So sick of the penis enlargement spam!

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

  I get 3 e-mails a day from those bastards. That's the only spam that I ever get! And the subject lines just make me sick. "Enhance the certain part of your body", "give her what she wants already". Spam is annoying, but the penis spam tops the annoying scale. 50% of all e-mail is spam. 90% of that spam belongs to 5 people. One day, somebody will kill these people.

[evenwolf]

Nah, but there are legions of geeks who mail bomb those people's actual mail boxes. Hehehe, and what's funny is that the spammers complain, naturally.

Another thing I never knew about spam was that it was named after that great Monty Python sketch where every item on the menu has Spam in it:  Spam, eggs, sausage, and spam.  Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam spam, spam, and spam. etc. I thought that was kind of cute.

[MillsJROSS]

I hate penis enlargment spam too. What I want to know about are breasts enlargments.

-MillsJROSS

[Trapezoid]

Shut up, guys, it works.

[Barcik]

Proof, please...

[SSH]

I propose teh genticular equivalent to smilies: maybe called wilies?

:-   (Trapezoid before)
:----- (Trapezoid after)
:^v^v^ (Trapezoid after it got caught in the zip)

I'll leave the female ones up to someone else...

[DGMacphee]

I get penis enlargement and debt reconciliation spam.

Do they seriously think I'm just a poor guy with a little dick?

...

Hmm...

[wOoDz]

crazy thing is if you could prove your a poor guy they wouldn't send it to ye, a £10,000 willy job would be last thing you could afford
not that i've looked to see how much it costs

i know how MonsterSasha feels, my 11yr old daughter gets it too, and worse, MSN have a check box checked when you sign up, to share your email addy..GITS

woodz

[Jimi]

When I open Outlook Express, I normally have about 5 smap e-mails, and 1 proper one. Normally its: "Is your business going down hill?" I'm 14! And, naturally, the "Give your woman what she wants"...I'M 14!!!!! Can't they even check what your age is, or do the purposely send the dick enlargment spam to young nieve kids? I bet the people who write these have little, tiny pins down there.

[Gonzo]

I get tons of penis enlargement spam plus about 10 other regular types. It's a nightmare really. Recently I've had an e-mail called '15 TYPES OF CHINESE PRODUCTS' or something, which I get sent about 7 times a day. I've filtered it out for deletion now though.

[edmundito]

Yeah, I'm sick of them wanting to enlarge my "mangina".

[Eero]

I'll get approximately 25 spam mails a day... I have no filters... And almost 15 of them are related with making your dick bigger...
PS: I'm 12 years old, so spam like this is really unneeded...

[Rincewind]

Hm, well, you are not alone on this one... I recieve about five mails a day, and they are mostly about penis enlargement, banks, credit cards, making money, or other unnessecary things. But what annoys me the most is that some of them doesn't even contain a "Removal"-link, and if they do, it's most likely that it doesn't work... And there is usually no use adding the adress to the list of spam-mail, because it's always new adresses and the same content.
Ugh...
"This is driving me mad...  Mad... Maad..."

[Trapezoid]

I'd be careful about those "removal links"... All they do is prove to the spammer that it's a real email address with someone reading it.

[Rincewind]

Yeah, I've started to suspect something like that myself...
Argh. I don't like spam.

[wOoDz]

just out of interest i checked my kids's email, she has an @MSN.com account and this started from day one, if anyone has a MSN or hotmail account check in option, under your personal profile, if you get this all the time, its likely two check boxes are ticked, they started doing this about 18 months ago, which really sucks and it also gives your name, post/zip code age, this is hers for the last few days, bearing in mind we've blocked sh*t loads more

these d/heads seem to target kids, maybe its to provoke the perents to reply, even "kids" web sites force, gator crap, ad-ware, porn browers onto them.
sorry i should of edited the piccie but i suspect u've all had it before

woodz

[Raggit]

I hate all spam. I also hate the stupid hoaxes that morons fall for and actually forward on.

Like the missing child hoaxes, the Bill Gates give away hoax and virus warnings.

I recently created a spam satire e-mail. It was the ultimate spam!!! It said "Get paid to increase your penis size while gambling in our on-line casino for lower mortage rates!!"

Then a bunch more trash like that at the bottom!! Of course I never sent it to anybody. It just sits on my hard drive and I copied it into my inbox so it looks real.

I also made a tear jerker spoof e-mail. Do you ever get the tear jerkers?

D347h 2 SP4M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Andail]

I love spam, but I never get any.

[Helm]

* Helm signs Andail up for some mailing lists...

[m0ds]

Sasha, would you like to enlarge my penis?

LOL.

Sorry.


m0ds