TAKE YOR REVENGE ON BABIES!

[Raggit]

Alrighty, I take that back, lol, DG you're even more twisted!

[Ben]

Nothing wrong with bit butts..

[Kairus]

Back to the babies topic, I live in a building where there have been many births lately. Three of four new babies have been added to the countless little humans that keep playing around the front and backyard. Babies don't play there yet, but they will, soon. God! I wish I'll get to live on my own before this turns to be a little human's pool.
Luckily, the walls in the building are thick enough not to hear the babies crying all the time, but we have news every morning about the insomnia oddissey of the parents.
Now a joke, though I'm a bad joke teller, specially when it's translated from a bad joke in Spanish:

- How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
- It depends on how hard you throw them.

Umm... that was not nice...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

I was once a baby. As soon as I was born I straight away bit my mum's nose off, and then I ran over a cat witha  lawn mower. It was funny, cat shreds on the snow.

[Migs]

There is, indeed, most assuredly NOTHING wrong with having oversized hindquarters.  If you haven't kept up on the times, big booties are IN!  You can't shake a little booty as well as a big booty, and trust me, booty-shaking is becoming more and more important in our society.

I've already taught my 11-month-old this crucial fact.  You should see her shake her booty whenever we turn on music with a good beat.  It's screamingly funny and disgustingly cute.

Seriously, though, I can see why people find babies annoying.  Oh gosh, sometimes I can't stand other people's kids.  I mean, WTF?  When I go out in public, I don't want to see all these monstrous creatures from the deepest darkest recesses of hell running around screaming and crying and demanding things from their parents and not watching where they're going so you practically trip over them as you're just walking along minding your own business but then you do trip and the kid starts screaming and you get yelled at and blamed for it because, after all, it's just a "poor little kid" who doesn't know anything and YOU should've been watching where you were going!

Plus, some people shouldn't be allowed to spawn offspring, as THEIR kids ruin life for OUR kids.  Here I am, trying to teach my daughter good moral values, how to behave, how to be polite.  But what's the point?  As soon as she gets old enough to go to school, all my years of effort will be negated when she encounters and MAKES FRIENDS WITH the lying, snobbish, ill-mannered, miscreants of juvenilism coming from broken homes that plague the schools.  So quite simply, if these kids are running around screwing things up, it's OTHER PEOPLE'S fault, not mine.  THAT'S what bugs me.

[Phemar]

I think we should all go out and have at least 14 babies so that maybe it'll drag some of us away from this magnet of a pc so we can actually get a life. I MEAN come on people???!!!!

[femme@THE BEACH]

I know, I am at teh beach right now, I could be doing something else like swimming and shoping (I'm such a  sharkbait. I wear black and I scratched my knee today)

I HAVE NO LIFE  

[Kairus]

Zor's right, so, Femme, now that you're at the beach why don't you go and make some babies?  

[Trapezoid]

Beach babies end up with webbed feet.

[Meowster]

I wish I had a Beach PC.

[Matt Brown]

I wish I had webbed feet

[Gemmalah]

ok so WHY do we want to take revenge on babies?

they're helpless, yet i'm not having any myself...

they make horror movies about a small lifeform talking over your body though a process of alien penitration (men could be alien i guess) they grow in there for a little while then pop out with the most of pain, noise and fuss. (sounds like birth) exept most of us are still alive afterwards. Then these little beings either kill you or take over your brain/ life/ planet/ car....

sounds about right!
and then they get you all sticky, but if someone has taken the trouble of going though all that to have one of the little critters we should not kill them.

SSH i know your point (from page one) we should not hate them because they are helpless everyone even adults need help once in a while!

[Migs]

I just decided that I like babies.  Never mind everyone.  Go babies!  More offspring for all!

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

The origional dancing baby!  

[DGMacphee]

This is the first time an internet thread has actually "jumped the shark".