AGS Church

[DCillusion]

I was thinking, this year a great birthday present for our grand creator CJ would be the formation of AGS - The religion.

Is there a protocol for this in the U.K.?  In the U.S., anyone may form a unitarian faith; so long as it has:

- A form of scripture
- A tangile leadership
- A strong, (small or large), group of followers

these rules are VERY interpretive, there's even a Beer Church & a Music Church

Faith leaders have key benefits including:

- Complete exemption from Federal, State, Income, & Property taxes
- Their children go to college free of charge
- Free health care, (does that matter in England?)
- Elligable for certain Federal Grants

I think it's a great idea.  If it's formed, the only thing we would have to do is agree to join, to show following.  We wouldn't have to tithe, go anywhere, do anything.  It's EASY!!  I would sign up.

[Pumaman]

Sadly, the AGS Religion was dissolved last year, after a tearful Final Supper.

[DCillusion]

NEVER, in my wildest dreams, would I have believed you had a picture representing this post! :o

The AGS'er in the "Judas" position even appears ready to turn you into some Vivendi authority.

[Evil]

Are you stroking AGA's chin?

[Squinky]

It looks like AGA's getting retting to spit out a meatball on Chris's hand.....or is that just what I would like to see happen?

[Blade]

Cool picture 

I heard about four dudes in Poland forming a church to avoid conscription. I believe they called it "The Church of Olive Tree". The only requirements were to have followers, to make a scripture and to have regular (one for half a year at least) meetings to discuss the church's affairs. So the followers were these for guys, they made some bull***t scripture and made meetings once half a year during which they talked, drank lots of beer and laughed from what they had in scripture, making some cosmetic changes to it.
And they never went to army.

[Paper Carnival]

do we have like heresies or denominations?

[DragonRose]

The New Order of Druids in California is similar to that. There was a university there  that required everyone to go to religious services on Sundays, so a bunch of students and profs got together under a nearby oak tree, drank whiskey, read poems and said they were Druids.

Personally, I can think of worse ways to spend my Sundays.

[Nacho]

We have something to start.

The Mesiah: Chris Jones... Of course, it must't be the human form, so, let's kill him and invent something completelly new and epic for his life and death. (A silent retirement of the public life would work too).

The symbol: The blueCup.

Saint Peter: Roger.

The Bible: AGS manual.

Apostles... I am not sure... I think they could be the first miteneers. We even have Yathzee, who could be a kind of John the baptist and all... We need a Judas. NTL?

[Babar]

what about AGS program itself? It's constant re-incarnations in much better forms has to count for something! What about the fallen angels/devil/satan person? Andy Penis?

[Ishmael]

I've been referring to the Holy Manual for ages already...

[Czar]

Now, looking at it from a more serious perspective, this would mean joining a REAL religion in the law, so that would mean ABANDONING your current religion, if you have one that is.

Yes, even if it is only for a joke and benefits you would be no longer a member of i.e. the christian church.

C.


btw i'm all for the killing CJ in torture (all in the purpose of him resurrecting or becoming a higher being)

[Nacho]

Now, looking at it from a more serious perspective, this would mean joining a REAL religion in the law, so that would mean ABANDONING your current religion, if you have one that is.

Yes, even if it is only for a joke and benefits you would be no longer a member of i.e. the christian church.

C.

Where do I must sign to quit?

[Babar]

sign? All you have to do is bathe in holy code from the blue cup. Once that is done, you have full permission to make the sign of the cup accross your chest

[BerserkerTails]

Considering I'm not a part of any religion, as I don't believe in any of them, I'd definitley join the AGS religion. Hahaha, I'd be a great story to tell people when they ask you what you believe in.

[Czar]

Czar calls the Devil
Czar: What are you wearing?
THE DEVIIIL666: Why, my regular tight black jeans, red tight shirt, leather thon.... wait a minute?!!! Who is this?!
Czar: Hey Dev, it's me!
THE DEVIIIL666: Hello Czar
Czar: I need you to bring me the contract
THE DEVIIIL666:THE Conract?
Czar: Yeah,it's for this huge guy
THE DEVIIIL666:Is he stronger than me?
Czar: No, Dev, never! You know you're the man!
THE DEVIIIL666: Aaah, you're just saying that to make me feel better!
Czar: No, really! You're the bad ass!
THE DEVIIIL666: Ah, stooop!
Czar: No you're the man!
THE DEVIIIL666: Nooo, you're the man!
Czar: No, you tha man!
THE DEVIIIL666:No, you are!
Czar: No you are!
THE DEVIIIL666: You make me so horny when you talk dirty!

etc. etc.
I dont want to go further cause it gets more intimate later

He said he will bring it to you, you just need to sign here.
Of course, as it goes, you must not know what are you signing, so:


Customer Pre-Sign:____________


Approved by: Czar


C.

[Evil]

what about AGS program itself? It's constant re-incarnations in much better forms has to count for something!

Re-incarnations from DOS to Windows?

[Babar]

And all the subsequent versions after that!

Now, looking at it from a more serious perspective, this would mean joining a REAL religion in the law, so that would mean ABANDONING your current religion, if you have one that is.

Yes, even if it is only for a joke and benefits you would be no longer a member of i.e. the christian church.

But it doesn't have to be a new religion, it can be a denomination of an old one.
For example, it could be said that using the blood of CJ- found on the bluecup (also known as the holy grail), the spirit of St Roger cloned CJ so that CJ could bring St Roger to semi-life (on the computer screen). Since CJ was a carpenter in previous life, it is only natural that the modern CJ would be a programmer.
In fact, why only focus on Christianity? CJ can also be known as Mithras/Buddha/Krishna etc.
I think I just created a cult. And I am the High Priest! Mwahahahahahaha

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

Heh. It's the second time in less than a week something like this pops up, have you noticed it? That thread about AGS in wikipedia also turned into a sort of cult.

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...oh yeah, on topic. Huh, God bless CJ, AGS and the, uh, Holy Forum! Amen!

[Haddas]

This reminds me of those yearly AGS meetings, called mittens. What is their significance?