Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

[juncmodule]

Has anyone seen it yet!!!??? It is GREAT! I was in fear of cheesy dialog ("try wearing a corset"), bad FX, and all that...but nope! It was one of the funnest movies I have seen in a VERY long time.

I'm suprised there hasn't been talk about it here yet. Don't you Monkey Island people like pirates!?

arrrrghhh,
-junc

[Trapezoid]

I really really want to see it. It looks great.


Johnny Depp makes Urkel's dick explode.

[Darth Mandarb]

I'm actually really looking forward to seeing it!  It's always been 1 of (if not my most) favorite rides at Disney World.  I was worried about Disney trying to make it into a movie but at least they rated it PG-13 ...

Did you know this was Disney's first PG-13 movie ever?

I'm glad you liked it!!

dm

[Matt Brown]

I thought that their studios made remember the titains. that was pg-13

[DGMacphee]

Disney also own Touchstone and Miramax -- and at least one of their movies has to be PG.

Trapazoid, you bastard -- that pic made me laugh so hard, tea came out my nose!

[Trapezoid]

I believe this is the first PG-13 movie released directly from Disney, instead of one of their subset companies.

DGMacphee: Haw haw.

[Bob The Hun]

You'd think that Urkel would be in alot of pain there, but he looks happy enough.

[Trapezoid]

He's used to it. Not only Johnny Depp, but skiing, lobsters, electricity, the barber shop, Latin music, video games, Nutella, motorcycles, books about birds, peaches, copper, infomercials, and the Shroud of Turin all make Urkel's dick explode.

[Meowster]

I'll die if I don't get to see it, it looks completely AWESOME but it's not out here yet. Of course any movie based on monkey island Pirates of the Caribbean HAS to be good!

[Trapezoid]

I hate my parents. They snuck, possibly even sneaked out last night to see it, without telling their precious chil'en. I want to see Johnny Depp all pirated up. I don't think any parts of my anatomy will explode, though.

[Meowster]

Ah, but explode in what sense?

[Bob The Hun]

..umm...
Anyway, I think he's referring to the flame and carnage that bestruck Urkel.

[Darth Mandarb]

Touchstone and Miramax have lots of R rated movies, but this is the first movie released under the actual name of Disney that grabbed a PG-13 rating.

Hey Junc, did it have the castle with the sparks going over it at the beginning?  Like in the front of their cartoons or Pixar movies?

dm

[DGMacphee]

Bah - it doesn't matter if Disney or one of it's other companies release the movie as PG-13 -- It's still Disney and all of it is EVIL.

So says this website:
http://www.capalert.com/sexedabcdisney/dizfactsheet.htm

And here's their Christian review of Pirates of the Caribbean (read it cause it's very unintentially funny):
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/piratesofthecaribbean.htm

I like the fact that the film has "excessive breast exposure, repeatedly" -- I'm so going to see it now just to see some curves!


Side note -- do you REALLY know what homosexuals really do? -- This website knows everything apparently:
http://www.capalert.com/sexedabcdisney/whathomosdo.htm

In fact, from the sounds of it, the CAP website knows more about homosexuality than homosexuals do.

Gay Dude reading article: Whoa! We do that? I got to try that on Steve sometime!

[Trapezoid]

I never though Capalert was so bad... It's silly and oversensitive, but rarely very hateful. Even in that homosexuality article he was sure to stress that he had no beef with the actual homosexuals, just their sexuality.
On the Religious Wacko meter, Capalert gets a 3. It goes up to 11.

[Las Naranjas]

Capalert opens all pages in new windows.

That's evil.

I've never found the "I don't hate gays, just what they do" excuse that strong, especially when countered by gays with "my sexuality is part of who I am, so myself and my sexuality are inseperable"

still, it's an effort to appear tolerant in words if not in thought or action.

[Trapezoid]

Still, it's a web page. It's all words. Capalert at least makes an effort not to sound like a raving lunatic.
Back to the topic...

[DGMacphee]

The odd things is all the listed things that gays and lesbians do could also be done by a straight couple.

[Las Naranjas]

To further give momentum to this tangent, I like the way they list "Abbreviation of Christmas without "Christ"" as an offense.

[Pesty]

One of the best movies I've seen in a very long time, and definately in my favorites list.

It made me proud to be a pirate.