Are YOU breaking the law?

LordHart · Wed 14/01/2004 20:28:34

Just found this link at apechild.com, and I'm going through it now. Man, there are some very wierd sex laws around the place.

Heres one...

No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of quiet little Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman is charged with a "sexual misdemeanor," and her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The male isn't charged with anything, nor is his name revealed.

http://zigmunto.w.interia.pl/laws.htm

Eggie · Wed 14/01/2004 21:17:05

How many 'dumb laws' topics do we have now?

Did you know that in some places it is illegal to give alcoholic bevarages to a moose.

shbaz · Wed 14/01/2004 22:50:27

You picked THAT to quote when there was THIS little gem?!?

It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

LordHart · Wed 14/01/2004 23:20:40

Yeah, I only quickly went through it when I posted... but THAT one is god!

m0ds · Wed 14/01/2004 23:32:06

I remember that penis costume law being mentioned in #ags chat room a while back. I remember then we all saw who could find the first penis costume on google. lol

Las Naranjas · Wed 14/01/2004 23:38:16

In Singapore oral sex is illegal.

That sucks.

oh...perhaps not

LordHart · Wed 14/01/2004 23:48:45

What EXACTLY is a penis costume? $:-\$

Raggit · Wed 14/01/2004 23:58:05

These laws are so wild and rediculous I can't even believe anybody could make them up.

Trapezoid · Thu 15/01/2004 06:08:22

A full costume shaped like a penis... or a costume FOR your penis?

Gilbert · Thu 15/01/2004 06:17:23

Quote from: Trapezoid on Thu 15/01/2004 06:08:22
A full costume shaped like a penis... or a costume FOR your penis?

Shhh... Don't let the authority knows about the flaws in their Laws, just leave them in, which would become fun arguments for professional lawyers on court if someone is ever accused of breaking these f00lish laws.

The Knight · Fri 16/01/2004 01:50:19

What Bill Clinton forgot to read:
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

:o

remixor · Fri 16/01/2004 02:58:05

I saw a man in an 8-foot penis costume when at Halloween in the Castro in San Francisco.

earlwood · Sat 17/01/2004 03:43:33

They probably made those laws for a damn good reason! Maybe some one accually showed up in a penis costume, and they were all like, "Com'n we are supposed to be doing something...important!"

Domino · Sat 17/01/2004 03:48:21

Well, i want to see some girl wearing a large Vagina costume. Then i'm jumping in head first. (head, as being head on top of neck with eyes and mouth and such)

LordHart · Sat 17/01/2004 03:52:48

Penis costumes... Vagina costumes... next it'll be Ass costumes.

Trapezoid · Sat 17/01/2004 04:00:42

You guys keep brainstorming... This is gonna be the best Mardi Gras ever.

Oliver · Sat 17/01/2004 11:08:26

hmm...ass costume eh?

sounds....err...sounds funny

Wander how would a ass costume look like

Pumaman · Sat 17/01/2004 12:12:38

I'm pretty sure it's still illegal to be drunk in a pub here, and it's also illegal for a restaurant to sell food to an on duty police officer.

shbaz · Sat 17/01/2004 23:56:24

Many resturaunts here give free food to servicemen. Maybe we have the same law?

Robert Eric · Sun 18/01/2004 01:29:23

It's illegal here for good looking women to go out in public nude. Go figure.

Are YOU breaking the law?

m0ds