Foiled!

Meowster · Thu 13/05/2004 14:19:07

Goddamnit! When I was routinely sending out viruses to people the other day, I accidently sent one to my OTHER mail address!

"Unusual," said I, opening the email, "I must be trying to remind myself of something."

"READ!!! FUNNY!!! use pasword to on zip11!" The e-mail read. Below were two attachments.

"Odd! I never recall sending myself an attachment!" I said.

I scanned the attachment. It was a virus!

"Man. I must really hate myself!" I said.

There is a three hour period yesterday where I cannot recall any of my actions. I sent myself a virus; if I sent one to you too, don't open it! I must have been drugged up because I usually don't spell like a friendly wealthy nigerian heir.

Even if I try to tell you it's funny!

Ishmael · Thu 13/05/2004 14:27:00

Hmmmm... I see a pattern.... No, wait that doesn't belong to this... you've been on drugs you think..? did you take any actually..?

hmmmm... I have a creepy feeling that I have forgotten something really important...

SSH · Thu 13/05/2004 14:35:23

Me too... and my bum is really sore. Must have been the intergalactic anal survey again...

Meowster · Thu 13/05/2004 14:45:03

I would just like to bring to everybodies attention that it's my birthday, and the AGers care more than you bastards, except Sponge. And they got me a cake, a knife, and Raz. And I am quoted in THREE SIGNATURES.

Ishmael · Thu 13/05/2004 15:05:55

Quote from: Cale on Thu 13/05/2004 14:45:03And I am quoted in THREE SIGNATURES.

Here or there..?

Anyway, I must appoligize, for whatever I have done... I don't know, yet.

Quote from: TK on Thu 13/05/2004 14:27:00hmmmm... I have a creepy feeling that I have forgotten something really important...

Got it? I was getting you something, not a cake, I'm not a good baker, not a knife, I'm not into small shart objects, and so on... but something.

You just don't seem to be directly reachable anyways...

veryweirdguy · Thu 13/05/2004 15:07:52

How were we to know it was your birthday anyway? It isn't in your profile, & you've never told me, at least.

Um.......that sounded mean...........

Let me try again *ahem*:

Happy birthday Yuf! Here, have this virtual cake of..................virtualness...........

LGM · Thu 13/05/2004 15:08:01

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUSALKA! WE WUB j000!!
GIMME KISS!!!

Phemar · Thu 13/05/2004 15:12:25

With that in your avatar, LGM, I doubt you'll get anything more than a "Thank you."

But now Yuf will go and hug you, just so she/he?? will be able to contradict some-one, and get quoted in a few more sig's.

DragonRose · Thu 13/05/2004 15:17:11

In honour of your birthday, I shall give you a brand new car!

Please note: May not be a real car. May in fact be a picture of a car.Ã,Â Dragonrose LLC makes no guarantees as to drivability of photograph. But it is a very pretty picture.

Meowster · Thu 13/05/2004 15:26:15

You guys REMEMBERED!!! After some reminding.

I love you guys!!!

More Attention! Quick!

LGM · Thu 13/05/2004 15:29:27

Happy birfday

veryweirdguy · Thu 13/05/2004 15:36:00

Quote from: Cale on Thu 13/05/2004 14:45:03
And they got me a cake, a knife, and Raz.

They got you a knife? Well, we get you a katana:

Ishmael · Thu 13/05/2004 15:55:50

I have something I remotely rememberd you wanting...

I dislike the blurrynes of the image... now where did I leave the wrapper paper....

Darth Mandarb · Thu 13/05/2004 15:59:05

Happy Birthday Ms. Clarke ...

Enjoy.

Meowster · Thu 13/05/2004 16:04:19

More.

veryweirdguy · Thu 13/05/2004 16:05:36

Like this perhaps?

Haddas · Thu 13/05/2004 16:32:34

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Haddas/Drawings/smile2.gif

SMILE!

And here's a present for you...

... A VERY OWN FLAG! WITH A FLOWER ON IT!

Pet Terry · Thu 13/05/2004 16:58:37

Happy birthday!!!

Here, have a cake, and some flowers on it...

Andail · Thu 13/05/2004 19:45:12

Here's my gift, a free ticket to:

Meowster · Thu 13/05/2004 20:06:16

What's a west coast detox?