Valentines Day

Shattered Sponge · Fri 13/02/2004 17:31:19

Quote from: Migs on Fri 13/02/2004 17:24:03And why do I see old kids trick-or-treating, like 16 and 17 year olds? What's wrong with them?

They're poor and hungry. How can you mock them for that, you heartless bastard?

Migs · Fri 13/02/2004 17:31:44

QuoteWhy is there no Holiday that utilizes AGS? Why not have an AGS day where everybody downloads AGS and AGS games and gives them to people??

I agree. AGS Day should be a national holiday, so I can get the day off from work to play AGS games.

It's a better idea than Christmas. You have to spend money on Christmas presents. AGS games are [typically] free. What, praytell, could be better than giving free gifts?

remixor · Sat 14/02/2004 02:38:46

Quote from: Indiana Psychonaut on Fri 13/02/2004 15:27:00
I'm too old for Valentines

Yeah, you're ancient compared to most of the people on these boards

rtf · Sat 14/02/2004 04:05:14

Valentines Day is really stupid.

I know what pirate man was saying in the first post. I am proof, in one way or another

I am 13 myself and every girl at my school is a sluts. OK, not every, but we got the award in the district. I'm friends with one of them (not that way) and whenever we talk on AIM she starts going off about who made out to whom, and who is back with whom.
I frankly dont give a spit.

I diddnt get any valentines this year and I'm happy becuase I dont want to end up like one of those losers who is hypnotyzed by meaningless fliting.

Another reason is because I'm jst too sexy for everyone, but we'll get to that in another thread.

Conclusion:
Valentines Day is a goveronment conspiracy to get the gullible and manipulative out of society before they can drive.

Besides, is you were truly smart at my age, you would olny be in it for those little 'Sweethearts' candies. Hell yeah

Those things kick arse!

...except for the white and green ones. Mint is for dental gum.

Thank you very much

shbaz · Sat 14/02/2004 04:25:00

Today I was having my oil changed, and the man behind the counter was having a fight with his lady-friend. She stormed out and he motions for me to come over and asks, "Could you run across the street and buy me some balloons? I'll give you $9." Apparently he wasn't able to get out of work early and his girlfriend was pissed that they were going to be "late" for dinner.

Poor guy.

LordHart · Sat 14/02/2004 04:30:37

The only Valentines me and my friends ever got into was when we all bought a shitload of roses, and sent them to one of our friends during class, with a huge tag which read: "Love Bruce"...

shbaz · Sat 14/02/2004 04:38:35

Quote from: Os Ãšltimo QuÃ£o Queijo ^_^ on Sat 14/02/2004 04:30:37
The only Valentines me and my friends ever got into was when we all bought a shitload of roses, and sent them to one of our friends during class, with a huge tag which read: "Love Bruce"...

That reminds me of the time the retarded kid in my class bought roses for the hot girl in my class with a note asking her out and got shamed. It was sad.

Layabout · Sat 14/02/2004 07:20:18

Nah, it teaches him a lesson in life. He will never get laid. HAHAHA!

um

anyway

It's valentines day. No one loves me.

Hinders · Sat 14/02/2004 11:00:56

i dont agree, valentines day is teh c00l, cuz it is my names day\O/ but...
the name sucks

'valentin'

BAH!
a fucking girlie name

i hate it

*sniff*

Babar · Sat 14/02/2004 11:41:01

I feel terrible

. I am the victim of a "pity" valentines card :

. I got an anonymous card put in my backpack today. The sender claimed to be "tantalised by by BIIG sexy glasses" and my "brainy mind"

. It just got me annoyed. Probably wants me to do their homework for them

.

Bluke4x4 · Sat 14/02/2004 13:49:32

I do not concur. But, of course, I'm ten, and my mom and dad and classmates give me enough chocolate, candies and cookies that I can go on a sugar high for a week! And afterwards, projectile vomiting! And the best part is my Valentine's present! It's a strange little stuffed animal frog-like creature with the 2 words "press here" on the back. And if you press there, he sings:
Let me call you sweetheart,
I'm in looove with yooou,
Let me call you sweetheart,
I'm in looove wiiith yooou!!!
Now, I think I'm gonna much some candy.

Matt Brown · Sat 14/02/2004 14:13:09

Quote from: Darth Mandarb on Fri 13/02/2004 11:02:09
Quote from: Dr. Jekyll?~MR. HYDE! on Fri 13/02/2004 08:27:37
I concur with Doctor Mandarb. I always hated Valentine's Day when I was a teen for the exact same reason (only I didn't have any guy friends either...). Although, it pissed me off to see all these other assholes who don't know how to treat a lady getting the girls (some of these girls musta been desperate though, 'cuz they kept coming back for more ). While at the same time, all the girls would say to me, "Sully, you're such a nice guy...", but I had a snowball's chance in hell of ever getting a date with any of them (beleive me, I tried a few times, and was shot down like a Nazi spyplane... their excuses were so lame too...).
I might have thought we were twins after reading this. (that is ... if I didn't already have a twin!)

I was 'The Nice Guy'.

I was the guy all the girls asked 'guy advice' from but would never have considered going out with.

I've actually bumped into some of those same girls (years later) and they've shown interest. It's flattering, but usually they don't appeal to me like they did back then. Funny that ...

I was in the same boat....and then every year, come valentine's day, i'd be a bit bitter, cause I had no girlfriend. This year, I went out and found a "nice girl" (one who has the same problem of the "nice guy"...only being a girl) and it worked out. now I have a girlfriend, gave her something at school the day before (she's leaving town for teh weekend) and made her happy. I guess having a girlfriend doesnt really make the holiday that much better...but if I made somebody happy...well. thats good then. doubly so if the girlfriend.

also, I concur with layabout. my littler sister is in grade 6. girls in there get dozens of roses delivered to them by stupid 5th and 6th grade guys who prob dont even have pubes yet. kinda weird if ya ask me

Shattered Sponge · Sat 14/02/2004 19:00:03

Quote from: Bluke4x4 on Sat 14/02/2004 13:49:32
I do not concur. But, of course, I'm ten, and my mom and dad and classmates give me enough chocolate, candies and cookies that I can go on a sugar high for a week!

You must have a lot of admirers. Hell, if even your parents are giving you valentines gifts, you must be pretty hot for a ten-year-old.

Domino · Sat 14/02/2004 19:36:42

The only time i really enjoyed Valentines Day was when i was dating this girl for 2 years. Then it seemed to have some meaning, and i couldn't wait to give her flowers and a card and take her out for dinner. But ever since she dumped me and i no longer have a love of my life. I could care less about this stupid holiday. Now she's probably enjoying it with some other guy.

BG

Trapezoid · Sun 15/02/2004 01:43:47

I had a great Valentine's Day. I don't have a girlfriend, but I saw "Triplets of Belleville" with a female internet friend from DC who is currently visiting my state. It was only a couple hours of hanging out with her but she was very friendly and I got a few hugs and kisses out of it.

And now I've just found out that my older sister's boyfriend will be proposing tonight, which is very exciting. They've been together for five years and have a son, and my sister's been wondering if this would happen for a LONG time. She's going to be so happy. I'm excited for her!

shbaz · Sun 15/02/2004 01:50:18

I'm an uncle now! My sister-in-law had her baby today, on Valentines day.

She's a cute little girl too, not all lumpy and cone-headed like other newborns I've seen before.