And I thought I couldn't write essays.

ScubaChic · Mon 28/02/2005 13:07:12

I think this essay (which is supposedly real) will speak for itself. Just to warn the views of this site.. there is some adult content.

Poorly Written Essay

jetxl · Mon 28/02/2005 13:39:06

Meh, I've seen worst reviews.*
Is your teacer a doctor? With the red crosses and all.

*I saw a report of a friend of mine. The teacher wrote that is was the worst report he saw in years. And he thought is was copied, but it wasn't. (I think that was the motivation of the teacher's bad review)

Rui 'Trovatore' Pires · Mon 28/02/2005 13:47:27

Well, if you did write that, you were sort of asking for most of it. But I DO get a kick of seeing a teacher write "Page is to big". Whoops! So long, credibility, nice to have met you!

Scummbuddy · Mon 28/02/2005 14:57:29

She didn't write that.... :

Its an essay thats been around on the net for awhile. It's pretty funny if its true. I love the third page. I might try that.

Ozwalled · Mon 28/02/2005 15:07:20

The very first essay I wrote at university was the one I had the most fun with, and I got full marks on it, too. It was entitled "The Athenians: Hypocrites, or Just Plain Liars?".

It was wonderful. Nothing like this one, but wonderful just the same.

Babar · Mon 28/02/2005 15:10:33

I have a feeling I am missing something by not knowing that baseball(?) player, and how he is connected to Oedipus.
I truly had an english teacher who used to grade according to the length of the essay. The only thing she checked was if it was reasonably long, and it was divided into paragraphs. If so, she gave the generic 9/12. I used to start out normal, and then start writing song lyrics (there are some songs that translate very nicely into essays). She never noticed. I feel sorry for her- I don't think she knew English properly.

HillBilly · Mon 28/02/2005 15:26:14

Mr. Freeman, eh? Better look that guy up. I mean, it can't be that many who's named Freeman?

ScubaChic · Mon 28/02/2005 17:08:09

Yeah i didnt write that, if i did.. i wouldnt have put it up on the internet. Anyway, good call on the "This page is to big".

edmundito · Mon 28/02/2005 19:42:28

Lol, that is horribly funny! It really shows the true nature of written essays, though: just a pile bullshit sentences clumped together!

Tiki · Mon 28/02/2005 19:46:04

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Evil · Mon 28/02/2005 23:27:04

"He told them thats they were dissin' him so he grabbed his 12 sided double dildo and left town."

... What?

LGM · Tue 01/03/2005 00:12:53

It's not even funny. The guy wasn't being condescending in a smart way, he was just using big naughty words to get a laugh. What IS funny, is that the teacher didn't just throw it out to begin with.

If you want a silly paper, read the one I did on early-economics: "Economics: to Agree or Not to Agree, That is the Paradox"

Basically, my argument poses that all other economic theories were wrong because they don't agree with the one I chose.

Despite it's poor grammer, wordy sentences, and, most likely, spelling errors... It got an A!

DragonRose · Tue 01/03/2005 04:07:12

That got a 61%?!?!?!?! World's easiest marker.

DGMacphee · Tue 01/03/2005 04:41:06

It was okay. Not really gutbustingly funny.

This is better: http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/chemistry.asp

Squinky · Wed 02/03/2005 19:39:35

Funny, funny stuff.