AGS Church

[DragonRose]

That was actually from a Photoshop Phriday a long time ago. I think the challenge was to AGSify classic art.

[BMF-Inc]

Let me just say that there is one vital event that is missing in the mythology of Agsianism. The betrayal of sierra to the great being of Adventure.  Forever shall we wheep over the blow struck against our lord and savior adventure..but.....by the glory and grace of the one known as Chris...It has risen from the ashes to spread fourth it's adventury goodness

[Domino]

Could we set a certain day to celebrate this new religion, so i could get a day off of work? 

Maybe we could fill baskets with eggs and AGS games, and let our loved ones search for them.  That would be fun.

[Moox]

or we could gather around and drink peackocks blood...

[DragonRose]

Maybe we could fill baskets with eggs and AGS games, and let our loved ones search for them.  That would be fun.

An easter egg hunt would be excellent! I found one in KQ2VGA+! It's the Madness of King Graham!



Maybe I shouldn't attempt humour when it's this late at night- or early in the morning as the case may be.

[Czar]

but "your holyless", as Lady Dragon DeRose stated, that is from an old Photoshop phriday, so yes, the leader of the religion must also have one flaw, the unability to phriday the photoshops!


And after the betrayal of Master Sierra, there was the double betrayal in the times of fake reinessance by another one of the history's great,  the big Artist, Lord Lucas.
Yes, it should be written in half riddles, in a path between nostradamus and hemingway.

[Blade]

Who will be the bishops? Will we form churches were priests will show how to make adventure on the masses? I already imagine the worst sin:

Believer: Bless me fathaer because I sinned.
Priest: Tell me your sins, son.
B: I deleted AGS from my hard drive.
Priest: You will receive no consolation! You're damned through all time! I hereby ezpell you from this church and entire AGS community!

[Moox]

We can do the muslim thing and require everyone to go to mittens at least once before they die. We could even pray facing the location of the next mittens five times daily.

[Evil]

Hah, the Muslim thing sounds good. We could also require them to own a specific number of games.

[Blackthorne]

You're all making the baby Jesus cry.

Bt

[Babloi]

The declaration to become AGSian:
"There is no true Adventure Engine but AGS, and Chris is the programmer of AGS"

For small sins all you have to do is run 4 "Hello World" AGS programs. for bigger sins, you must make a full fledged game

[Melia pooncakes]

Your insistance on modeling the AGS religion off Xtianity disgusts me. It doesn't focus on the right aspects of AGS.

I declare myself an eclectic AGSer. I shall read the manual, but I shall not use the AGS application. Instead, I shall create games by imprinting my thoughts onto crystals, and showing these crystals to the computer monitor. That is the method I enjoy best for game creation, because learning all that complicated code is hard.  I shall not call out to CJ, but to JC. CJ does not seem the correct aspect to call on for adventure gaming. He's got bad taste in beer, and frankly lacks the fertility aspect that makes deities so damn loveable. JC, on the other hand, has very fine taste in clothing and is well endowed in the right places. So, I have already begun construction of a JC fetish which will grace my altar (computer desk).

I shall get in tough with my inner adventure gamer by chanting the name of the ags icon, bluecup.  Bluecup is a male/female entity, and shows us a profound truth by at once being a cup, yet being unable to contain what it holds. I shall empty my mind like the bluecup, and so become enlightened.

The rest of my tenets and suchlike. I plan on incorperating the beer and boobs into this religion, since it seems rather sterile in this department. I guess that comes from Xtian influence.