I LOVE MARK LOVEGROVE

[Matt Brown]

did she granny his zombiekiller?


ok. thats lame.

[Trapezoid]

Did you bgglw his mfrnkf and dmnkly?

[m0ds]

How long this thread and I can last are not related

m0ds

[Evil]

So what are you saying m0ds? Not getting any?

[Robert Eric]

His post-masturbation blues.

[Domino]

Spanking the Monkey island?

:o

[n00bie]

I assume he Hit The Road when he saw the size of the Shadows on her Templars. Though rumour has it this was after she pulled his pants down and saw Knuttin Atoll, to which he retorted with an accusation of her Booty being Phatt and Scabb-ridden. Unsuprisingly, this caused a Melee in which Blood was drawn, no thanks to a troublesome Monkey. He may have been a Dinky little thing, but he sure did pack a Big Whoop! Hopefully, Gilbert (who's a Goodmate of mine) reminded you to lubricate your Shinetop so it doesn't Fester, because you don't want Phungoria growing on your Mushroom, I can tell you. It really restricts your ability to put it Deep in the Heart of the Carribean.




Okay, I'm all out of ideas. Thank you and goodnight!

[Matt Brown]

dang. we are a bunch of machines when it comes to turning famous adventure game titles into suggestive dialog.

keep it comin, this is pretty funny.

[Lucky]

XD I am so writing all this down. Too bad I can't think of anything like that right now.

[VWG - unplugged]

Did you...

...um...

Damn, all the good ones are taken.

And on a side note, is there anyone here NOT carrying m0ds's baby?

[Nellie]

Man, I think of a good Dinky joke, then come here to find N00bie's blown it out of the water.

Er...

was his 'Eric' Unready?  Or did he manage to enter your Gateway?

[Helm]

Was your Chamber of the Sci Fi Mutant Priestesses penetrated by his Captain Blood? Huh?

WELL FUCK YOU THEN!

[Andail]

I don't wanna hear the Pleurgburgh-related joke...

[m0ds]

Next time you vomit, listen, and you'll hear you're actually saying Pleurghburg!

[Eggie]

Did he leave his mark on your lovegrove?

[DragonRose]

So you want to be a Pornstar? In this Trial by Fire, were there Wages of War on your Shadows of Darkness with his Dragon Fire?

Did he Quest for your Crown? Did you Romance his Throne? If he heired, it was only human. Was your Rosella in Peril?  

Did he Pursue your Death Angel? If your family found out, The Kindred would have Vengance in an Open Season. They'd probably SWAT him. (Just trying to get all the Police Quests in there.)

Did his Zombie Killer get your Granny? (Oh well, it's better than Panda's! [j/k Senor Panda  ])

Did he/you (insert leisure suit larry subtitle here)?

[Domino]

did he whip out his 6 Day Assassin? Oh, ladies that has got to hurt.

[DGMacphee]

I was walking down the street and I saw a bloody mass on the curb.

So I walked over to the bloody mass and asked, "What happened to you?"

The bloody mass replied, "I'm that M0ds-Yufster joke and everyone has beaten me dry!"

So I kicked it's nads and continued my walk.

[Meowster]

I nearly died laughing, reading over this thread again.

I mean, on one hand, I could keep what little dignity I have left. On the other hand, no.

There should be a forum for classic threads.

In a completely non related question, which sounds like an innuendo but is in fact not...

Mark, did you ever play with my entertainment pack? I forgot to ask if you enjoyed it.

[m0ds]

You're all up for being lied too Yufster, I know, but no - the truth is, I haven't played the anthology yet. Not because I'm not that interested in playing QFG (of course not!  :) but moreso the fact the PC it works on, doesn't work.

I'll get round to playing it, but that could be anytime from now til I die.

And now I must go because AGA's fingers are becoming idle, and he'll need to lock this thread up again for no reason ASAP!!!1