Personal questions :)

Pesty · Sun 12/02/2006 23:22:46

Dear Deidre,

Someone started a thread about swinging in a forum I frequent. It started off fine until a religious fellow realized what it was about and flipped out. Once that was over with, everyone on the forums started posting creepy posts in it. So my question is this: I keep dying at the beginning of Space Quest 1! How do I avoid the guards?!

Sincerely,
Constantly Slaughtered by Sariens

Squinky · Sun 12/02/2006 23:23:05

It has Eternal Complications!11!!

ManicMatt · Sun 12/02/2006 23:30:39

Helm: No blood thankfully! Although I have a scar on my hand! I started biting back recently. She doesn't fight back at all! Goodness knows what her boyfriend thinks all the marks are from. Or if he cares. Or if he gets bitten too.

Squinky: Aw shit I don't want to live forever! Gosh that's a young Jim Carrey! and.. I just noticed your current avatar motto! You guys really love that line don't you!

Felicitations my dear colleague!

Squinky · Sun 12/02/2006 23:33:29

Quote from: ManicMatt on Sun 12/02/2006 23:30:39
Felicitations my dear colleague!

Is that some sick reference to Fellatio? Man, you are taking this forum down a dirty road....

ManicMatt · Sun 12/02/2006 23:35:04

Who?

Second thoughts.. perhaps I don't want to know...

EDIT: Does a google search.. oh I see! Who indeed hahaha!!

Squinky · Sun 12/02/2006 23:36:56

I joke! I joke!

Helm · Sun 12/02/2006 23:38:14

You can't get scarred without blood spilling unless we're talking chemical burns or something. I suggest you stay the hell away from that woman. You are not god's unwanted children, don't you believe her.

Squinky · Sun 12/02/2006 23:40:42

Quote from: ManicMatt on Sun 12/02/2006 23:35:04
Who?

Second thoughts.. perhaps I don't want to know...

EDIT: Does a google search.. oh I see! Who indeed hahaha!!

You thought Fellatio was a person? You have just made my day, Thank you.

Ashen · Sun 12/02/2006 23:41:50

QuoteIs that some sick reference to Fellatio?

It would've apt, as we all know there's only one retort (caution! sweary site alert!*) to "Good day to you!"

*Not that I care, but apparently you have to be careful about these things.
Thinking about it 'sweary' doesn't really cover why some people would have a problem with Ghastly. If you've never read Ghastly's Ghastly Comic before, don't start because of me. Or do, but don't blame me if you get all offended by it.

ManicMatt · Sun 12/02/2006 23:48:37

Helm: But she's sooo hot!

Squinky: Your welcome.

Ashen: *reads the comic* Huh? ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I don't believe it!

The Inquisitive Stranger · Mon 13/02/2006 00:38:18

Quote from: Helm on Sun 12/02/2006 22:43:36
whoa wow instead of existentialist retort or post-modern deconstruction might I suggest a more compatible boyfriend?

A boyfriend period would be nice.

Quote from: Pesty on Sun 12/02/2006 23:22:46
Dear Deidre,

Someone started a thread about swinging in a forum I frequent. It started off fine until a religious fellow realized what it was about and flipped out. Once that was over with, everyone on the forums started posting creepy posts in it. So my question is this: I keep dying at the beginning of Space Quest 1! How do I avoid the guards?!

Sincerely,
Constantly Slaughtered by Sariens

Dear Constantly,

Play a LucasArts game instead. That'll help you lessen your chances of dying.

Love,
D-diddy

Helm · Mon 13/02/2006 00:45:45

How is that different from a regular period?

ok, seriously, sorry for that. Let me try again

How is that diffMENSTRUAL BLOOD AND SEMEN

The Inquisitive Stranger · Mon 13/02/2006 05:45:41

It's when the boyfriend bleeds every month instead of me.

SSH · Mon 13/02/2006 08:06:47

Best. Thread. Ever.

Kinoko · Mon 13/02/2006 08:09:47

Helm: I had to read her response several times before I -didn't- read it that way myself. I was like, "Boyfriend period...? What the? o_o"

Las Naranjas · Mon 13/02/2006 10:19:46

I'd like to steer this thread towards more tasteful areas, hence a tasteful and tasty picture.

Kinoko · Mon 13/02/2006 10:31:21

The only way that could be dirtier is if that strawberry was a cherry.

Las Naranjas · Mon 13/02/2006 11:49:31

Mon dieu, such a gauche mixture of strawberry and cherry would appeal to none but the tasteless and Englishmen.

SSH · Mon 13/02/2006 12:31:41

Tautology

Helm · Mon 13/02/2006 14:13:13

If we had thread backups, this would be right up there. Andail would fight it, but we would tickle him until he gave in.