Uptight America -or- What's Up Their Asses?

[evenwolf]

I .... I just ...

I wanted to find a picture that said "bye".  I really wanted something you guys could remember me by- and hopefully something that would bring you guys together.

Eric, DG. This is for only the two of you:

http://www.office-assist.com/~jarvis/cleveland2002/bye02.jpg

Bye.

[TheYak]

Yak: what was that picture from, sorry I didn't get it, but yes I know he's holding Janets ninja nipple star.

Ya don't recognize a scene from Krull?  You really ought to be flogged.

[DGMacphee]

Eric, DG. This is for only the two of you:

http://www.office-assist.com/~jarvis/cleveland2002/bye02.jpg

Bye.

I also tried to find some good images to bid you a proper farewell, but this was all I could find:

http://www.biohazardgames.com/farewell.jpg

http://www.starlitedance.com/Farewell-042.jpg

http://www.cepheid.org/~kiz/farewell.jpg

http://www.bmeworld.com/catgirl2/farewell.jpg

Eric, do you have anything to add?

[shbaz]

The guy who streaked has a web page.

http://www.thestreaker.org.uk/main.htm

[Timosity]

Yak: what was that picture from, sorry I didn't get it, but yes I know he's holding Janets ninja nipple star.

Ya don't recognize a scene from Krull?  You really ought to be flogged.

Get out your Cat O Nine Tails cause I've never heard of Krud Krull

After a bit of googling, I know all about it and I don't know how I've never heard of it, must be to do with marketing in the 80's, at least over here

I even tried to view a trailer but the imdb link went to Dungeons & Dragons, I'll see if I can find it elsewhere

[DGMacphee]

Here's a theory I just had, which I haven't heard anyone else mention yet (and this will show much spare time I've got and how utterly bored I am right now):

The whole tit popping thing is a revenge against the Britney/Madonna kiss.

Some critics have compared it to it, but none have actually called it a "revenge tactic".

Keep in mind Britney and Justin used to date and the break-up was something harsh.

Consider, also, that Janet Jackson and Madonna used to complete in record sales.

What if the tit-popping is just an excuse to one-up Justin's ex-girlfriend?

It's a most plausable theory IMO.

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After re-reading what I wrote, I've come to the conclusion that I really do have no life -- Maybe I should get some sleep before it's too late.

[Raggit]

Interesting theory DG.  But I think that Justin Timberlake may have flopped her boob out just because of a sudden impulse.  

[DGMacphee]

Actually, Rag, they admitted it was planned (Jackson's statement on the MTV websire: "The decision to have a costume reveal at the end of my half-time show performance was made after final rehearsals.")

Also, if it was impulse, don't you think the Britney/Madonna kiss would fuel some of that impulse?

Keep in mind, Timberlake looked pretty pissed when he saw it.

[Layabout]

Timbers was in on it, the look he gave was a facade.

Anyway, who blames wardrobe malfunction. Lies... ALL LIES!!!!!!!!!

[MrColossal]

http://sylpher.com/kafka/junk/farewell.jpg

yea DG i hate to say it but stop... that post made me want to punch you because it sounded like entertainment tonite all of the sudden started posting on the AGS forums

signed,
Mary Hart

[TheYak]

It's decided then.  The only way to discourage this sort of idiotic behavior by our celebrities is to have celebrity-burning.  Hooray! Or, if you're too much a pacifist, then we could always just keep them in cages and let 'em out when we want to use them.  If they're singers, then they really don't have too much use for their arms.  Let them wear straight-jackets.  I  tried to re-read what I wrote because I'm pretty sure it's idiotic.  However, I've had 2 hours of sleep and am not getting more so fuasjlh;g.

[DGMacphee]

Don't worry, Eric -- that side of choice gossip I wrote was typed at 3am.

I'm re-reading it now thinking "What was going through my mind?" -- Kinda like when people watch a David Lynch film.

But I promise, it'll never happen again.

Now, who want to hear some news about Britney and her ex-hubby?

[rodekill]

I'd like just like to mention that I'm always up for some boobie talk, for those who would be interested.

Who would have thought of mixing ninjas and boobies, two of the coolest things around? Brilliant I say!

[DGMacphee]

Who would have thought of mixing ninjas and boobies, two of the coolest things around? Brilliant I say!

I do this for Rodey cause he is awesome:

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/ninja_movie_script2.htm

[makri]

I doubt something like that would cause much fuss over here in Finland. We're fairly used to see nakedness all over (TV and elsewhere) and not necessarily connect it to sexuality. My wife (Canadian) used to be surprised when basic TV channels showed things like completely naked women (and men) at times when children are watching (like, 6 PM - 9 PM).

[rodekill]

She's obviously not from Quebec.

[Trapezoid]

I fear the effects of removing the taboo from breasts. What if future generations get too used to them while growing up, and don't find them as sexy?

[Nacho]

I fear the effects of removing the taboo from breasts. What if future generations get too used to them while growing up, and don't find them as sexy?

Good point indeed!

[rodekill]

I suppose women will no longer feel the need to artificially inflate them with potentially harmfull chemicals and junk.

PS DG -> I love you. I'm starting a fan-site for that movie, complete with fan-fic and furries.

[Ghormak]

I fear the effects of removing the taboo from breasts. What if future generations get too used to them while growing up, and don't find them as sexy?

There are other, quite visible parts of the woman that can be just as sexy...