...

Obi · Sun 12/10/2008 16:23:03

put the president into the hospital as he was dying. The president started to speak on his death bed "Do not Grieve...soon I shall be one with the matrix." He turned his head to his friend and said "Ultra Magnus it is to you old friend, I shall pass the matrix of leadership as it was passed to me." His friend replied "But President, I'm... I'm just a soldier... I'm not worthy." The president looked up at his friend and grasped on to his friend's hand for dear life and said "Nor was I, but one day a president will rise from our ranks and use the power of the matrix to light our darkest hour." The president very weak by this time started to open his chest, a most beautiful shiny object was inside glowing with amazingness. He started to take it out and began to speak once more. "Until that day, till all are one..." as he spoke he dropped the magnificent item towards the ground in weakness, his friend was able to pick it up and put it inside his chest. Not soon after this the beepy life support thing went out and the light slowly faded out of the president's eyes as he slowly turned to grey.

The End

DanielH · Sun 12/10/2008 16:36:45

...Yes, the end, said paper carnival, not expecting the war to last any longer, but that was not the case. The trolls prepared for a second attack, despite the great homosexual's death. Meanwhile, Paper Carnival realised 'the matrix' ploy was a practical joke- the president would never leave the control of the country to a straight man! No, another homosexual must follow in his tread. The beautiful shiny object would lead Paper Carnival to the true leader.. but where to start?