Personal questions :)

Afflict · Mon 13/02/2006 16:28:41

Quote from: Pumaman on Sat 28/01/2006 16:29:25
You can always try ... I find totally original lines like "do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?" work best

However in reality if you start talking to a totally random girl on the street then you're likely to get either CS-sprayed or a large bill at the end of the night, depending on what street it was.

I really guess it depends on the line you use

Quote from: The Inquisitive Stranger on Mon 13/02/2006 00:38:18

Quote from: Pesty on Sun 12/02/2006 23:22:46
Dear Deidre,
...
So my question is this: I keep dying at the beginning of Space Quest 1! How do I avoid the guards?!

Sincerely,
Constantly Slaughtered by Sariens

Dear Constantly,

Play a LucasArts game instead. That'll help you lessen your chances of dying.

Love,
D-diddy

Dear Deidre,

Thank you for your great advice, I have switched over from space quest to star wars the problem is my pc seems to be crashing now... I can see how this lessens my chances of dying.

Regards
486

Alynn · Mon 13/02/2006 18:46:44

HAHAHHAHA, Why the hell is this still going???

By god, I think I created a Frakenthread....

And I'm so entertained by that.... VOTE ME AS BEST THREAD STARTER EVAH!!!!

Seriously...

Oh, and suddenly I've found they unblocked this site from work... although I still fly in 16 days...

Andail · Tue 14/02/2006 12:06:32

Quote from: Helm on Mon 13/02/2006 00:45:45
How is that diffMENSTRUAL BLOOD AND SEMEN

Allright, who forgot to give the greek his Tourette's pills?

Btw, I didn't get the part about me fighting back-up threads. Or the part about tickling me. Although the tickling part sounded a bit intruiging.

Helm · Tue 14/02/2006 14:31:16

nah I'm just saying theoretically that if there were a thread backups section in this forum, this would really not be the thread you'd choose to put there. And via tickling we'd get you to go along with it. We can tickle you anyway if you like.

Pet Terry · Thu 16/02/2006 13:18:13

Quote from: ManicMatt on Sun 12/02/2006 23:30:39
Squinky: Aw shit I don't want to live forever! Gosh that's a young Jim Carrey! and.. I just noticed your current avatar motto! You guys really love that line don't you!

I was playing Pirate Fry 3 (by Squinky, btw.) when I noticed this.

I said good day!

Meowster · Thu 16/02/2006 15:12:48

If you and your wife want to sex up with other people, your best bet is it attend a swingers club. You'll find all sorts of people just DYING for dual penetration. I recommend that you get another lady in on the action, personally. Imagine slathering them with baby oil and sliding up and down their lithe, supple bodies. Once you get a bit more experience, try triple penetration on your wife... that is, yourself and two other men. Two at one end, and the other shooting off in her mouth.

Whoever takes the oral position should probably drink lots of pineapple juice beforehand, since it makes semen taste DELICIOUS!

Loosen yourselves up with a few glasses of wine first, and also, bring a video camera.

I hope this helps.

Helm · Thu 16/02/2006 16:15:20

Yeah, thanks.

Squinky · Thu 16/02/2006 16:48:03

Quote from: Petteri on Thu 16/02/2006 13:18:13
Quote from: ManicMatt on Sun 12/02/2006 23:30:39
Squinky: Aw shit I don't want to live forever! Gosh that's a young Jim Carrey! and.. I just noticed your current avatar motto! You guys really love that line don't you!
I was playing Pirate Fry 3 (by Squinky, btw.) when I noticed this.
I said good day!

Heh, that's pretty amusing. But I think I was using it to show how silly it is to actually say....

Kinoko · Fri 17/02/2006 04:38:26

Quote from: Yutzster on Thu 16/02/2006 15:12:48

If you and your wife want to sex up with other people, your best bet is it attend a swingers club. You'll find all sorts of people just DYING for dual penetration. I recommend that you get another lady in on the action, personally. Imagine slathering them with baby oil and sliding up and down their lithe, supple bodies. Once you get a bit more experience, try triple penetration on your wife... that is, yourself and two other men. Two at one end, and the other shooting off in her mouth.

Whoever takes the oral position should probably drink lots of pineapple juice beforehand, since it makes semen taste DELICIOUS!

Loosen yourselves up with a few glasses of wine first, and also, bring a video camera.

I hope this helps.

And you're... how old? o_o

Andail · Fri 17/02/2006 10:41:58

I always thought it was cranberry juice.
Rats!

Helm · Fri 17/02/2006 16:09:02

cranberry juice makes me vomit so that's useful if you want to make a somewhat different sort of film

Becky · Fri 17/02/2006 17:08:07

Cranberry juice is effective against UTIs though.

Squinky · Fri 17/02/2006 17:40:28

Which can be pretty common if you likey to humpy.

Nikolas · Fri 17/02/2006 17:41:55

I am under the impression that beer gives a somewhat diferent taste. Sadly have not tried myself...

Tuomas · Sat 18/02/2006 11:51:10

Heh, that's the benefit of being an ex-ice hockey goalkeeper... Being able to give blow jobs to yourself... though I don't do that very much, it's kind off odd, and my back starts hurting nowadays... But I should try that pineapple juice thing sometime

Eh, don't take me too seriously here

Pumaman · Sat 18/02/2006 12:43:30

Quote from: Yutzster on Thu 16/02/2006 15:12:48
I recommend that you get another lady in on the action, personally. Imagine slathering them with baby oil and sliding up and down their lithe, supple bodies. Once you get a bit more experience, try triple penetration on your wife... that is, yourself and two other men. Two at one end, and the other shooting off in her mouth.

Whoever takes the oral position should probably drink lots of pineapple juice beforehand, since it makes semen taste DELICIOUS!

Loosen yourselves up with a few glasses of wine first, and also, bring a video camera.

Please, take your fantasies elsewhere!

I'm sure a personal ad in the Brighton Times will help you to fulfill them.

Helm · Sat 18/02/2006 17:02:18

Quote from: Tuomas on Sat 18/02/2006 11:51:10
Heh, that's the benefit of being an ex-ice hockey goalkeeper... Being able to give blow jobs to yourself... though I don't do that very much, it's kind off odd, and my back starts hurting nowadays... But I should try that pineapple juice thing sometime Eh, don't take me too seriously here

Please, take your fantasies elsewhere!

I'm sure a personal ad in the Brighton Times will help you to fulfill them.

Pesty · Sun 19/02/2006 12:21:37

Quote from: Tuomas on Sat 18/02/2006 11:51:10
Heh, that's the benefit of being an ex-ice hockey goalkeeper... Being able to give blow jobs to yourself... though I don't do that very much, it's kind off odd, and my back starts hurting nowadays... But I should try that pineapple juice thing sometime Eh, don't take me too seriously here

What the hell, when did this thread become "spout off at the mouth about random stupid sexual things"! Were you people just waiting for a thread about sex to come along so you could crawl out of the woodwork with your weirdness?

Helm · Sun 19/02/2006 17:46:39

uh huh huh sex I fuck goats