Becoming a Male Escort...

KANDYMAN-IAC · Wed 05/01/2005 15:58:37

Hey guys,

I've been thinking about it, and I'm curious about the prospect of becoming a male escort. Building up my body, and then hiring it out to women for a night of intellectual and physical intamacy... What do you think??

I think this plan has lots of potential. I have professional photos, that make me look like a ralph lauren model. And I'm reasonably worldly and sophisticated. Also according to my EX I am very good in bed, she always teased that she would hire me out for money. Funny thing is despite the amount of positives she tells me I have, she still dumped me...

Male Escort what do you think... I think its a winner.

But I'd like some opinions.

Love Kandyman...

(I'd 100% be advertising myself as a "hetrosexual" male escort.)

RickJ · Wed 05/01/2005 16:26:58

Hehe, You have the right nick name "Kandyman"

. I can see the ads now "Hey girl! Want some sugar? Call the Kandyman 1-800-KANDY4U."

Oliver · Wed 05/01/2005 16:33:29

Quote from: RickJ on Wed 05/01/2005 16:26:58
Hehe, You have the right nick name "Kandyman" . I can see the ads now "Hey girl! Want some sugar? Call the Kandyman 1-800-KANDY4U."

hehe, that's a good one.

Anyway, I think that's a little lame, being a escort guy and stuff. But It's your choice.

Darth Mandarb · Wed 05/01/2005 18:07:45

I did it for a few years back in my early 20's ... it was fun for awhile, but then it just gets old.

Eventually you need more than just 1 night stands.

JimmyShelter · Wed 05/01/2005 18:35:38

Quote from: KANDYMAN-IAC on Wed 05/01/2005 15:58:37
And I'm reasonably worldly and sophisticated.

Somehow my idea of a reasonably worldly and sophisticated person doesn't match with someone who would post an idea like this on a forum about point&click adventures.

SquinkyIncognito · Wed 05/01/2005 19:14:33

This sounds a lot like a rebound thing...If your feel bad about yourself and all that, I'm not sure what to do, but doing this deal probably will just screw things up more....

Evil · Wed 05/01/2005 19:42:11

Heh, well you best be packing something good down 'there' or I doubt it will work out for long. Best of luck Kandy.

355 · Wed 05/01/2005 20:23:17

You do know what stds and ugly chicks are?

Gregjazz · Wed 05/01/2005 20:29:14

Quote from: RickJ on Wed 05/01/2005 16:26:58
Hehe, You have the right nick name "Kandyman" . I can see the ads now "Hey girl! Want some sugar? Call the Kandyman 1-800-KANDY4U."

I don't know why that was so funny, but it was!

Pumaman · Wed 05/01/2005 20:51:38

Quote from: KANDYMAN-IAC on Wed 05/01/2005 15:58:37
Male Escort what do you think... I think its a winner.

But I'd like some opinions.

Think of the ugliest, most repulsive woman you've ever seen. Now imagine her rubbing her naked sweaty body all over you. Now imagine having to pretend to enjoy it. But then, you'd just be doing it for the money, right?

KANDYMAN-IAC · Wed 05/01/2005 21:35:17

hmmmmmm yesssssss....

i see. all possible, i guess. but male escorts get to advertise themselves how they see fit. And a lot of them tend to advertise themselves for date purposes quite alot. Apparently there is a large enough market for renting a one night partner for a work associated dinner, or just personal evening... who is then payed to pleasure you after.

in a way reminds me of how i was in my last relationship...

Barbarian · Thu 06/01/2005 00:25:09

You should see the now classic movie "Midnight Cowboy":

jetxl · Thu 06/01/2005 12:05:54

Most man-whores are by men, for men.

KANDYMAN-IAC · Thu 06/01/2005 12:25:42

TRUE... but not all... and there is a market for man whores for women...

identifable because they "don't" come in the pink container

Nine Toes · Fri 07/01/2005 04:07:58

...You're serious?

Oh well, I guess it's got better benefits than just being a plain, old-fashioned slut. :\

edmundito · Fri 07/01/2005 07:35:17

Quote from: Evil on Wed 05/01/2005 19:42:11
Heh, well you best be packing something good down 'there' or I doubt it will work out for long. Best of luck Kandy.

Oh, he'll "be packing something good down 'there'", alright.... once he gets some STDs, of course.

modgeulator · Fri 07/01/2005 07:57:54

You should head to New York, lotta rich women back there...

Mr Jake · Fri 07/01/2005 08:35:24

Quote from: modgeulator on Fri 07/01/2005 07:57:54
You should head to New York, lotta rich women back there...

thats a long commute towork from Austrailia

Czar · Sun 09/01/2005 02:33:31

OK Kandy, this is for your own good.

http://www.matureadulteress.net/index.php
(try looking at this site when you're not horny, err, a friend told me)

Yes, it is true! Not only do I frequent these sites, i also am the cute guy's hand on the second pic.

Those of weak heart do not open, your relative could be there!

C.

Kinoko · Sun 09/01/2005 23:36:58

Czar, I freaking hate you. I'm sending you the bill for the vomit-covered keyboard in front of me.

Becoming a Male Escort...

SquinkyIncognito

355