What if... Chris Jones dies suddenly?

LucasFan · Mon 09/02/2004 11:39:45

I'm sure Chris will "produce" a Chris Jones Junior and teach him all his wisdoms before he dies.

DGMacphee · Mon 09/02/2004 12:54:54

If Chris dies, we'll just freeze him like Walt Disney!

Goldmund · Mon 09/02/2004 13:30:24

[french accent]
For some it will be grief.
For the law - relief.
But this will be death for Chris Jones and Clyde!

Andail · Mon 09/02/2004 16:04:11

It's funny that we're discussing a person's death here, and all people can come up with is how terrible it would be that we wouldn't see any updates on the ags-engine...

You heartless beasts!

(I, on the other hand, see before me a mittens soccer tournament without the amusing sight of CJ:s girly attempts to run for the ball)

Scummbuddy · Mon 09/02/2004 16:07:37

Chris who-now?

Miez · Mon 09/02/2004 16:26:52

Quote from: Pumaman on Sun 08/02/2004 21:51:19If I die suddenly, I'm taking you all with me!!!111

Yay! can I get a window seat?

Nacho · Mon 09/02/2004 17:05:26

Quote from: Andail on Mon 09/02/2004 16:04:11
It's funny that we're discussing a person's death here, and all people can come up with is how terrible it would be that we wouldn't see any updates on the ags-engine...

You heartless beasts!

(I, on the other hand, see before me a mittens soccer tournament without the amusing sight of CJ:s girly attempts to run for the ball)

Yes... I pointed that minimi has no heart before...

And yes... We all saw Chris running at Mittens... It was impressive... But there was a swedish guy with four nipples who impressed me most... O_O

Eggie · Mon 09/02/2004 19:37:22

Quote from: Raggit on Mon 09/02/2004 00:58:37
Coffins are without a doubt the most disturbing things in this world.

What about S Club?

If CJ died I would regret not hugging him more often.

AGA · Mon 09/02/2004 19:50:13

Quote from: Eggie on Mon 09/02/2004 19:37:22
If CJ died I would regret not hugging him more often.

Or at all...

Chicky · Mon 09/02/2004 20:14:49

I love Chris Jones, if he died my life would have no meaning... it would be soo sad.

chri's Death/Suicide note:

To Mods

Speaking from the tongue of an experienced simpleton who obviously would rather be an emasculated, infantile complain-ee. This note should be pretty easy to understand.

All the warnings from the AGI Studio courses over the years, since my first introduction to the, shall we say, ethics involved with independence and the embracement of your community has proven to be very true. I haven't felt the excitement of listening to as well as creating Adventure Games along with reading and writing for too many years now. I feel guity beyond words about these things.

For example when we're back stage and the lights go out and the manic roar of the crowds begins., it doesn't affect me the way in which it did for Guybrush Threepwood, who seemed to love, relish in the the love and adoration from the crowd which is something I totally admire and envy. The fact is, I can't fool you, any one of you. It simply isn't fair to you or me. The worst crime I can think of would be to rip people off by faking it and pretending as if I'm having 100% fun. Sometimes I feel as if I should have a punch-in time clock before I walk out on stage. I've tried everything within my power to appreciate it (and I do,God, believe me I do, but it's not enough). I appreciate the fact that I and we have affected and entertained a lot of people. It must be one of those narcissists who only appreciate things when they're gone. I'm too sensitive. I need to be slightly numb in order to regain the enthusiasms I once had as a child. On our last 3 tours, I've had a much better appreciation for all the people I've known personally, and as fans of our Games, but I still can't get over the frustration, the guilt and empathy I have for everyone. There's good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much, so much that it makes me feel too fucking sad. The sad little, sensitive, unappreciative, Pisces, Jesus man. Why don't you just enjoy it? I don't know!

I don't have a goddess of a wife who sweats ambition and empathy... and a daughter who reminds me too much of what i used to be, full of love and joy, kissing every person she meets because everyone is good and will do her no harm. And that terrifies me to the point to where I can barely function. I can't stand the thought of Frances becoming the miserable, self-destructive, death rocker that I've become.

I have it good, very good, and I'm grateful, but since the age of seven, I've become hateful towards all humans in general. Only because it seems so easy for people to get along that have empathy. Only because I love and feel sorry for people too much I guess.

Thank you all from the pit of my burning, nauseous stomach for your letters and concern during the past years. I'm too much of an erratic, moody baby! I don't have the passion anymore, and so remember, it's better to burn out than to fade away.

Peace, love, empathy.
Chris Jones

Oversized Chicken

and Minimi, I'll be at your alter.
Please keep going EvenWolf, for AGA.
For his life, which will be so much happier without me.

I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!

(c) Kurt Cobain, this is the suicide note written by the great artist Kurt Cobain, it has been edited for comedy value's only and to suit the current situation over Chris Jones death. no offence or disrespect was intended when changing this.

Long Live Curt Cobain

-a chicken

Migs · Mon 09/02/2004 20:34:42

The more we post in this thread, the more we're tempting fate.

jannar85 · Mon 09/02/2004 21:14:19

If he did, I would send m0ds to his house, to get the source code, and then sell it on the black market for a hiiigh price.

No.

Seriously..
Why discuss this?

We all know that CJ is the (our) God!11

rodekill · Mon 09/02/2004 21:34:07

You know, zombie religion clearly states that eating a mans brain will grant you his powers, as I've previously mentioned.

Therefore...

I call shotgun on the brain!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!11!

Domino · Mon 09/02/2004 21:36:39

Who's gonna eat the rest of him then? Can CJ be divided amongst 1500 AGS Forum members?

yuck!

Minimi · Mon 09/02/2004 21:38:06

Hey, people, don't you think I'm a heartless guy now! I'm just one of those guys that is thinking out loud. All you others thought about this, but are affraid to expose yourself as who you are out of self-pityness.

Anyway... it seems like it wouldn't be any problem if he died, and it also seems nobody really cares, because of some blindness of the fact that THERE IS A PATTERN OF DEATH (final destination

).

And I guess you are right, that there are thousands of people named Chris Jones... so I think AGS is made by thousands of Chris Jones people around the world. :

Paper Carnival · Mon 09/02/2004 21:49:11

I thought of that before... Well, who needs Chris when you have me

? Nobody, right? Right

Okay, I was joking. So don't ban me yet. Just wait... wait...
*returns to his "Take Over AGS development in just 15 steps!"â,,¢ e-book*

Well, actually, AGS doesn't need anything else except from a speed boost and alpha scaling working for 32 bit alpha sprites. And maybe some bugs we haven't discovered yet. But still, it sucks when somebody you know dies (even if you don't know him/her very much), the death of CJ does not only mean the stop of AGS

Robert Eric · Mon 09/02/2004 22:13:01

If...CJ...dies? Who told you I was going to kill him? Was it Yufster? Melia? No, don't worry...his time hasn't come yet.

Meowster · Mon 09/02/2004 23:17:57

Robert Eric told me about his plan for AGS Community Domination while we were having evil, antagonistic sex one night.

InCreator · Mon 09/02/2004 23:37:24

I'd suggest you all now to empty your pockets and start funding the project "Chris 'First cloned humanoid' Jones". Just in case...

DMonkey · Tue 10/02/2004 00:36:00

If you do whack him, who will be the official danger-senser-type guy?