Seducing a Teacher

[MrColossal]

jeez Lex, pretending to be a hitman and killing people and pretending to have a necklace of ears and all that is a comical topic but not this?

[c.leksutin]

did I mention the ear necklace thing on the boards?  and I'm only stating that "I" dont think it's comical.  Everyone else is having a good time and "I" dont think it's commical due to personal experience.  I didn't lock it or issues warnings, just stated my opinion on the mater.  and as I recall, everyone else picked out this "hitman" persona for me, I just played along.

You all know I'm a closet hippy-treehugger-washed-up-wannabe-artist anyway :p

(hugs all around)

C.

[TerranRich]

Aww, Courtland, I've always known you were a kind, sweet man.

Anyway, I at least understand your position here. And you're right, no teacher in the U.S. would ever dare to lose his or her job over statutory rape. I would suggest, Yufster, that IF you find you're having feelinigs for this teacher, try to deal with them and don't do anything unwise.

[MrColossal]

Um, except for those teachers that did lose their jobs over statutory rape?

[Robert Eric]

Why is it called statutory rape when the not-of-age person in question consents to the act?Ã,  Rape would be without consent, wouldn't it?

[TerranRich]

Yes, it's called a technicality, RE. They label it rape so that it sounds worse than it really is. Because nobody under the age of 18 can POSSIBLY think for themselves. But that's another debate altogether.

[shbaz]

It's more a case of the vast majority of them not being mature enough to think for themselves, I think.

Judging by the teen pregnancy rate, I don't know how you could disagree. The ones who are mature enough should be smart enough not to get caught.

[TerranRich]

Oh, I don't disagree. I believe the age of 18 is the lowest it should ever be, in this country at least. Those mature enough wouldn't even DO something that stupid.

[MillsJROSS]

Why would anyone become a teacher, if they couldn't get sex from easilly moldable youths?

There was a teacher in my highschool who had some sort of sexual relations with a student...he was well over 40, I'd almost argue over 50, but I can't remember too well. He was most certainly fired. The thing I didn't understand about the relationship, other than the overwhelming age difference, was the fact that he was just a drivers ed teacher. So the girl must have REALLY wanted that drivers liscence.

But honestly, at age 20, I see all the upcomming college/university freshman, and while a good many of them are attractive, I don't have any interest in them based on maturity alone.

However, that being said...I don't see why there should be some arbitrary number for being able to have sex. I see no reason why the eighteen year old seducing the twenty-five year old is somehow not the sleezy person, and everyone blames the twenty-five year old. Now if the twenty-five year old cajoled an eighteen year old into having sex, I'd agree.

However, even after saying that, a teacher and student relationship should never cross that line.

-MillsJROSS

[shbaz]

The reason the 25 year old is held responsible is because, like you, he should see the maturity difference and the violation of the trust placed in him and turn it down. There are laws in place so that if there is only a 2-4 year difference (varies by state) statutory rape laws are not applicable.

In short, she's still sleezy but he's equally sleezy and legally able to be tried as an adult.

[MillsJROSS]

She's already eighteen and therefore legal, the only law that has been broken are rules mandated by the school system. I wasn't really talking about legality, though. I was more just pointing out that people tended to call the 25 year old, in this scenario, a sleeze. But it seemed there was no, or not nearly so much, negative feeling towards the girl who actively was seeking the 25 year old out. Now, as her teacher, it's his responsibility to make sure nothing happens. But if he wasn't her teacher, legaly there would be nothing wrong with their union. And even if she were underage, as long as she had consent from her parents, there would be no illegal acts committed. As the parents are probably the only ones who could press charges (Still assuming that he's not her teacher, and that their sex was consentual). This strays from the topic a bit, but I just felt people were viewing the 25 year old too harshly comparatively to that of the 18 year old.

-MillsJROSS

[bspeers1-1]

I'll impart the method that has worked for me time and time again.

First, bring up in conversation the "fact" that you are doing a sociological examination of male teacher's sleeping patterns and if they would very much mind going to bed with you for science.  Then, on the way to their boudoir or bedroom, make some sort of witty pun to the effect that this looks more like a "Simone de Boudoir." Note, however that this only works if they are an early 20th century feminist teacher, and a woman.  Also, for some reason, "Simone de bedroom" isn't as funny.

