Anyone who's into crappy movies?

[LimpingFish]

For me... it's the original Night of the Living Dead.Ã,  I bought it out of a bin at walmart for a dollar.Ã,  We laughed so hard at the bad acting.

Insanity! Insanity! Someone call the taste police. :o

(LimpingFish has fainted due to disgust!)

P.s ARE you insane?

[Ponch]

Oh my God, "Pumaman". What a horrible movie! I remember it despite my best efforts not to.

Poor Donald Pleasence. I just felt sorry for him the entire time.

My favorite bad movie is the live action adaptation of "Fist of the North Star." While it had some impressive kung fu and the talents of Malcom MacDowell and Clint Howard (CLINT HOWARD!!!), nothing could save it from it's own delusions of depth.

Best of all, it cast a hulking brit as the japanese lead and paired him up with a lovely actress that I'm pretty certain learned her lines phonetically and "Downtown" Julie Brown (old MTV viewers take note) against a pretty-boy overlord with fingers of steel and his evil minions - Chris Penn and Clint Howard amongst them.

This movie is so terrible I've worn out two VHS copies of it in the ten years since it was released.

Poor Chris Penn. I just felt sorry for him the entire time.

"The North Star and the Southern Cross should never have fought (then this movie would not have been made)"... Words to live by, people.

- Ponch

[Potch]

For me... it's the original Night of the Living Dead.Ã,  I bought it out of a bin at walmart for a dollar.Ã,  We laughed so hard at the bad acting.

Insanity! Insanity! Someone call the taste police. :o

(LimpingFish has fainted due to disgust!)

P.s ARE you insane?

You DO know which one I'm talking about don't you?  It's from like 1960-something, and there's this blonde chick that is AWFUL.  I mean, really.  It was pretty poor.  You may be thinking of a different movie, because there has been a BUNCH of remakes of it.

[LimpingFish]

No, I'm talking about the original.
The movie that basically invented to modern Zombie movie as we know it!

The acting may, that's MAY, have sucked, but the movie is excellent. 8)
Kinda slow by todays standards, but...MAN!

Brainnnnnnssssssssss!

So bad its good movie:Ã,  Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf.

...no she's not.

[Potch]

In the one that I bought at Walmart, the zombies never said braaaaaiiiinnnns.Ã,  They never said anything at all actually.  I've seen a different one where they said that, which was much better than the one that I bought. 

[LimpingFish]

That's Return Of The Living Dead, and yeah it is cool.

Brainsssssssssssssssssss, is just something I say when I talk about Zombies.

Brainsssssssssssssssssss.

So bad it's good movie: Mission to Mars. Popsicle Tim Robbins anyone? 

[Pelican]

Uh, no. Mission to Mars is just BAD.

[Las Naranjas]

Return of The Living Dead shouldn't be allowed to be mentioned in this thread since it has the best dialogue of any film ever.

Kiss my arse Pulp Fiction.

[Domino]

I watched a craptastic movie last night called Boat Trip.  I thought the movie sucked so bad that i actually enjoyed it.

At first the plot stunk, the acting stunk, and it seemed cheesey as hell, but i watched the whole thing.  It had its good moments. (some funny)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285462/

[BerserkerTails]

Okay, last week I got tickets to see a sneak peek of Mindhunters, a film so incredibly bad that it sat on the shelf for about two years, and is finally being realised this Friday, I do believe.

It's got Christian Slater, Val Kilmer and LL Cool J in it, and is directed by the guy who directed "Deep Blue Sea" (Another delictably bad film). I definitely reccomend it to anyone who loves bad movies. This film has so many laugh out loud scenes in it, that the whole theatre was in tears by the end.

Speaking of the end, there's a fight scene near the end that is, in my honest opinion, the most enjoyable fight scene in any movie ever made. No joke. It is that good.

I suggest anyone who has money to spare, to see it. Or better yet, hope it comes to a cheap cinema in your town. I know there's a cinema here that plays movies JUST out of the theatres for $2.50, and I personally hope this movie comes to it so I can see it again.

Okay, I'm done.

[LGM]

Damn. I was hoping that movie would be good. Now I'll just wait for the DVD.

