World Domination just doesn't do it for me anymore...

Haddas · Wed 12/05/2004 15:55:55

TK: A man with a ROBE is not stupid enough to slip on a banana peel.
ZorÂ©: You must buy a brain implant. They are so in among madmen and evil plotters. A gigantic brain is always good for impressing fellow madmen or spreading fear into the hearts of "good guys".

Ishmael · Wed 12/05/2004 15:58:56

And, of cource, the second man, you know, who listenes to your plans, comments them, and comes up with extra ideas, and informs you if something happens... like Number Two, Pinky(..sp?) etc.

Haddas: Sleeves and belt mean more clever person..?

Haddas · Wed 12/05/2004 20:27:43

QuoteHaddas: Sleeves and belt mean more clever person..?

PRECISELY!

Phemar · Thu 13/05/2004 04:50:20

Oooooh, the mayor of my town just announced he's holding a big festival in my town, and everyone on the city is going to be there! This should be a good time to wreak havoc...

Oh yeah, and GinnyW: Sorry, only read your post now, but thanks!

Peter Thomas · Thu 13/05/2004 08:24:36

Zor - the trick to being great and evil and mastermindish is NOT to attack while they're together

While everyone's at the festival - go to each house individually and rig it with TNT. Then, when they go home to sleep - blow their asses up. This will achieve much greatness, as well a super evil reputation.

Phemar · Thu 13/05/2004 16:01:02

But however will they know it is me, if i am to acheive a super reputation?

I could crinkle all theit neat beds, and be known as the Bed-Crinkler...

Haddas · Thu 13/05/2004 17:27:46

Excellent! BWAHHAHAHAAA!!! You could also leave the fridge open! and spray hairspray through the windows to destroy the ozone layer

Ishmael · Fri 14/05/2004 09:36:35

You can also tune their stereos to a polka or something like that station, turn the volume to full, and leave 'em off. So next time they turn it on...

Scummbuddy · Fri 14/05/2004 09:59:22

Quote from: ZorÂ© on Thu 13/05/2004 16:01:02
But however will they know it is me, if i am to acheive a super reputation?

...cause you'd be the only house on the block... still on the block.

Ishmael · Sat 15/05/2004 16:52:25

Heh, yeah

Moox · Sat 15/05/2004 18:27:44

My evil mind can destroy yours. I will freeze your town with a big ice cube!

(Evil Laugh)

333 · Sat 15/05/2004 18:43:06

I will put my dog's crap on your car and believe me my dogs poo is wicked. watch out here comes her poo.... EVERYONE HA HA HA I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH HER POO.

Ishmael · Sat 15/05/2004 21:23:33

Now that, IMHO, is not genuine(sp) evil mastermind stuff...

Btw. can the increasing use of formating concidered as sign of increasing evil mastermindnes? I've lately been very much into italiaziazization...

What you should do is walk your dog to the other peoples cars and piss her down on somewhere else then on the tires.