Make some light conversation about their intererests, whether it be teaching, or slam dancing, or murdering schoolgirls in their sleep.  Make it sound like you really care.  I suggest the following construction: "My, I really love FILL IN THE ACTIVITY HERE.  Yes, I'm sure FILL IN THE ACTIVITY HERE is far more interesting than the average person believes.  Yes, I agree that FILL IN THE ACTIVITY HERE is much more complex than that human chattel we call society can possibly comprehend." -- except, try not to sound too sarcastic.

Once you're in bed with him or her or them, tell them you need to take pictures to go with the words of your publication.  Not only is this useful as incriminating evidence, it will also be useful for your dissertation, assuming you complete this pilot study.  Before you go to sleep, slip in that you really like the way he teaches and that you only wished there was some way to display your bright, bouncy appreciation for his teaching and his immense prowess with a chalkbrush.  He will probably suggest a card.  At this point, actually pull out a card, but instead of what's written on the inside, have the words "Please have sex with me" on the interior.  This will almost certainly guarantee that after you get up, sometime, when he's read the card, he will have sex with you.  Or me, depending on whose name you put in the card.

After all that, be sure to publish the results.  This will not only complete the illusion, but be the only ethical way of dealing with the research findings you've collected so far.  "Social Problems Quarterly" is supposed to have a special issue on sleeping patterns in the next couple months, so that gives you a goal.

Good luck!

[Mr_Frisby]

To catch a teacher you first must learn to think like a teacher, get inside his head, go throughhis garbage - then hit him over the head and store him in carbonite for about ten years - if you get over your crush before then he would probably make a lovely hood ornament.

[Mr Jake]

I love how so many people took a thread by YUFSTER seriously

[mätzyboy]

Stay-ups are the way to go! No man can resist stay-ups, right?

[Timosity]

I think it has more to do with the fact it's a teacher and not necessarily the age.

I think if a 25 year old teacher has sex with their 30 year old student it is still a violation.

I know in Australia the legal age for sex is 16 (it may be 18 for homosexual sex, but that's another debate)

So all you have to do is either change schools or get him to change schools and everything will be set.

For the seduction, it's simple, just record a video of yourself shaving your bikini zone (most guys hate girls with hairy chests) and post it on your website, then send him an email. Guys love that stuff.

you could also just slip the video into his suitcase, but then you risk the chance of the masses not seeing it.

Of course a 25 yr old dating an 18 yr old wouldn't get much respect from the general community, but who knows, they could be perfect for each other. who would notice when He's 35 and she's 28. My best mate is 28 and he's dating a 38 yr old with 2 kids. I know that's different to being a minor but age isn't always a guide.

[Flippy_Unplugged]

Seducing the man is the worst thing you can do to him!!!

I've been in the position before.  When I was 23 I had a 17 year old that kept asking me out!  Sure, she was smokin' hot and incredible, but I didn't feel like going to jail.  (we went out on a date the night she turned 18, but that's neither here nor there)

But this guy ... he's your teacher for God's sake!  I don't know how it works in your corner of the world, but in American school systems he'd be fired just for the flirting with a student.

Darth Mandarb's Advice (earned from bitter experience)
Momentary satisfaction is NEVER worth it if the long term consequences are bad.   While you might come out of this with some satisfaction, it's his life/livelyhood you're potentially destroying.

Trust me on this, fantasize about it ... daydream if you will, but don't go through with it.  In the long run it's better for you both.

Walk away ...

I say go for it.

Moderator, for this post alone.

[Ali]

They label it rape so that it sounds worse than it really is. Because nobody under the age of 18 can POSSIBLY think for themselves.

Where is 18 the minimum age? It's 16 in Britain (I think...) and it seems to have been established so far that it's 16 in Australia and the States.

What countries are left?

OT, my advice would be forget about this guy and join a Catholic School where you're taught by nuns. And then you have to raise a lot of money to enter a big choir contest. And then you win the contest. And then everyone finds out that you're a singer from Vegas.

Wait...

[TerranRich]

Is it 16 in the States? I live here and I don't even know. For some reason I thouht it was 18.

Meh... http://teenadvice.about.com/library/weekly/qanda/blageofconsent.htm makes it even more confusing. You can have sex with a 12-year-old legally somewhere ini the U.S.? I seriously doubt that.

[GarageGothic]

Do the Indy trick - write LOVE on your eyelids and bat your lashes at him.

Or hide in a banana crate on follow him on his wild adventures. For full details see:

Chris Columbus' complete guide to seducing your archeology professor aka Indiana Jones and the Monkey KingÃ,