Also. Night of the Living Dead is a classic. It does not fit with the ranks of "Plan 9" and other such laughably bad movies.

I put a hex on you and your kin!

[He-Man]

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla is also pretty funny:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071565/

Ugh. If you think Battle Royale is a so crappy it's funny movie, I shall murder you.

I've actually talked this over with a couple of friends before. All the people I know who've seen Battle Royal thinks is's totally crappy. But since alot of people other places in the world doesn't agree with this I guess it deals with some cultural values that I don't understand. Could anyone explain why this movie is not crappy? I especially find it hard to justify the ending where Takeshi Kitano gets up to answer the phone.
Maybe I should add that I normally enjoy Asian movies...


BTW I also think that the original Night of the Living Dead is great movie in the original sense of the word.

[2ma2]

On Battle Royale: The first thing I saw from this movie was the class getting instructed through video. This in a DVD-tip segment on some filmreviewing program. I ammediatly fell in love with it. There's ways you can compare it to a Clockwork Orange, albeit it is totally different anyway. It is about frustration, deep cynism, and what everyone is actually capable of. And the bottomline is the complete unneccessity of it all. Sure, it's tragicomical, and the acting is not the best ever, but even though you laugh hard sometimes, it's always a bitter taste in your mouth. And for Kitano answering the phone, this had me stumped first aswell, but it's rather simple I guess. He has no intentions other than to die, and that guys a lousy shot. You have to wait for it I guess, and if the phone rings, the phone rings..

On NotLD: They used actual guts to munch on. How on earth did they get all those people to put pig intestines in their mouth. Wow.

[Paper Carnival]

I remember a couple of completely horrible movies that I couldn't stand watching even if I had nothing else to do. One was something about some things called time terrorists.. I could do a better movie if I wanted to.

Maybe a craptastic movie would be Seal, or US Seal, or something like that. Now that movie was bad, but I watched it all.

Sometimes I love watching cheap movies and try to guess what happens next (which is, btw, way too easy)

[Potch]

OK, I give.  YOu guys like it.  That's cool.  I just couldn't get over how bad that blonde woman was in the movie. 

But I agree on Boat Trip as well.  I couldn't even finish that movie it was so bad!  I love Cuba, but that was.... well it was bad.

[Esseb]

"USA 4000" I believe was the title. I was just zapping through the channels on TV before going off to do something else and managed to switch to this movie just as it started. I wasn't planning on watching more than the beginning, nor was my friend who was watching TV with me, but we found ourselves completely transfixed with it and watched it all the way through to the credits with a stupid grin on our faces. Movies this bad are rare to come by by chance.

As for the movie itself, as best I can remember it took place in the year 4000, in the USA, after a nuclear war. Made in the '80s there's a sizeable portion of the cast with tall and puffy hair which makes the experience of watching it all the more enjoyable.

[Paper Carnival]

I just remembered the movie called "Terminal Error" or something like that. This movie was totally unreallistic... The worst part was when the people used a gameboy to create a virus. That's right... The guy had to create a virus to destroy the big ugly and thinking virus that was destroying everything. You could see the guy typing in a DOS like platform, like a keyboard champion, with just the two buttons on the gameboy. Then they uploaded it on a computer.

When you want to put something unreallistic in your movie, put it with style!

[lo_res_man]

Has anyone seen "Demolition Man" it has some good points like a well done future, and the acting is ok at some points. but then through much of it near the end it gets so damn campy its hillarios.watch as sylvere stylone knits a sweater. thrill as sandra bullock get as cheesy as an old "utopia" pic when belovid leder is killed.
it gives off all kinds of jo-joy goo feelings
be well!!
(after spewing this malignent trash, runs to the bathroom with a full mouth)

[LimpingFish]

Demolition Man has that horrible early-nineties feel to it. Wesley Snipes must never wear dungarees again. :o

Also, most films with the word "Terminal" in the title usually suck.

So Bad its Good Movie: Killer Klowns From Outer Space. 'nuff said

(LimpingFish sits back and waits for the torrent of abuse from KKFOS fan(s).)

[Bab@r]

Demolition man was funny. But it was MEANT to be funny.